Uploaded November 2015 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Made for this and for the sheer fact that I wanted to make this joke for a long, long time: upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com/2015/11/06/november-review-the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey-2012

I've seen a lot of Hobbit cracks in my time, and frankly I'm disappointed in every single one of them. Here we have a singing dancing group of goblins led by a single king...and none of you have made the most obvious joke. Consider it finally done.