Uploaded August 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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It’s tough to be a token. :’(

LYRICS:

Erin with an “E”?
A-A-A-A…

Needle I play, I keep it in check
Summon one Dandan, you have one less
Empty the Pits, put it in your deck
Bring this back with blitz and, Settle the Wreck

Riverglide Pathway, flashback Earth Rift
Play a lot of green spells, I have Deathgrip
Someone took a big well, don’t know how that felt
Looking at you sideways, you seem on tilt

Ooh
Now my life’s down to two
But I just have this one dude
And I’m not trying to lose

And you’ll be left in the dust
If this guy snuck by ya
But I’m just one power
My toughness never be enough
But we’ll be left in the dust
If it snuck by ya
I’m just one power, it’s just one power

Every time you’re calling on me
You don’t make it easy, no
Last time you sacrificed me
Just so you could draw two

No, it is always “go chump block”
Turning me around to pay the Convoke cost
Asking me to block, I guess I won’t back down
Even if I gotta risk it all right now

I know you’re scared of the unknown
You don’t have to block alone
He’ll lose if he don’t win this turn
Well we’re raising the Alarm

But you’ll be left in the dust
If this guy snuck by ya
But we’re all one power
Our toughness gonna be enough
But I’ll be left in the dust
If I don’t get by ya
We’re all one power
We’re all one power

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