Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 14 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
You were damn hot, you were damn damn delicious
And I wanna make your bed and do your washing and your dishes
I could be a homemaker, you could be my best friend
We could make our first million from the scandal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can yelp for all I care
Just as long as when you're dancing both your hands are in the air
You're, ah, you powder your nose in the girls' room, so to speak, in the girls' room
I wanna tweak your Moog, I wanna twiddle all your buttons
Leave a mess in your room as I decode on your body
Wanna modulate your waves, all the squares and all the sines
That you're signalling to my synthesiser via Midi In, Midi Out
I hate having headaches and I hate hard facts
Hard drugs, hard music is okay, heavy metal go away
Go hard or go home, hardcore
Hey, hallelujah, honey, that's heavy, that's heavy, that's hot
That's hallelujah effervescent baby, that's cool, that's chill
Huh, yeah, cool, yeah, huh, what
Oh yeah baby come on, yeah baby come on
Woah, whatever
Yeah, oh baby, yeah that wherever
Yeah, uh, fuck, yeah
Uh, yeah, fuck, yeah
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 14 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
You were damn hot, you were damn damn delicious
And I wanna make your bed and do your washing and your dishes
I could be a homemaker, you could be my best friend
We could make our first million from the scandal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can yelp for all I care
Just as long as when you're dancing both your hands are in the air
You're, ah, you powder your nose in the girls' room, so to speak, in the girls' room
I wanna tweak your Moog, I wanna twiddle all your buttons
Leave a mess in your room as I decode on your body
Wanna modulate your waves, all the squares and all the sines
That you're signalling to my synthesiser via Midi In, Midi Out
I hate having headaches and I hate hard facts
Hard drugs, hard music is okay, heavy metal go away
Go hard or go home, hardcore
Hey, hallelujah, honey, that's heavy, that's heavy, that's hot
That's hallelujah effervescent baby, that's cool, that's chill
Huh, yeah, cool, yeah, huh, what
Oh yeah baby come on, yeah baby come on
Woah, whatever
Yeah, oh baby, yeah that wherever
Yeah, uh, fuck, yeah
Uh, yeah, fuck, yeah
