Uploaded January 2020 | Updated September 2026, 21 minutes ago

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So...how's your new year's resolutions going?
I've decided to stay away from all sugar...Pretty sure bread doesn't have sugar, right?
In all seriousness, this is meant to be a joke.
I do not feel the need to lose weight, I understand that trendy diets are helpful to some and I don't claim to know more about diet and nutrition than any other angry commenter on the internet.
This parody is supposed to poke fun as our excuses, solutions, and delusions.
Have fun and enjoy; Sugar, You're History!

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