Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Growlithe, Arcanine, Poliwag, Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Bellsprout, Weepinbel, Victreebel, tentacool, tentacruel, geodude, graveler, golem.
(Closeup of frail thin houseplant)
Man I can only ever seem to grow-lithe plants. (growlithe)
(sad dog noises)
Hey is our-canine okay? Polly wags less and less each day. And I havent seen Polly whirl before sleeping in a while either.
maybe Polly-s Wrathful because you gave it a parrot’s name.
Hmmm… maybe some magic will cheer you up. ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM!
Behold! Machops!
Well go on you can eat them…. Oh! Ma-choker was too small for ya, I'm sorry.
well good job powering through that ma-champ in the making!!
Now if only I could make Belle sprout…
you named your plant Belle?
yeah! And I'm Weepin-Belle! Please grow! I need that Victory Belle! The houseplant show is next month!
oh yeah, where was that again?
at the seasonal Tent-o-cool!
oh yeah, wasnt it named something different last time we were there?
yeah for halloween they turned it into the Tent-o-CRUEL!
RIGHT right, its owned by that retired Nat-Geo dude.
yeah! He had the Graveler come by and re-surface the ground for it recently.
oh nice! Go-Lemmy! …that was the Grevelers name right?
yeah! Yeah i think so.
Growlithe, Arcanine, Poliwag, Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Bellsprout, Weepinbel, Victreebel, tentacool, tentacruel, geodude, graveler, golem.
(Closeup of frail thin houseplant)
Man I can only ever seem to grow-lithe plants. (growlithe)
(sad dog noises)
Hey is our-canine okay? Polly wags less and less each day. And I havent seen Polly whirl before sleeping in a while either.
maybe Polly-s Wrathful because you gave it a parrot’s name.
Hmmm… maybe some magic will cheer you up. ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM!
Behold! Machops!
Well go on you can eat them…. Oh! Ma-choker was too small for ya, I'm sorry.
well good job powering through that ma-champ in the making!!
Now if only I could make Belle sprout…
you named your plant Belle?
yeah! And I'm Weepin-Belle! Please grow! I need that Victory Belle! The houseplant show is next month!
oh yeah, where was that again?
at the seasonal Tent-o-cool!
oh yeah, wasnt it named something different last time we were there?
yeah for halloween they turned it into the Tent-o-CRUEL!
RIGHT right, its owned by that retired Nat-Geo dude.
yeah! He had the Graveler come by and re-surface the ground for it recently.
oh nice! Go-Lemmy! …that was the Grevelers name right?
yeah! Yeah i think so.
