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⚠️📋 ATTENTION SECURITY PERSONNEL: YOUR SURVIVAL IS OPTIONAL. 📋⚠️
Welcome to the United Federation of Planets.
You have volunteered for the noble cause of exploration.
You have been issued a phaser, a tricorder, and a bright red velour tunic.
You have made a terrible mistake.
Due to a recent 400% increase in "preventable disintegrations," Starfleet Command has mandated this orientation video for all new Security Officers. Forget what the brochure told you about "seeing the galaxy."
We are here to teach you the real skills: How to stand exactly three feet away from the Captain to avoid catching a stray laser; why you should never investigate a strange noise in a Jefferies Tube; and the legal waiver you signed regarding "Death by Salt Vampire."
Witness the unvarnished truth of life on a Constitution-class starship. From the "friendly fire" incidents involving the Captain’s dramatic combat rolls to the horrifying realization that the alien rocks are made of explosive styrofoam, this is the orientation they didn't show you at the Academy.
Sign the waiver.
Put on the shirt.
And try not to exist in the opening credits.
STARRING:
⭐️ Commander Stone as The Chief of Security / The Yeller
📋 The Instructor as The Safety Video Host
🖖 Ensign "Toast" as The Paranoid Mess Hall Guy
🦎 The Gorn as The Slow-Moving Lizard
👽 The Salt Vampire as The Hallway Stalker
🔦 The Janitor as The Guy Who Cleans Up The Ash
🚀 "Captain Heroic" as The Guy Who Keeps Shooting His Own Crew
💥 Ensign Ricky as The Guy Crushed By The Rock
🧪 The Doctor as The Guy With The Blue Food Coloring
🎸 The Red Shirts as The Expendable Chorus
I am a screenwriter with a passion for gaming and storytelling. Generative artificial intelligence provides a fascinating set of tools for me to explore bringing my ideas and stories to life, while pushing the boundaries of entertainment.
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#startrek #ai #veo3
⚠️📋 ATTENTION SECURITY PERSONNEL: YOUR SURVIVAL IS OPTIONAL. 📋⚠️
Welcome to the United Federation of Planets.
You have volunteered for the noble cause of exploration.
You have been issued a phaser, a tricorder, and a bright red velour tunic.
You have made a terrible mistake.
Due to a recent 400% increase in "preventable disintegrations," Starfleet Command has mandated this orientation video for all new Security Officers. Forget what the brochure told you about "seeing the galaxy."
We are here to teach you the real skills: How to stand exactly three feet away from the Captain to avoid catching a stray laser; why you should never investigate a strange noise in a Jefferies Tube; and the legal waiver you signed regarding "Death by Salt Vampire."
Witness the unvarnished truth of life on a Constitution-class starship. From the "friendly fire" incidents involving the Captain’s dramatic combat rolls to the horrifying realization that the alien rocks are made of explosive styrofoam, this is the orientation they didn't show you at the Academy.
Sign the waiver.
Put on the shirt.
And try not to exist in the opening credits.
STARRING:
⭐️ Commander Stone as The Chief of Security / The Yeller
📋 The Instructor as The Safety Video Host
🖖 Ensign "Toast" as The Paranoid Mess Hall Guy
🦎 The Gorn as The Slow-Moving Lizard
👽 The Salt Vampire as The Hallway Stalker
🔦 The Janitor as The Guy Who Cleans Up The Ash
🚀 "Captain Heroic" as The Guy Who Keeps Shooting His Own Crew
💥 Ensign Ricky as The Guy Crushed By The Rock
🧪 The Doctor as The Guy With The Blue Food Coloring
🎸 The Red Shirts as The Expendable Chorus
I am a screenwriter with a passion for gaming and storytelling. Generative artificial intelligence provides a fascinating set of tools for me to explore bringing my ideas and stories to life, while pushing the boundaries of entertainment.
Stay Connected:
Subscribe, like, and turn on notifications.
Follow me on X: Http://www.X.com/WickedAiYoutube
Annoy me on Twitch: Http://www.Twitch.tv/Majinbuu
I am available for video commissions and collaborations!
Contact: GregoryMandarano@aol.com
#startrek #ai #veo3
