Uploaded May 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Chris Hansen's twin Australian brother Bruce McGrath presents To Catch a Shitcunt. Produced by the legendary ScarnonCunce Productions.
SCRIPT
**Chris = Bruce McGrath**
Chris narrating - Looks like the kind of bloke you'd see with a pack of winnie blues at the servo. No worries ya know?
But here he is, on a Satdee mornin'. We know that he's an absolute shit-cunt. He dogs the boys for his missus, and his kids
are just massive fuckwits.
Chris H - Scarnon mate? Yeahhh nah sit the fuck down cunt. What are you doin' mate?
Walter B - I'm bein' a bloody fuckwit.. I knew it- I knew it was a stitch-up.
C - Yeah fuckin' oath you are. Ah hold on sit your arse down mate. Settle down cunt.
W - J-Just fuckin' arrest me, take me to Pentridge and throw away me key.
C - C'mon man let's just have a chin-wag alright. Why did ya come here mate, fuckin help
me to understand what's goin' on in your scone.
W - Cause I'm a fuckin' shit cunt. Never done it before ay, just shitpost on facey
all the time ya know. I've never fucked around with bloody kids before.. EVAHH.
Chris Narrating - This fuckin' drongo was bein' the biggest dog cunt in these chats
ay. Earbashin' with a bloody twelvie about suckin' him off,
wankin' his cock and so on. And then this cunt turns around and
says, "It's just shitposting mate, bit of banter, it's
all bullshit fuckin' oath." Little sheila aint even old enough
to buy some bloody grog from the bottle-o mate. Cunt's fucked.
W - I'm bout to chuck me guts up, fair-dinkum.
C - Waltos, fuck up. Or else I'll fuckin' smash ya alright? Now, you were talkin' to
a young sheila named Becca.
W - Nah yeah, I think that was the slut's name I dunno... Uh, 12 or 13.
C - How old was she ya suss cunt? ... 12 or 13. You're shakin' like a dog shittin'
razorblades mate.
W - Yeah look, me roast is buggered I know that. Mate are you a bloody copper or what?
C - Waltos I've warned ya before mate don't fuckin' piss me off dickhead. What do ya do
for a livin'? A tradie?
W - I'm a tradie. Yeah a sparky.
Chris Narrating - Ya know, we see blokes from all over the shop. But when a tradie waltzes
in, it's especially fucked because these cunts in high-vis are meant to
to be grouse larrikans that represent our country. It was really bloody
hard for me to hold back and not pop this fuckin' dog in the snout.
C - Ya said here, "Do ya see me pic in the chat? Ya wanna root ya dirty slut?" "How big is it?"
"Well ya seen it, get a can of pasito." Yeah mate this is fucked ay, I'm trying real
hard not to smash ya right now.
Chris Narrating - A sparky knows when he's fried. This cunt was buggered, fuckin oath.
But when I tell him that I'm Bruce McGrath with ABC,
(Not narration: And we're doing another story on shit cunts like yourself.)
He knows, that this isn't your average stitch-up, he knows this is goin'
on the worst telly channel there is, he realises that his company ute and
his job are fuckin' goneskie, and he realises that his mates at the pub are
never gonna stop givin' him shit for this one.
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Chris Hansen's twin Australian brother Bruce McGrath presents To Catch a Shitcunt. Produced by the legendary ScarnonCunce Productions.
SCRIPT
**Chris = Bruce McGrath**
Chris narrating - Looks like the kind of bloke you'd see with a pack of winnie blues at the servo. No worries ya know?
But here he is, on a Satdee mornin'. We know that he's an absolute shit-cunt. He dogs the boys for his missus, and his kids
are just massive fuckwits.
Chris H - Scarnon mate? Yeahhh nah sit the fuck down cunt. What are you doin' mate?
Walter B - I'm bein' a bloody fuckwit.. I knew it- I knew it was a stitch-up.
C - Yeah fuckin' oath you are. Ah hold on sit your arse down mate. Settle down cunt.
W - J-Just fuckin' arrest me, take me to Pentridge and throw away me key.
C - C'mon man let's just have a chin-wag alright. Why did ya come here mate, fuckin help
me to understand what's goin' on in your scone.
W - Cause I'm a fuckin' shit cunt. Never done it before ay, just shitpost on facey
all the time ya know. I've never fucked around with bloody kids before.. EVAHH.
Chris Narrating - This fuckin' drongo was bein' the biggest dog cunt in these chats
ay. Earbashin' with a bloody twelvie about suckin' him off,
wankin' his cock and so on. And then this cunt turns around and
says, "It's just shitposting mate, bit of banter, it's
all bullshit fuckin' oath." Little sheila aint even old enough
to buy some bloody grog from the bottle-o mate. Cunt's fucked.
W - I'm bout to chuck me guts up, fair-dinkum.
C - Waltos, fuck up. Or else I'll fuckin' smash ya alright? Now, you were talkin' to
a young sheila named Becca.
W - Nah yeah, I think that was the slut's name I dunno... Uh, 12 or 13.
C - How old was she ya suss cunt? ... 12 or 13. You're shakin' like a dog shittin'
razorblades mate.
W - Yeah look, me roast is buggered I know that. Mate are you a bloody copper or what?
C - Waltos I've warned ya before mate don't fuckin' piss me off dickhead. What do ya do
for a livin'? A tradie?
W - I'm a tradie. Yeah a sparky.
Chris Narrating - Ya know, we see blokes from all over the shop. But when a tradie waltzes
in, it's especially fucked because these cunts in high-vis are meant to
to be grouse larrikans that represent our country. It was really bloody
hard for me to hold back and not pop this fuckin' dog in the snout.
C - Ya said here, "Do ya see me pic in the chat? Ya wanna root ya dirty slut?" "How big is it?"
"Well ya seen it, get a can of pasito." Yeah mate this is fucked ay, I'm trying real
hard not to smash ya right now.
Chris Narrating - A sparky knows when he's fried. This cunt was buggered, fuckin oath.
But when I tell him that I'm Bruce McGrath with ABC,
(Not narration: And we're doing another story on shit cunts like yourself.)
He knows, that this isn't your average stitch-up, he knows this is goin'
on the worst telly channel there is, he realises that his company ute and
his job are fuckin' goneskie, and he realises that his mates at the pub are
never gonna stop givin' him shit for this one.
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