Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
Yo! Let's check out this yet another Islander I bought! This one has a twist to it! Come watch!
Get um here! longislandwatch.com/islander-watches
There's a new feature that allows you to easily support the channel if you want to! Just click on the "Thanks" button just above and to the right a bit! :) Mahalo!
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Wailuku, HI
96793
I have full, paid rights to use all the music within this video. Licenses provided upon request.
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Welp, now i'm vibing to some old school electro
Ian Van Dahl - Castles in the Sky
The Time I Crashed Part 2
Hey, remember the story from two videos ago? Well, I forgot to get to part 2!
So after I got morphine'd up and prescribed 80 oxys (80!!), I went home still broken. Kaiser could not fix me up as my humerus bone was broken really badly. It didn't snap in half but instead, separated sideways. Imagine a log and now imagine you splitting the log with an ax. That's how my bone broke. Sideways. The x-ray is nuts! I needed surgery and the quickest they could get me in was two days from then.
I spent the next two days in euphoric agony as the pills were making me fly to the moon but I still felt pain and could not sleep laying down. I could not shower. Everything sucked and I couldn't go to work which I loved doing. I loved that job.
The day of the operation arrived. I went to the hospital and signed in. They had me get undressed and into the shitty hospital gown. I laid down and they affixed the gas mask and asked me to count to ten. I made it to three. I was frigging out.
Almost immediately to me, I was waking up. I felt groggy and disoriented but I had to pee REAL badly. There was nurse moving me around and I said "oh my god I have to pee really really badly!!" So...she just grabs my junk, wipes it with something and SHOVES a catheter in. I was like "umm....okay" and immediately relieved myself. I couldn't control it. It just happened. Phew! Relief
Then I realized something else. I had no prepared for this event. I did not know this was going to happen. Had I known this was going to happen, I WOULD HAVE TRIMMED. You know? Gosh there was just an absolute forest happening down there. I mean it was actual bushes, guys. There may have been a family of birds. So I got immediately embarrassed and told the nurse something like "oh my god, I'm so sorry that I have a huge ass bush down there".
She. Did. Not. Respond. She didn't even look at me. That made me feel EVEN WORSE. Now I was thinking "oh my god, she thinks I'm small!"
I am not. I am average but that huge bush hid like TWO inches! It was like Zohan, yo! I was mortified. It's funny where our minds go, you know?
They placed me into a room and served me the the most bland meal I have ever eaten. I know they do it but still, it sucked. I demanded to be let go and they eventually agreed. I was okay and wasn't about to spend any more money there!
I went home and you know, I didn't feel any pain after that. I still took them damned pills, though. I got addicted to them and that's a story for another day.
Yo! Let's check out this yet another Islander I bought! This one has a twist to it! Come watch!
Get um here! longislandwatch.com/islander-watches
There's a new feature that allows you to easily support the channel if you want to! Just click on the "Thanks" button just above and to the right a bit! :) Mahalo!
_________________________________________________________
OR
If you would like to help us up, please donate to the channel!
paypal.me/checkthelume or
ko-fi.com/minitwatch
Send mail! Maybe I'll put it in a video! :D
Minitwatch
P.O. Box 1692
Wailuku, HI
96793
I have full, paid rights to use all the music within this video. Licenses provided upon request.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Welp, now i'm vibing to some old school electro
Ian Van Dahl - Castles in the Sky
The Time I Crashed Part 2
Hey, remember the story from two videos ago? Well, I forgot to get to part 2!
So after I got morphine'd up and prescribed 80 oxys (80!!), I went home still broken. Kaiser could not fix me up as my humerus bone was broken really badly. It didn't snap in half but instead, separated sideways. Imagine a log and now imagine you splitting the log with an ax. That's how my bone broke. Sideways. The x-ray is nuts! I needed surgery and the quickest they could get me in was two days from then.
I spent the next two days in euphoric agony as the pills were making me fly to the moon but I still felt pain and could not sleep laying down. I could not shower. Everything sucked and I couldn't go to work which I loved doing. I loved that job.
The day of the operation arrived. I went to the hospital and signed in. They had me get undressed and into the shitty hospital gown. I laid down and they affixed the gas mask and asked me to count to ten. I made it to three. I was frigging out.
Almost immediately to me, I was waking up. I felt groggy and disoriented but I had to pee REAL badly. There was nurse moving me around and I said "oh my god I have to pee really really badly!!" So...she just grabs my junk, wipes it with something and SHOVES a catheter in. I was like "umm....okay" and immediately relieved myself. I couldn't control it. It just happened. Phew! Relief
Then I realized something else. I had no prepared for this event. I did not know this was going to happen. Had I known this was going to happen, I WOULD HAVE TRIMMED. You know? Gosh there was just an absolute forest happening down there. I mean it was actual bushes, guys. There may have been a family of birds. So I got immediately embarrassed and told the nurse something like "oh my god, I'm so sorry that I have a huge ass bush down there".
She. Did. Not. Respond. She didn't even look at me. That made me feel EVEN WORSE. Now I was thinking "oh my god, she thinks I'm small!"
I am not. I am average but that huge bush hid like TWO inches! It was like Zohan, yo! I was mortified. It's funny where our minds go, you know?
They placed me into a room and served me the the most bland meal I have ever eaten. I know they do it but still, it sucked. I demanded to be let go and they eventually agreed. I was okay and wasn't about to spend any more money there!
I went home and you know, I didn't feel any pain after that. I still took them damned pills, though. I got addicted to them and that's a story for another day.
