Uploaded December 2011 | Updated September 2026, 10 hours ago
This is what I hear when Rick Perry walks into shot.
I'm Rick Perry, and I make Christians ashamed of our religious heritage.
You don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there's something wrong in this country when I can attack gays openly, and conservatives say our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas. As President I'll make you ashamed of America, and openly celebrate this message. Faith made America wrong; it can make her wrong again. I'm Rick Perry, and I'd make a terrible President.
To be honest, I thought this would be a more fun version than making another YouTube video with an ass stuck over his face.
This is what I hear when Rick Perry walks into shot.
I'm Rick Perry, and I make Christians ashamed of our religious heritage.
You don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there's something wrong in this country when I can attack gays openly, and conservatives say our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas. As President I'll make you ashamed of America, and openly celebrate this message. Faith made America wrong; it can make her wrong again. I'm Rick Perry, and I'd make a terrible President.
To be honest, I thought this would be a more fun version than making another YouTube video with an ass stuck over his face.
