Uploaded November 2010 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
Listen up all you God-hating sodomites! I used to be a heathen just like YOU. But then I found sanctuary in the Lord through proof and evidence that Jesus died on The CROSS. I am super cereal people, REPENT before it's too late!!! ;)
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In this video I deviate from my usual, documentary-style production and try my hand at a quasi-parody. I did this for a number of reasons. First, the title of my series does not generate a lot traffic to my channel and Christian parodies tend to attract the most number of atheist viewers on youtube. Second, Christian videos that attempt to justify faith with coincidental evidence, like laminin, aggravate me to no end. Therefore, I decided to highlight the laminin fallacy in a (hopefully) clever and playful manner.
Yes, there are a lot of pictures that resemble dicks, but it just goes to show you how abundant this ridiculous form of coincidental "evidence" really is. Although it was not my intention to offend anyone with this video, what offends ME is the mind-boggling ignorance of certain theists that adamantly claim mere happenstance to be legitimate proof of the divine.
If you enjoyed my work, I would very much appreciate if you could rate, favorite and subscribe. These simple actions can help bring greater attention to my work and widen my audience. In addition, feel free to share or mirror this video. I do not make any copyright claim and all music featured in this production was used with the intent of "Fair Use".
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The laminin protein was popularize throughout the Christian community in a 2008 sermon by Louie Giglio:
youtube.com/watch?v=_e4zgJXPpI4
In his sermon, Giglio asks how we can know God will hold us together (which he infers from Psalm 33). He states, "That's really what we want to know today, and I'll tell you how you can know today that God will always hold you together, no matter what."
Giglio goes on to discuss the function of laminin (as glue), and its structure (a cross) in the body. He relates this to Colossians 1:17, which states, "He [Christ] is before all things, and in him all things hold together." Giglio's argument is that God designed laminin in the shape of a cross and gave it the particular function of "glue" in the body so that we can know (in his words) the truth that Christ holds all things together.
Psalm 33
tiny.cc/jy8by
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MUSIC CITED:
Ali Slaight - Pink Floyd Redux - Hey You
Our God Is An Awesome God (Various Artists)
The Smiths - The World Won't Listen - 15 - Oscillate Wildly
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Tan Dun - Green Destiny
Blur - Sing
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Listen up all you God-hating sodomites! I used to be a heathen just like YOU. But then I found sanctuary in the Lord through proof and evidence that Jesus died on The CROSS. I am super cereal people, REPENT before it's too late!!! ;)
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In this video I deviate from my usual, documentary-style production and try my hand at a quasi-parody. I did this for a number of reasons. First, the title of my series does not generate a lot traffic to my channel and Christian parodies tend to attract the most number of atheist viewers on youtube. Second, Christian videos that attempt to justify faith with coincidental evidence, like laminin, aggravate me to no end. Therefore, I decided to highlight the laminin fallacy in a (hopefully) clever and playful manner.
Yes, there are a lot of pictures that resemble dicks, but it just goes to show you how abundant this ridiculous form of coincidental "evidence" really is. Although it was not my intention to offend anyone with this video, what offends ME is the mind-boggling ignorance of certain theists that adamantly claim mere happenstance to be legitimate proof of the divine.
If you enjoyed my work, I would very much appreciate if you could rate, favorite and subscribe. These simple actions can help bring greater attention to my work and widen my audience. In addition, feel free to share or mirror this video. I do not make any copyright claim and all music featured in this production was used with the intent of "Fair Use".
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The laminin protein was popularize throughout the Christian community in a 2008 sermon by Louie Giglio:
youtube.com/watch?v=_e4zgJXPpI4
In his sermon, Giglio asks how we can know God will hold us together (which he infers from Psalm 33). He states, "That's really what we want to know today, and I'll tell you how you can know today that God will always hold you together, no matter what."
Giglio goes on to discuss the function of laminin (as glue), and its structure (a cross) in the body. He relates this to Colossians 1:17, which states, "He [Christ] is before all things, and in him all things hold together." Giglio's argument is that God designed laminin in the shape of a cross and gave it the particular function of "glue" in the body so that we can know (in his words) the truth that Christ holds all things together.
Psalm 33
tiny.cc/jy8by
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MUSIC CITED:
Ali Slaight - Pink Floyd Redux - Hey You
Our God Is An Awesome God (Various Artists)
The Smiths - The World Won't Listen - 15 - Oscillate Wildly
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Tan Dun - Green Destiny
Blur - Sing
.
