Uploaded February 2019 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
In 2017, the enemies grouped up. They decided Lorax wasn’t enough to stop gacha, so they decided to find a better person. Eventually, they came across this majestic being, Yulala. They kindly asked him that in exchange of having him on their side, they perform a ritual. They agreed. The enemies danced around happily around a fire, learning Yulala’s ways of attack fast and move fast. This is what created the monstrosity that is Winged Pigge, who attacks fast and moves fast. After the ritual, the enemies decided to construct 10 floors above Lorax’s one, with Yulala being at the top of the tower.
When the cats found out about this, they thought they would meet another good, fair, and challenging boss. No. Instead, they found on the last floor of the tower, possibly one of the most difficult enemies they ever met. The Cats panicked and immediately surrendered. A different group of Cats decided to create the ultimate weapon, that being Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk was originally intended to be a new Uber, but Sean had different plans. He knew the Battle Cats were struggling against Yulala, and that Cyberpunk would be great against him, so he discretely changed his rarity, from an Uber to a Super Rare. Each of the Dev Cats thought it was planned by others in the same group, so they went along with it.
Eventually, certain cats started heavily abusing Cyberpunk, one being a cat by the name of “Yohane”. He used Cyberpunk to his own advantage by stacking him endlessly and using Cyberpunk beyond what he can handle.
A year later, Sean saw the Cats still complained about Yulala, and decided to make Cyberpunk even more powerful, by generously giving him double his slow. And now, the Battle Cats are finally satisfied...
Down with Battle Cats. Delete it. Download BCU and remember that Cyberpunk NP is the new meta.
In 2017, the enemies grouped up. They decided Lorax wasn’t enough to stop gacha, so they decided to find a better person. Eventually, they came across this majestic being, Yulala. They kindly asked him that in exchange of having him on their side, they perform a ritual. They agreed. The enemies danced around happily around a fire, learning Yulala’s ways of attack fast and move fast. This is what created the monstrosity that is Winged Pigge, who attacks fast and moves fast. After the ritual, the enemies decided to construct 10 floors above Lorax’s one, with Yulala being at the top of the tower.
When the cats found out about this, they thought they would meet another good, fair, and challenging boss. No. Instead, they found on the last floor of the tower, possibly one of the most difficult enemies they ever met. The Cats panicked and immediately surrendered. A different group of Cats decided to create the ultimate weapon, that being Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk was originally intended to be a new Uber, but Sean had different plans. He knew the Battle Cats were struggling against Yulala, and that Cyberpunk would be great against him, so he discretely changed his rarity, from an Uber to a Super Rare. Each of the Dev Cats thought it was planned by others in the same group, so they went along with it.
Eventually, certain cats started heavily abusing Cyberpunk, one being a cat by the name of “Yohane”. He used Cyberpunk to his own advantage by stacking him endlessly and using Cyberpunk beyond what he can handle.
A year later, Sean saw the Cats still complained about Yulala, and decided to make Cyberpunk even more powerful, by generously giving him double his slow. And now, the Battle Cats are finally satisfied...
Down with Battle Cats. Delete it. Download BCU and remember that Cyberpunk NP is the new meta.
