Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Terrible Puns with Kanto's starter Pokemon, Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise,
okay I’ve got one,
Why did Kanto’s Grass starter refuse to join the dance class?
Because after a few moves, his bulb was sore! Haha!
(ivysaur) “I be sore” he said!
Well that and the planets wernt aligned right. Venus soared into retrograde.
hmmm Yeah, well my Kantonian Fire Starter has always been a flirt.
Utilizing her feminine Charm, and-her good looks.
I mean, she can Charm Me, Leon, and Charm Ander-ew too!
But alas, she cant cook to save her life, whenever she grills, the Char is HARD!
uhh, oh my turn… When My water starter was sick, they would Squirt-whole buckets of water when they sneezed.
So I took ‘em to the doctor for a shot, but they got a big wart or tolerance to it by then. Cant remember which... But After recovering, we shellebrated by getting them some blast-toys.
Yep kanto's starter pokemon puns. Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise.
Terrible Puns with Kanto's starter Pokemon, Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise,
okay I’ve got one,
Why did Kanto’s Grass starter refuse to join the dance class?
Because after a few moves, his bulb was sore! Haha!
(ivysaur) “I be sore” he said!
Well that and the planets wernt aligned right. Venus soared into retrograde.
hmmm Yeah, well my Kantonian Fire Starter has always been a flirt.
Utilizing her feminine Charm, and-her good looks.
I mean, she can Charm Me, Leon, and Charm Ander-ew too!
But alas, she cant cook to save her life, whenever she grills, the Char is HARD!
uhh, oh my turn… When My water starter was sick, they would Squirt-whole buckets of water when they sneezed.
So I took ‘em to the doctor for a shot, but they got a big wart or tolerance to it by then. Cant remember which... But After recovering, we shellebrated by getting them some blast-toys.
Yep kanto's starter pokemon puns. Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise.
