![The Master Driver: Driver 2 [Sony Playstation] @HarryYack](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZGOEY-6TfV4/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded November 2012 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Donation by Fawltykog. Cheers, Fawlts!
Retro Yakking presents a driving masterclass courtesy sandboxy GTA wannabe Driver 2. Or not - thanks to a worrying inability to concentrate during the cut scenes, Harry Yack immediately slaughters his right hand man Jones, and the very person he was attempting to protect, one Pink Lenny.
They aren't the only ones to suffer, however, for Mr Yack's driving is almost as bad as that of an anthropomorphic yak who has pilfered a pair of severed human hands and attached them to his hooves. Needless to say, numerous innocent pedestrians with slow-motion walk cycles did not survive.
"We do not need the boundaries of the road to tell us what to do!"
Music during cutscenes is not from the game but Incompetech.com, because I am paranoid about copyright claims on music tracks.
Donation by Fawltykog. Cheers, Fawlts!
Retro Yakking presents a driving masterclass courtesy sandboxy GTA wannabe Driver 2. Or not - thanks to a worrying inability to concentrate during the cut scenes, Harry Yack immediately slaughters his right hand man Jones, and the very person he was attempting to protect, one Pink Lenny.
They aren't the only ones to suffer, however, for Mr Yack's driving is almost as bad as that of an anthropomorphic yak who has pilfered a pair of severed human hands and attached them to his hooves. Needless to say, numerous innocent pedestrians with slow-motion walk cycles did not survive.
"We do not need the boundaries of the road to tell us what to do!"
Music during cutscenes is not from the game but Incompetech.com, because I am paranoid about copyright claims on music tracks.
![The Master Driver: Driver 2 [Sony Playstation]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZGOEY-6TfV4/mqdefault.jpg "The Master Driver: Driver 2 [Sony Playstation]
Donation by Fawltykog. Cheers, Fawlts!
Retro Yakking presents a driving masterclass courtesy sandboxy GTA wannabe Driver 2. Or not - thanks to a worrying inability to concentrate during the cut scenes, Harry Yack immediately slaughters his right hand man Jones, and the very person he was attempting to protect, one Pink Lenny.
They arent the only ones to suffer, however, for Mr Yacks driving is almost as bad as that of an anthropomorphic yak who has pilfered a pair of severed human hands and attached them to his hooves. Needless to say, numerous innocent pedestrians with slow-motion walk cycles did not survive.
We do not need the boundaries of the road to tell us what to do!
Music during cutscenes is not from the game but Incompetech.com, because I am paranoid about copyright claims on music tracks.")
![El Laberinto del Sultan [Amstrad CPC] Traducciones sin Sentido (Pointless Translations) S01E01](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZH0nax1bxXs/mqdefault.jpg "El Laberinto del Sultan [Amstrad CPC] Traducciones sin Sentido (Pointless Translations) S01E01
It is a little known fact that Gem Softwares wireframe ghost-dodging sim Sultans Maze was so culturally significant it warranted a Spanish language version. Evidently the South-West European market for hedge-jumping was still burgeoning as late as 1989, when PEZ Software prompted the question, are they still re-releasing this gumph?
Ahh, only in Japan... erm, Spain?!
I promise this is the last youll hear of Sultans, at least for the time being. Recent Halloween festivities combined with bumper playing sessions have me nervously looking round the corner of alleys and ginnels for seemingly no rational reason. But there could be a ghost round there!
Dont worry, there arent any illegal VHS rips of the rest of this mythical Pointless Translations series on the way - all remaining footage was either destroyed or buried beneath the Thelwall Viaduct following the great Video Tape Crash of 2000.
Lo siento, pero no puedo entrar en cualquier correspondencia, en español. Wait, I mean, I apologise for not being able to enter into any correspondence in Spanish. Ugh, I dunno what happened there - I was possessed by the Demon of Google Translate or something.")
![[3/4] Engrish Pokedex Guide (Bootleg Pokemon Green)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zpz_7WfjO88/mqdefault.jpg "[3/4] Engrish Pokedex Guide (Bootleg Pokemon Green)
What, theres *more* of this?!
Your kids trading card game infected with terrible translations and typos worse than a Harry Yack video description? Better call the doctor... Doctor Aochider AKA Okada AKA Aochidyer! The game itself is somewhat vague about the standardised spelling.
Video split into four parts due to the whole thing being over an hour long. Note to self for future: brevity wins the internet.
In this part: 066 Wanli to 109 Dejas.
Thanks to Super8RobotG6 for the footage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrX393NRxLI")
![Lets Play Battlefield 3 [PS3] 001](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZxT3y2wfQBc/mqdefault.jpg "Lets Play Battlefield 3 [PS3] 001
Welcome to a new era of Harry Yack videos! :)
Cheers, Ross: http://www.youtube.com/user/igirisunogema")
![Grand Theft Auto for Amstrad?! Motorway [Amstrad CPC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_2SeFEAjyeY/mqdefault.jpg "Grand Theft Auto for Amstrad?! Motorway [Amstrad CPC]
Warning: Stickman slaughter ahead!
Some games are better left in blissful obscurity. Thank goodness that 8-hour clock isnt real time, eh?
From the Cassette 50 cassette: http://cpcrulez.fr/GamesTest/compilation-cassette_50.htm")
![Road Rash [Mega Drive] crash compilation I](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_D9elTc9U5I/mqdefault.jpg "Road Rash [Mega Drive] crash compilation I
You might realise that this is in fact two videos pasted together with a few bits added. You may also notice they are both already on YouTube:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hxFcVf1knQ8
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNEzYNsytM
Well, for some dumb reason, the mpeg codec in which I originally uploaded the videos squishes the vids up on the new version of YouTube.
* Note: the problem has been fixed now, but you can still enjoy this video if you so wish.
So, I present to you, in avi format this time (fingers crossed), a reuploaded version including:
Crashes and Smashes
Thumps and Bumps
I hope you enjoy this Road Rash crash compilation double header if you havent already.
Dont forget to visit my retro video games blog:
http://retroyakking.blogspot.com/")
![FIFA 97 Affectionate Sarcasm | GRUMPY Video Review [Mega Drive]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_kl97TG1VyU/mqdefault.jpg "FIFA 97 Affectionate Sarcasm | GRUMPY Video Review [Mega Drive]
I love FIFA really! I was just being a bit of a cheeseball.
Harry Yack investigates alleged corruption in the corridors of footballing power and soon discovers that, much like Jack Warners wardrobe, it isnt pretty.")
![Lets *not* play Jimmy Whites 2: Cueball [PC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_nksXqOrsFo/mqdefault.jpg "Lets *not* play Jimmy Whites 2: Cueball [PC]
Its 2AM, and weve broken into snooker legend Jimmy Whites house. Do we play one of the many types of pool games available, or perhaps a leisurely billiard exhibition with the magical pair of floating hands? Nah, better stick to the plan and look for stuff worth stealing. Hey, is that a dartboard over there? ...
Thanks once again to Kevin MacLeod for the music.
www.incompetech.com")
![The Terminator [Mega Drive] - Da Sarah CONNER Chronicles (Commentary)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/azK8qHy0ukA/mqdefault.jpg "The Terminator [Mega Drive] - Da Sarah CONNER Chronicles (Commentary)
Hi! Good morning! How are you? Nice to meet you!
Youve seen Arnold have a go, but now its Harry Yacks turn to take on (or at least commentate on) the very best Cyberdyne has to throw at him. This blind commentary takes in all four levels of this rather short game that follows the plot of the movie quite well indeed.
I could have spent time to master the game but I had to take out the papers and the trash, or I dont get no spendin cash. It doesnt maddah! Instead, game footage is provided by an actual Terminator expert. Original longplay by BimmyLee83 for Longplays.org, used here with kind permission. You da man, dawg!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjAp0axNHSg
Lets rock and roll!
US cover art: http://segaretro.org/images/9/9c/TTerminator_md_us_cover.jpg")
![Type-in Tacenda: (Traffic Cones vs.) Aliens [Amstrad CPC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b8EaKkFkJAQ/mqdefault.jpg "Type-in Tacenda: (Traffic Cones vs.) Aliens [Amstrad CPC]
Dont let the wall-of-text thumbnail fool you, for this is a sophisticated, high-paced space shooter with photo-realistic aliens and an infinite supply of traffic cones confiscated from student accommodation.
Game blurb (maybe):
The Grumpies have now infiltrated outer space and must be obliterated before they destroy the Hyperverse. Wipe that frown clear from their faces with your 100ft tildes using NASAs custom-built time-stopping machine by mashing the shift button until it becomes detached from your keyboard. BASIC games have never been so pedestrian!
Available soon on the Playstation Network.")
