[SPEEDLANG WORLD RECORD] Hyperpona: A Cursed Conlang Circus 2 Submission (Speedlang in 6.9 seconds) @Stevothehuman
[SPEEDLANG WORLD RECORD] Hyperpona: A Cursed Conlang Circus 2 Submission (Speedlang in 6.9 seconds)  @Stevothehuman
Uploaded September 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
This is my last-minute submission for Agma Schwa's Cursed Conlang Circus 2. One of the gimmicks of my cursed lang is that it's a speedlang. Also, most of the presentation is in toki pona. If you don't understand that language, you should ask jan Misali in indoctrinate you into doggie boner.

Special thanks to Yukkuri Reimu for providing me with the audio recordings of Hyperpona being spoken.

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FULL LANGUAGE SCHEMATIC:
Hyperpona

good = a
bad = i
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[SPEEDLANG WORLD RECORD] Hyperpona: A Cursed Conlang Circus 2 Submission (Speedlang in 6.9 seconds)

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