Uploaded December 2017 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago
Here you go, the Australian dub of Steamed hams. Yes, they also made a fair dinkum Simpsons dub for an australian audience.
I hope you cunce enjoy this. Merry farken christmas to you fine blokes and shielas (but do girls actually even watch this?)
Anyway, here's subtitles and some translations..
Chalmers - Well dickhead I made it, even with your bullshit directions
Skinner - Yeah G'day fuckwit, maybe you should stop using apple maps ya shit stirrer (shit starter, trouble maker)
C - Fuck up(shut up), mate (this example is said in a friendly/banter way)
S - Ah fuck! Fuck sake, me roast is buggered (ruined, fucked)!
Hold on, I reckon I could get some hungry jacks (burger king) and try to fool this cunt!
Ho-ho-ho-ho, you absolute sick cunt (legend) Seymour
C - Oi Cunt!
*Song*
Skinner with his fuckin shithouse (bad, shit) cooking
Superintendent's gonna need a couple pingas (ecstasy, drugs)
When he hears Skinner's fucked up fuckin bullshit
There'll be a stitch-up (a set-up, or trick) in town tonight!
C - You dog!!
S - Fuckin hell! I uh- I was just havin a ripper (really good) of a stretch ay, good for your health, strewth (expression of excitement or surprise)! Wanna give it a go?
C - What's that smoke comin out of your fuckin oven mate?
S - *Stuttering* Ahh, that ain't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams or some shit. Mm-mm Steamed Clams
*relief*
Alright mate I hope you're ready for some shit-hot (great) burgers
C - I thought we were gonna have steamed clams?
S - Nah you're off your head, I said steamed hams ya cooked cunt (self explanatory)
C - Get fucked, you call burgers steamed hams?
S - Nah yeah (yes/yeah) it's a regional thing ya know
C - Yeah, where's that from mate?
S - Ah south-east Queensland (Australian State)
C - Yeah you're tellin' porkies mate, I'm from Southport and never heard that in me life (porkies = lies/bs)
S - Oh Yeah nah (no/nah) not Southport, it's a Nerang thing (Gold Coast Suburbs)
C - Righto
Hang on these burgers are from fuckin hungry jacks ay
S - Oh nah nah, me mah used to make em like this fuckin oath (truth)
C - For steamed hams?
S - Yeah
C - Yeah and you say they're steamed, but they're obviously flame fuckin' grilled (the burgers are better at hungry jacks)
S - Oh well, the thing is that, fuckin.. uh..
Hold on a sec cobber (friend)
C - Fuckin' stitch-up..
S - *Yawn* Well that was a ripper of a lunch, I'm bloody buggered ay
C - Yeah bout time ya wank- Bloody hell what is goin on in there?
S - Aurora Australis (Southern Lights)
C - A.. Aurora Australis? At this time of year, At this time of day, In this part of straya (Australia), entirely within your fucked up kitchen?
S - Yea
C - Can I see it?
S - ... Nah
Mother - Oi cunt! the house is on fire!!
S - Nah mah its just your fuckin menopause again!
C - Well mate, you are an odd cunt but I must say, you make some grouse (great) grub (food)
M - Shit!! Cunt!!!
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Here you go, the Australian dub of Steamed hams. Yes, they also made a fair dinkum Simpsons dub for an australian audience.
I hope you cunce enjoy this. Merry farken christmas to you fine blokes and shielas (but do girls actually even watch this?)
Anyway, here's subtitles and some translations..
Chalmers - Well dickhead I made it, even with your bullshit directions
Skinner - Yeah G'day fuckwit, maybe you should stop using apple maps ya shit stirrer (shit starter, trouble maker)
C - Fuck up(shut up), mate (this example is said in a friendly/banter way)
S - Ah fuck! Fuck sake, me roast is buggered (ruined, fucked)!
Hold on, I reckon I could get some hungry jacks (burger king) and try to fool this cunt!
Ho-ho-ho-ho, you absolute sick cunt (legend) Seymour
C - Oi Cunt!
*Song*
Skinner with his fuckin shithouse (bad, shit) cooking
Superintendent's gonna need a couple pingas (ecstasy, drugs)
When he hears Skinner's fucked up fuckin bullshit
There'll be a stitch-up (a set-up, or trick) in town tonight!
C - You dog!!
S - Fuckin hell! I uh- I was just havin a ripper (really good) of a stretch ay, good for your health, strewth (expression of excitement or surprise)! Wanna give it a go?
C - What's that smoke comin out of your fuckin oven mate?
S - *Stuttering* Ahh, that ain't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams or some shit. Mm-mm Steamed Clams
*relief*
Alright mate I hope you're ready for some shit-hot (great) burgers
C - I thought we were gonna have steamed clams?
S - Nah you're off your head, I said steamed hams ya cooked cunt (self explanatory)
C - Get fucked, you call burgers steamed hams?
S - Nah yeah (yes/yeah) it's a regional thing ya know
C - Yeah, where's that from mate?
S - Ah south-east Queensland (Australian State)
C - Yeah you're tellin' porkies mate, I'm from Southport and never heard that in me life (porkies = lies/bs)
S - Oh Yeah nah (no/nah) not Southport, it's a Nerang thing (Gold Coast Suburbs)
C - Righto
Hang on these burgers are from fuckin hungry jacks ay
S - Oh nah nah, me mah used to make em like this fuckin oath (truth)
C - For steamed hams?
S - Yeah
C - Yeah and you say they're steamed, but they're obviously flame fuckin' grilled (the burgers are better at hungry jacks)
S - Oh well, the thing is that, fuckin.. uh..
Hold on a sec cobber (friend)
C - Fuckin' stitch-up..
S - *Yawn* Well that was a ripper of a lunch, I'm bloody buggered ay
C - Yeah bout time ya wank- Bloody hell what is goin on in there?
S - Aurora Australis (Southern Lights)
C - A.. Aurora Australis? At this time of year, At this time of day, In this part of straya (Australia), entirely within your fucked up kitchen?
S - Yea
C - Can I see it?
S - ... Nah
Mother - Oi cunt! the house is on fire!!
S - Nah mah its just your fuckin menopause again!
C - Well mate, you are an odd cunt but I must say, you make some grouse (great) grub (food)
M - Shit!! Cunt!!!
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