Uploaded January 2019 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago
ATTENTION AIRSOFTERS!
Season five thousand six hundred forty four of EVILE.COM’s Box of Epicness is HERE!
What’s in the Box of Epicness? What, are you some kind of idiot?
The Box of Epicness is EVILE.COM’s premier real-life airsoft lootbox! For three low payments of 499.99, you’ll receive a cardboard box with one random airsoft gun straight from our subterranean super-complex! Is it new? Is it used? Even we aren’t sure! Heck, it might even be completely broken. That's you to discover. Let’s face it, you’re thirteen years old and gambling with your parents money! Does it really even matter what you get?
BUY OUR BOX!
This season, one lucky winner will receive a free IED! That's right! All of your socio-political milsim fantasies can finally be realized. Live life as close to the edge as possible!
SO MYSTERIOUS!
Every airsoft replica is guaranteed by our semi-sapient staff to bear some semblance of functionality! Almost all of them were bred in a lab, so your guess is as good as ours.
OPERATE, BRUH?
Maybe you’ll get something good, or maybe you’ll get a bunch of useless crap that’ll sit in your basement for the next six months! No matter what, you’ll be left with a SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT!
So what are you waiting for, you ingrate? Buy yours now while supplies last!
EVILE.COM is not responsible for broken, damaged or otherwise insufficient airsoft replicas and/or empty boxes.
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Evile.com is in no way associated with the similarly named Evike.com, which is a very profitable, respectable corporation with likable staff and non-intrusive, relatable social media presence.
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Just save your money and buy a Krytac.
ATTENTION AIRSOFTERS!
Season five thousand six hundred forty four of EVILE.COM’s Box of Epicness is HERE!
What’s in the Box of Epicness? What, are you some kind of idiot?
The Box of Epicness is EVILE.COM’s premier real-life airsoft lootbox! For three low payments of 499.99, you’ll receive a cardboard box with one random airsoft gun straight from our subterranean super-complex! Is it new? Is it used? Even we aren’t sure! Heck, it might even be completely broken. That's you to discover. Let’s face it, you’re thirteen years old and gambling with your parents money! Does it really even matter what you get?
BUY OUR BOX!
This season, one lucky winner will receive a free IED! That's right! All of your socio-political milsim fantasies can finally be realized. Live life as close to the edge as possible!
SO MYSTERIOUS!
Every airsoft replica is guaranteed by our semi-sapient staff to bear some semblance of functionality! Almost all of them were bred in a lab, so your guess is as good as ours.
OPERATE, BRUH?
Maybe you’ll get something good, or maybe you’ll get a bunch of useless crap that’ll sit in your basement for the next six months! No matter what, you’ll be left with a SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT!
So what are you waiting for, you ingrate? Buy yours now while supplies last!
EVILE.COM is not responsible for broken, damaged or otherwise insufficient airsoft replicas and/or empty boxes.
--
Evile.com is in no way associated with the similarly named Evike.com, which is a very profitable, respectable corporation with likable staff and non-intrusive, relatable social media presence.
--
Just save your money and buy a Krytac.
