Uploaded May 2011 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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Yeah, that's right. This song is dedicated to all the haters out there. You know who you are! Speaking of trolls, the contest is totally on! Head on over to The fecklessVerse's Facebook page and vote for your favorite troll/noob comment from the last Wednesday video! Winner gets something totes awesome.

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Song Lyrics:

I've been making videos for a long, long time
Existing peacefully, the trolls are paying me no mind
But lately i must have said something
That pushed you over the line
Because now you've gone and posted something
That really blows my mind

It says, "Your gay."
Dude, it's Y-O-U apostrophe R-E
Why is that so hard for Y-O-U to see?
It's killing me
You're an insult to indignity
If you say Y-O-U-R gay
You could mean my gay cousin out in Saint-Tropez
If you're gonna be a troll, at least
Do it properly

So against my better judgment, I write a reply
Explaining gracefully how trolls need to L-2 type
But later that day, oh, the irony
I sit back, laugh and sigh
Because your retort is just the sort
That could really catch my eye

It says, "You're mom."
Dude, it's Y-O-U-R possessively
Why is that so hard for Y-O-U to see?
It's killing me
You're an insult to indignity
Y-O-U apostrophe R-E mom means
That you're calling me a mom, but that's not funny
If you're gonna be a troll, at least
Do it properly

I shouldn't have to point this out every single time
I see that Y-O-U apostrophe R-E online
But when we're talking about trolls on the internet
I guess I shouldn't expect the use of good English
So if you see a troll, just use
The handy ignore list

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Music: The Troll Song by The Perfect Place
theperfectplace.bandcamp.com
© 2010 fecklessMusic
Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License

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