Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 8 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
I got a crush on a girl, it makes me go spastic
With an ‘86 Chevy rusting in my heart’s garage
Rock ‘n roll, it bounces like elastic off the church-hall leadlight
Jesus in the stain-ed glass
Where crucifixes hang off everything
And people hang from trees around the battlefield
And then we share a soda with the straws, sucking slowly
Suck it quicker, suck it up
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well, you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep in the style of a humpback whale
Summer lovin’ twisting to the nothingness
You pivot from your hips and you live it and you lick your lips
Drink cola, let the bass frequencies move like a strawberry
Sexing up your memory of me
You got a stereo, oh, you got a stereo
You got your money and designer wardrobes
You got the fashion, pushing to the passion
Of the camera, the camera!
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well, you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep and you eat and you sleep
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep in the style of a humpback whale
I’ve got 64 tracks of Fender through a phaser
As the sun shines into all the tracks I multitrack
And 32 tracks of unadulterated pure Farfisa
Through the flanger past the SM-58
More reverb, more, more delay
More chorus, more chorus
Push the vocals in the higher range, past eleven
Push it past eleven, c’mon past eleven
Push it, c’mon
I’ve got 64 tracks of Fender through a phaser
As the sun shines into all the tracks I multitrack
And 32 tracks of unadulterated pure Farfisa
Through the flanger past the SM-58
More reverb, more, more delay
More chorus, more chorus
Push the vocals in the higher range, past eleven
Push it past eleven, c’mon past eleven
Push it, c’mon
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well, you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep and you eat and you sleep
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep in the style of a humpback whale
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 8 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
I got a crush on a girl, it makes me go spastic
With an ‘86 Chevy rusting in my heart’s garage
Rock ‘n roll, it bounces like elastic off the church-hall leadlight
Jesus in the stain-ed glass
Where crucifixes hang off everything
And people hang from trees around the battlefield
And then we share a soda with the straws, sucking slowly
Suck it quicker, suck it up
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well, you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep in the style of a humpback whale
Summer lovin’ twisting to the nothingness
You pivot from your hips and you live it and you lick your lips
Drink cola, let the bass frequencies move like a strawberry
Sexing up your memory of me
You got a stereo, oh, you got a stereo
You got your money and designer wardrobes
You got the fashion, pushing to the passion
Of the camera, the camera!
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well, you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep and you eat and you sleep
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep in the style of a humpback whale
I’ve got 64 tracks of Fender through a phaser
As the sun shines into all the tracks I multitrack
And 32 tracks of unadulterated pure Farfisa
Through the flanger past the SM-58
More reverb, more, more delay
More chorus, more chorus
Push the vocals in the higher range, past eleven
Push it past eleven, c’mon past eleven
Push it, c’mon
I’ve got 64 tracks of Fender through a phaser
As the sun shines into all the tracks I multitrack
And 32 tracks of unadulterated pure Farfisa
Through the flanger past the SM-58
More reverb, more, more delay
More chorus, more chorus
Push the vocals in the higher range, past eleven
Push it past eleven, c’mon past eleven
Push it, c’mon
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well, you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep and you eat and you sleep
I’ll see you same bat-time, see you same bat-channel
Saw a signal in the sky so I gotta fight crime
Well you walk and you breathe in the manner of a mammal
But you eat and you sleep in the style of a humpback whale
