Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 6 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
Strike my matchsticks three or four at a time
Batter up! Play ball! I'm gonna run a home run
Run, Run! 'Til I reach the home plate
Better early than late, better late than never at all
Play ball! Batter up! Strike one! Strike two! Strike three!
I'm out, it doesn't bother me at all
Play ball! When I swing my bat
I'm gonna aim for your face, I'm gonna smash your face with
Love, love, love
Is that enough to tear a hole inside your knee high stocking life?
Inside your argyle turquoise Mod-Girl life?
I'm gonna love, love, love, until the end of the soft
Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night
I like it when you bite my body
I shoot my pictures three or four at a time
Lights, camera, act-i-on!
I'm gonna take, take, take 'Til I reach the home plate
Better early than late, take one, two, three, take four
Play ball! Batter up! Take five!
With a midrange shot panning left to the right of the screen
Widescreen! Technicolor! PG-13! Triple-X!
I'm gonna make you a movie
Star, star, star
Is that enough to tear a hole inside your weekend double life?
Inside your weekend, weekday, midday life?
I'm gonna love, love, love until the end of the soft
Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night
Hey! I like it when you bite my body
I can't articulate what I wanna say around you!
Um, er, words suck, get the dictionary
Using words that are four syllables or more
Like 'emancipated', also 'discombobulated'
I'm not trying to undress you
I wanna intellectually impress you
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 6 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
Strike my matchsticks three or four at a time
Batter up! Play ball! I'm gonna run a home run
Run, Run! 'Til I reach the home plate
Better early than late, better late than never at all
Play ball! Batter up! Strike one! Strike two! Strike three!
I'm out, it doesn't bother me at all
Play ball! When I swing my bat
I'm gonna aim for your face, I'm gonna smash your face with
Love, love, love
Is that enough to tear a hole inside your knee high stocking life?
Inside your argyle turquoise Mod-Girl life?
I'm gonna love, love, love, until the end of the soft
Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night
I like it when you bite my body
I shoot my pictures three or four at a time
Lights, camera, act-i-on!
I'm gonna take, take, take 'Til I reach the home plate
Better early than late, take one, two, three, take four
Play ball! Batter up! Take five!
With a midrange shot panning left to the right of the screen
Widescreen! Technicolor! PG-13! Triple-X!
I'm gonna make you a movie
Star, star, star
Is that enough to tear a hole inside your weekend double life?
Inside your weekend, weekday, midday life?
I'm gonna love, love, love until the end of the soft
Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night
Hey! I like it when you bite my body
I can't articulate what I wanna say around you!
Um, er, words suck, get the dictionary
Using words that are four syllables or more
Like 'emancipated', also 'discombobulated'
I'm not trying to undress you
I wanna intellectually impress you
