Uploaded August 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Opening Statement:
The following program contains a parody instructional video on "How to be a cult leader" interlaced with real footage of Christians engaging in behavior identical to brainwashed cult members.
Although the vast majority of Christians do not engage in the extreme behavior depicted in this video, the kinds of abuse propagated in the name of Christianity must be brought to the attention of moderate Christians everywhere.
Closing statement:
Although not every Church or Christian engages in the actions depicted in this video, these images serve as a powerful reminder of religion's great potential for abuse and how, at their core, most religions are superstitious-filled, man-made tools designed for power and control.
Religion has a much darker side than the faithful would like to admit. By propagating superstitious beliefs, fear and intolerance are allowed to grow among the ignorant, the suffering and the impoverished. People of all religions must be made aware of what they are participating in and what effect it has on the world around them.
"It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
- Carl Sagan
*In case you were wondering, there is an editing mistake with the Carl Sagan quote. I thought I corrected the misspelling of "then" to "than" in the quote I found online, but unfortunately it remained. I apologize.
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LINKS CITED:
How to Become a Cult Leader
youtube.com/watch?v=mnNSe5XYp6E
The Many Faces of Benny Hinn (24 part series)
youtube.com/watch?v=rLU9VaEyoaE
The Way Of The Master Series - Season 1 - Episode 7 - Atheism
(link not available)
Witness to Seal Beach Kid (Way of the Master)
youtube.com/watch?v=umn3iCn90IY
Creationism propaganda for children caught on camera
youtube.com/watch?v=z3bdtlNUlx4
Peanut Butter - Atheist Worst Nightmare!
youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
Jesus Camp
youtube.com/watch?v=fOqGhcwwE1s
Homosexuality is a Sin
youtube.com/watch?v=wD5mFQkenqI
Dispatches - Return to Africa's Witch Children (5 part series)
youtube.com/watch?v=SbGzFN_NalI
*Everyone please watch the Dispatches series!
.
Opening Statement:
The following program contains a parody instructional video on "How to be a cult leader" interlaced with real footage of Christians engaging in behavior identical to brainwashed cult members.
Although the vast majority of Christians do not engage in the extreme behavior depicted in this video, the kinds of abuse propagated in the name of Christianity must be brought to the attention of moderate Christians everywhere.
Closing statement:
Although not every Church or Christian engages in the actions depicted in this video, these images serve as a powerful reminder of religion's great potential for abuse and how, at their core, most religions are superstitious-filled, man-made tools designed for power and control.
Religion has a much darker side than the faithful would like to admit. By propagating superstitious beliefs, fear and intolerance are allowed to grow among the ignorant, the suffering and the impoverished. People of all religions must be made aware of what they are participating in and what effect it has on the world around them.
"It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
- Carl Sagan
*In case you were wondering, there is an editing mistake with the Carl Sagan quote. I thought I corrected the misspelling of "then" to "than" in the quote I found online, but unfortunately it remained. I apologize.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
LINKS CITED:
How to Become a Cult Leader
youtube.com/watch?v=mnNSe5XYp6E
The Many Faces of Benny Hinn (24 part series)
youtube.com/watch?v=rLU9VaEyoaE
The Way Of The Master Series - Season 1 - Episode 7 - Atheism
(link not available)
Witness to Seal Beach Kid (Way of the Master)
youtube.com/watch?v=umn3iCn90IY
Creationism propaganda for children caught on camera
youtube.com/watch?v=z3bdtlNUlx4
Peanut Butter - Atheist Worst Nightmare!
youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
Jesus Camp
youtube.com/watch?v=fOqGhcwwE1s
Homosexuality is a Sin
youtube.com/watch?v=wD5mFQkenqI
Dispatches - Return to Africa's Witch Children (5 part series)
youtube.com/watch?v=SbGzFN_NalI
*Everyone please watch the Dispatches series!
.



![Laminin: Proof God Exists ...and Hes a Christian!
Listen up all you God-hating sodomites! I used to be a heathen just like YOU. But then I found sanctuary in the Lord through proof and evidence that Jesus died on The CROSS. I am super cereal people, REPENT before its too late!!! ;)
In this video I deviate from my usual, documentary-style production and try my hand at a quasi-parody. I did this for a number of reasons. First, the title of my series does not generate a lot traffic to my channel and Christian parodies tend to attract the most number of atheist viewers on youtube. Second, Christian videos that attempt to justify faith with coincidental evidence, like laminin, aggravate me to no end. Therefore, I decided to highlight the laminin fallacy in a (hopefully) clever and playful manner.
Yes, there are a lot of pictures that resemble dicks, but it just goes to show you how abundant this ridiculous form of coincidental evidence really is. Although it was not my intention to offend anyone with this video, what offends ME is the mind-boggling ignorance of certain theists that adamantly claim mere happenstance to be legitimate proof of the divine.
If you enjoyed my work, I would very much appreciate if you could rate, favorite and subscribe. These simple actions can help bring greater attention to my work and widen my audience. In addition, feel free to share or mirror this video. I do not make any copyright claim and all music featured in this production was used with the intent of Fair Use.
The laminin protein was popularize throughout the Christian community in a 2008 sermon by Louie Giglio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v e4zgJXPpI4
In his sermon, Giglio asks how we can know God will hold us together (which he infers from Psalm 33). He states, Thats really what we want to know today, and Ill tell you how you can know today that God will always hold you together, no matter what.
Giglio goes on to discuss the function of laminin (as glue), and its structure (a cross) in the body. He relates this to Colossians 1:17, which states, He [Christ] is before all things, and in him all things hold together. Giglios argument is that God designed laminin in the shape of a cross and gave it the particular function of glue in the body so that we can know (in his words) the truth that Christ holds all things together.
Psalm 33
http://tiny.cc/jy8by
MUSIC CITED:
Ali Slaight - Pink Floyd Redux - Hey You
Our God Is An Awesome God (Various Artists)
The Smiths - The World Wont Listen - 15 - Oscillate Wildly
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Tan Dun - Green Destiny
Blur - Sing
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