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![Gym Battle! (Kyber) - Pokémon: TFW/AD/SU [[READ DESC.]]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RL0zEKziTIM/mqdefault.jpg "Gym Battle! (Kyber) - Pokémon: TFW/AD/SU [[READ DESC.]]
An idea for a Gym Leader I had, inspired by the video Lets Make a Pokémon Game by @JelloApocalypse: https://youtu.be/tGhpDOx0CMk
This idea ultimately lead to me making the song/video youre hearing/watching right now.
All other credits can be found in the video itself.
This description will be basically a copy/paste of the comment I left, which explains what Kyber is like in detail (with maybe one or two things added). Be warned, theres like... a LOT of writing. A LOT OF IT. TOO MUCH, I IM STILL WRITING. I CANT STOP WRITING. PLEASE HELP ME.
So, first things first, hes a young boy who wears an outfit similar to what Red wore in the very first game(s); its even in monochrome colors. His gyms theme is Retro, and his main gimmick is that his team consists of starter Pokémon from the first six regions. In order, his team consists of Bulbasaur (Kanto), Cyndaquil (Johto), Mudkip (Hoenn), Piplup (Sinnoh), Tepig (Unova), and Chespin (Kalos).
Kybers main trait is that he prefers to do things the old-fashioned way, or as he puts it: I wanna do things the way that my parents and my parents parents taught me!
You can find him somewhat to the left of the fire-themed area, hanging out in a large, spacious tent filled with other trainers itching for a fight. Like Kyber, their teams consist of mainly old-school Pokémon, like... Youve got your Pikachus and Jigglypuffs, your Mareeps and Swinubs, your Raltses and Taillows, etc.
Of course, as your team gets stronger, and you get more and more badges, his team evolves as well, until you end up having to fight the starters fully-evolved forms. The trainers before you face Kyber ALSO star tweaking their teams, replacing some Pokémon with stronger ones and simply evolving others.
Story-wise, this gets an explanation in the form of a page in a book you can read about Kybers group: When a Pokémon cannot keep up with the groups standards, or is too weak to do battle in its own right, Kybers group feels that its their responsibility to give it to a trainer who will do better at caring for them than they could. Thus its tradition for Kybers group to release the Pokémon back into the wild so that another trainer may end up catching it for themselves. Dont worry about the Pokémon; if the Pokémon doesnt want to go, the trainer wont let them go and will keep training it themselves, gaining stronger skills, and becoming closer as friends. Such is the bond between a Pokémon and their trainer...
However, once you end up getting the minimum eight badges required to get into the Pokémon League and beat the Elite Four, once you get to Kyber, hes like: Oh, dang, you beat the Elite Four, huh? Wow, great job, really proud of ya! Anyways, Ive actually learned something NEW about my Pokémon, so get ready cuz Imonna start fighting for REAL now! And you get into the battle and it turns out that his Pokémon are now super-ultra-tough MEGA POKÉMON! Yeah, I know Mega forms dont exist for like, half his team, so youre just gonna have to make up what the missing forms would look like, but yeah, thats his super-tough after Elite Four fight.
As for an optional alternate way to get his badge would be? Well, Im thinking that maybe you spot him hanging around at the grass-themed area... if you havent already entered his Gym and battled him yet, that is. Otherwise, this eventll be inaccessable. Hes standing near a cave, and when you talk to him, he explains that one of his Pokémon had a toy that they really liked or something else that the Pokémon had, but they lost the thing in this cave, and now hes gotta get it back for them, but like, the cave is too dark for him, and none of his team knows Flash. So, he needs someone with a special tool or a special Pokémon to light the way. So if youve got that, youre like, Yeah, dont worry bout it, Ill go get it for ya! And hes like, Okay, great! But hey, be careful; I think theres like, Lv. 45 Zubats lurking around in there, or something!
So you go in the cave, you fight the Zubats or whatever, and you get the thing and get out of the cave. Once you talk to him again, hes like, You found the thing for me? Awesome, my Pokémons gonna LOVE having this back! Hey, Im actually a Gym Leader back at the fire area, why dont ya take my badge? You can still come fight me, if you want; Ill give you somethin cool if you win. But the badge? Take it, its yours; you earned it, man!
So yeah, thats my overly-long, probably-unnecessary explanation of what I would have as a Gym Leader in this dream game. Hope you enjoy, and hope you enjoy the song too!")
![Poochee and Pansy - VHS Opening [2018]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TrJdYsKJC3k/mqdefault.jpg "Poochee and Pansy - VHS Opening [2018]
I recently found this VHS tape which had a few episodes of this kids show called Poochee & Pansy. If I recall, this series only lasted for a couple years before it got canned for unknown reasons.
If I could, I would upload the whole damn VHS tape if I wanted to. However, I dont want the FBI to do whatever it is the FBI does to people like me, so Im only going to upload the first minute or so. Hey, beats havin to sit in prison for the rest of my life...
If you read this far, congratulations! I can now reveal myself!
So, of course, this is complete bogus. I created this opening so I could celebrate Dolsts work. Consider this a sort of thank-you to him for creating such a program for people like me to enjoy.
Poochee and Pansy © 2009-2018 dolst Family Entertainment™ and Altjeringa Entertainment.")
![[Tomodachi Life] Operation Robodachi (Extended Mix) [Fukase English]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bxoox2eI6kg/mqdefault.jpg "[Tomodachi Life] Operation Robodachi (Extended Mix) [Fukase English]
Guys uhhhh I think Fukase might be one of my favorite VOCALOIDS help
Anyways, you know the drill, Tomodachi Life is owned by Nintendo, no copyright infringement intended, all rights reserved, yadda yadda yadda. Legal mumbo-jumbo so I (hopefully) dont get sued by the Big N.
[LYRICS]
Operation Robodachi
On days Im feeling
way down on my luck
The only way to soothe my soul
Is with some dancing
Hot groovy robot dancing
I stay up
All night a Robodachi
I never get sleepy
Candy is all that I eat
No one can stop Robodachi
On nights Im feeling
like everythings wrong
The only way to make me whole
Is with some singing
Sweet funky robot singing
I wake up
Every day, a Robodachi
I never feel weary
Soda is all that I drink
Dont try to stop Robodachi
Robodachis gonna change your life
Robodachi will make sure youre alright
Robodachi is number one
Just trust in Robodachi!
(x2)
On days Im feeling
like Im such a mess
The only way to regain control
Is with some playing
Fun happy robot playing
I stay up
All night, a Robodachi
I never get sleepy
Candy is all that I eat
No one can stop Robodachi, no, they cant
And I wake up
Every day a Robodachi
I never feel weary
Soda is all that I drink
Dont try to stop Robodachi")
![Hasty (Knockoff Sonic) - STAGE 1 (Shoddy Hills) [READ DESC.]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cmAhDE3c2gA/mqdefault.jpg "Hasty (Knockoff Sonic) - STAGE 1 (Shoddy Hills) [READ DESC.]
So, this person called NightInflictor on Twitter made their version of Sonic.exe, which is basically Sonic but from a Chinese knockoff or something, and I thought it was pretty dope, so I thought I would make a bootleg version of Green Hill Zone, and I kinda just... went off the rails, I think. Even still, I hope you enjoy this... I guess Ill call it a remix.
Music/Remix: TheNewOrchestra (thats me!)
Original composer: Masato Nakamura
Logo artwork + character concept: NightInflictor
(https://twitter.com/NIGHTINFLICTOR)")
