Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Sometimes you have to plead with the guy who runs the buy list.

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LYRICS:

I know you have good judgment
I know you have good taste
This bunny right here is near mint
This boney guy’s lightly-played
This Shivan Dragon is homemade…
Everyone makes mistakes
But just don’t…

Why’d you say you needed the money?

I’m saving to be an actor!
My two year old needs veneers
My pet rock’s incredibly sick
The vet just send me a bill
I got loans from telepathy school
I think you just made that up…
Yes I know…

All I’m asking, buy guy…

Please please please
Approve this buy!
And Please please please
Don’t bring me to tears by just offering
$2.95
This basic’s torn in half
And I have another!
Please give me ten bucks for this
Urborg Mindsucker, guy

No.

Please please please!

You know that super pricey coffee?
Where monkeys poop out the beans?
Yes, but why are you telling me this?
The same thing happened to these!

You need to leave…

Talk about adding value!
I picked out the bits of leaves…
Yeah, just go…
Really?
Really
Really…

Please please please
Approve this buy

Yeah, I’m not gonna do that.

And Please please please
Don’t discount my Tears because I added
Googly eyes
I need IP lawyers
I invented new colors!
Please give me twelve bucks for this
Creeping Bloodsucker, guy

I’m calling the police…

Please please please!

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