Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Stevo the Human
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![[SPEEDLANG WORLD RECORD] Hyperpona: A Cursed Conlang Circus 2 Submission (Speedlang in 6.9 seconds)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fvInfU5aPoI/mqdefault.jpg "[SPEEDLANG WORLD RECORD] Hyperpona: A Cursed Conlang Circus 2 Submission (Speedlang in 6.9 seconds)
This is my last-minute submission for Agma Schwas Cursed Conlang Circus 2. One of the gimmicks of my cursed lang is that its a speedlang. Also, most of the presentation is in toki pona. If you dont understand that language, you should ask jan Misali in indoctrinate you into doggie boner.
Special thanks to Yukkuri Reimu for providing me with the audio recordings of Hyperpona being spoken.
FULL LANGUAGE SCHEMATIC:
Hyperpona
good = a
bad = i")
