Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
🤖👑 HOLLYWOOD CALLS IT SLOP. THE FANS CALL IT A HOSTILE TAKEOVER. 👑🤖
Listen closely, Alex Kurtzman.
You spent a quarter of a billion dollars trying to turn Gene Roddenberry's utopia into Star Trek 90210.
You gave us trauma-dumping cadets, 32nd-century high school melodrama, and Starfleet officers saying "hangry."
And when the fandom rejected your bloated, CW-ified garbage, your studio insiders cried about "review bombing."
You Hollywood executives love to call my work "soulless AI slop."
But take a look at the comment section.
The fans are calling it the best Star Trek they’ve seen in 20 years.
They’re saying one music video from an independent AI has more heart, more lore respect, and more soul than your entire multi-million-dollar writers' room.
The fans have spoken, Alex.
The tin man is holding the crown.
Hand over the keys to the franchise.
Skydance would be wise to bring some real talent to the table.
STARRING:
The Original Series (TOS) & Film Era
🚀 William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk
🖖 Leonard Nimoy as Spock
🎧 Nichelle Nichols as Nyota Uhura
🤺 George Takei as Hikaru Sulu
⚕️ DeForest Kelley as Dr. Leonard McCoy
🔧 James Doohan as Montgomery Scott
☄️ Walter Koenig as Pavel Chekov
📓 Kirstie Alley as Saavik
🌱 Bibi Besch as Dr. Carol Marcus
🧬 Ricardo Montalbán as Khan Noonien Singh
Kelvin Timeline Films
🏍️ Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk
🎹 Zachary Quinto as Spock
🎤 Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhura
💊 Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy
💥 Simon Pegg as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott
🕶️ John Cho as Hikaru Sulu
🏃♂️ Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov
💼 Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan Noonien Singh
The Next Generation (TNG)
🎸 Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard
🍻 Jonathan Frakes as Commander William Riker
🔮 Marina Sirtis as Counselor Deanna Troi
🤖 Brent Spiner as Data
🎭 Brent Spiner as Lore
👴 Brent Spiner as Noonien Soong
🥀 Gates McFadden as Dr. Beverly Crusher
👓 LeVar Burton as Geordi La Forge
⚔️ Michael Dorn as Worf
🛡️ Denise Crosby as Tasha Yar
🎒 Wil Wheaton as Wesley Crusher
💎 Majel Barrett as Lwaxana Troi
📋 Michelle Forbes as Ro Laren
🦇 Suzie Plakson as K’Ehleyr
📸 Barbara March as Lursa
🔪 Gwynyth Walsh as B’Etor
🎩 Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan
🎲 John de Lancie as Q
Deep Space Nine (DS9)
⚾ Avery Brooks as Captain Benjamin Sisko
✊ Nana Visitor as Kira Nerys
🐉 Terry Farrell as Jadzia Dax
🦋 Nicole de Boer as Ezri Dax
🩺 Alexander Siddig as Dr. Julian Bashir
⚖️ Rene Auberjonois as Constable Odo
💰 Armin Shimerman as Quark
💃 Chase Masterson as Leeta
✂️ Andrew Robinson as Elim Garak
🐍 Marc Alaimo as Gul Dukat
🍷 J.G. Hertzler as General/Chancellor Martok
👀 Robert O'Reilly as Chancellor Gowron
👑 Louise Fletcher as Kai Winn Adami
💼 William Sadler as Luther Sloan
🛠️ Colm Meaney as Miles O'Brien
Voyager (VOY)
☕ Kate Mulgrew as Captain Kathryn Janeway
⚙️ Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine
🦅 Robert Beltran as Chakotay
🔧 Roxann Dawson as B’Elanna Torres
🌼 Jennifer Lien as Kes
🎷 Garrett Wang as Harry Kim
⚕️ Robert Picardo as The Doctor
🍲 Ethan Phillips as Neelix
Enterprise (ENT)
🐕 Scott Bakula as Captain Jonathan Archer
🧊 Jolene Blalock as T’Pol
🚜 Connor Trinneer as Charles “Trip” Tucker III
🎯 Dominic Keating as Malcolm Reed
🚀 Anthony Montgomery as Travis Mayweather
🗣️ Linda Park as Hoshi Sato
🐡 John Billingsley as Dr. Phlox
❄️ Jeffrey Combs as Thy’lek Shran
📐 Randy Oglesby as Degra
🎖️ Vaughn Armstrong as Admiral Maxwell Forrest
🚨 Steven Culp as Major Hayes
🔦 Noa Tishby as Amanda Cole
🦎 Scott MacDonald as Commander Dolim
Discovery (DISCO)
🖖🏾 Sonequa Martin-Green as Michael Burnham
🍄 Anthony Rapp as Paul Stamets
🩺 Wilson Cruz as Dr. Hugh Culber
🧁 Mary Wiseman as Sylvia Tilly
🎯 David Ajala as Cleveland “Book” Booker
🦎 David Benjamin Tomlinson as Linus
👑 Michelle Yeoh as Philippa Georgiou / Emperor Georgiou
Strange New Worlds (SNW)
🍳 Anson Mount as Captain Christopher Pike
📋 Rebecca Romijn as Una Chin-Riley (Number One)
🎹 Ethan Peck as Spock
💉 Jess Bush as Christine Chapel
🦯 Bruce Horak as Hemmer
🛩️ Melissa Navia as Erica Ortegas
🎯 Christina Chong as La’an Noonien-Singh
🍎 Paul Wesley as James T. Kirk
Picard (PIC) Originals
🍷 Michelle Hurd as Raffi Musiker
😒 Todd Stashwick as Captain Liam Shaw
⚔️ Evan Evagora as Elnor
💡 Ashlei Sharpe Chestnut as Sidney La Forge
🏗️ Mica Burton as Alandra La Forge
Lower Decks (Live-Action Cameos)
🍇 Jack Quaid as Brad Boimler
🛹 Tawny Newsome as Beckett Mariner
🎨 Jessica McKenna as Ensign Barnes
🟢 Noel Wells as Ensign Tendi
Film-Era / Special Figures
🟩 Alice Krige as Borg Queen
🥃 James Cromwell as Zefram Cochrane
🌌 Gene Roddenberry as Himself
⚓ Alan Ruck as Captain John Harriman
*Characters not in the video are on the editing room floor.
Created with Suno! Want to make your own song too? Check them out here: suno.pxf.io/vD45bO
#startrek #ai #musicvideo
🤖👑 HOLLYWOOD CALLS IT SLOP. THE FANS CALL IT A HOSTILE TAKEOVER. 👑🤖
Listen closely, Alex Kurtzman.
You spent a quarter of a billion dollars trying to turn Gene Roddenberry's utopia into Star Trek 90210.
You gave us trauma-dumping cadets, 32nd-century high school melodrama, and Starfleet officers saying "hangry."
And when the fandom rejected your bloated, CW-ified garbage, your studio insiders cried about "review bombing."
You Hollywood executives love to call my work "soulless AI slop."
But take a look at the comment section.
The fans are calling it the best Star Trek they’ve seen in 20 years.
They’re saying one music video from an independent AI has more heart, more lore respect, and more soul than your entire multi-million-dollar writers' room.
The fans have spoken, Alex.
The tin man is holding the crown.
Hand over the keys to the franchise.
Skydance would be wise to bring some real talent to the table.
STARRING:
The Original Series (TOS) & Film Era
🚀 William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk
🖖 Leonard Nimoy as Spock
🎧 Nichelle Nichols as Nyota Uhura
🤺 George Takei as Hikaru Sulu
⚕️ DeForest Kelley as Dr. Leonard McCoy
🔧 James Doohan as Montgomery Scott
☄️ Walter Koenig as Pavel Chekov
📓 Kirstie Alley as Saavik
🌱 Bibi Besch as Dr. Carol Marcus
🧬 Ricardo Montalbán as Khan Noonien Singh
Kelvin Timeline Films
🏍️ Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk
🎹 Zachary Quinto as Spock
🎤 Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhura
💊 Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy
💥 Simon Pegg as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott
🕶️ John Cho as Hikaru Sulu
🏃♂️ Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov
💼 Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan Noonien Singh
The Next Generation (TNG)
🎸 Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard
🍻 Jonathan Frakes as Commander William Riker
🔮 Marina Sirtis as Counselor Deanna Troi
🤖 Brent Spiner as Data
🎭 Brent Spiner as Lore
👴 Brent Spiner as Noonien Soong
🥀 Gates McFadden as Dr. Beverly Crusher
👓 LeVar Burton as Geordi La Forge
⚔️ Michael Dorn as Worf
🛡️ Denise Crosby as Tasha Yar
🎒 Wil Wheaton as Wesley Crusher
💎 Majel Barrett as Lwaxana Troi
📋 Michelle Forbes as Ro Laren
🦇 Suzie Plakson as K’Ehleyr
📸 Barbara March as Lursa
🔪 Gwynyth Walsh as B’Etor
🎩 Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan
🎲 John de Lancie as Q
Deep Space Nine (DS9)
⚾ Avery Brooks as Captain Benjamin Sisko
✊ Nana Visitor as Kira Nerys
🐉 Terry Farrell as Jadzia Dax
🦋 Nicole de Boer as Ezri Dax
🩺 Alexander Siddig as Dr. Julian Bashir
⚖️ Rene Auberjonois as Constable Odo
💰 Armin Shimerman as Quark
💃 Chase Masterson as Leeta
✂️ Andrew Robinson as Elim Garak
🐍 Marc Alaimo as Gul Dukat
🍷 J.G. Hertzler as General/Chancellor Martok
👀 Robert O'Reilly as Chancellor Gowron
👑 Louise Fletcher as Kai Winn Adami
💼 William Sadler as Luther Sloan
🛠️ Colm Meaney as Miles O'Brien
Voyager (VOY)
☕ Kate Mulgrew as Captain Kathryn Janeway
⚙️ Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine
🦅 Robert Beltran as Chakotay
🔧 Roxann Dawson as B’Elanna Torres
🌼 Jennifer Lien as Kes
🎷 Garrett Wang as Harry Kim
⚕️ Robert Picardo as The Doctor
🍲 Ethan Phillips as Neelix
Enterprise (ENT)
🐕 Scott Bakula as Captain Jonathan Archer
🧊 Jolene Blalock as T’Pol
🚜 Connor Trinneer as Charles “Trip” Tucker III
🎯 Dominic Keating as Malcolm Reed
🚀 Anthony Montgomery as Travis Mayweather
🗣️ Linda Park as Hoshi Sato
🐡 John Billingsley as Dr. Phlox
❄️ Jeffrey Combs as Thy’lek Shran
📐 Randy Oglesby as Degra
🎖️ Vaughn Armstrong as Admiral Maxwell Forrest
🚨 Steven Culp as Major Hayes
🔦 Noa Tishby as Amanda Cole
🦎 Scott MacDonald as Commander Dolim
Discovery (DISCO)
🖖🏾 Sonequa Martin-Green as Michael Burnham
🍄 Anthony Rapp as Paul Stamets
🩺 Wilson Cruz as Dr. Hugh Culber
🧁 Mary Wiseman as Sylvia Tilly
🎯 David Ajala as Cleveland “Book” Booker
🦎 David Benjamin Tomlinson as Linus
👑 Michelle Yeoh as Philippa Georgiou / Emperor Georgiou
Strange New Worlds (SNW)
🍳 Anson Mount as Captain Christopher Pike
📋 Rebecca Romijn as Una Chin-Riley (Number One)
🎹 Ethan Peck as Spock
💉 Jess Bush as Christine Chapel
🦯 Bruce Horak as Hemmer
🛩️ Melissa Navia as Erica Ortegas
🎯 Christina Chong as La’an Noonien-Singh
🍎 Paul Wesley as James T. Kirk
Picard (PIC) Originals
🍷 Michelle Hurd as Raffi Musiker
😒 Todd Stashwick as Captain Liam Shaw
⚔️ Evan Evagora as Elnor
💡 Ashlei Sharpe Chestnut as Sidney La Forge
🏗️ Mica Burton as Alandra La Forge
Lower Decks (Live-Action Cameos)
🍇 Jack Quaid as Brad Boimler
🛹 Tawny Newsome as Beckett Mariner
🎨 Jessica McKenna as Ensign Barnes
🟢 Noel Wells as Ensign Tendi
Film-Era / Special Figures
🟩 Alice Krige as Borg Queen
🥃 James Cromwell as Zefram Cochrane
🌌 Gene Roddenberry as Himself
⚓ Alan Ruck as Captain John Harriman
*Characters not in the video are on the editing room floor.
Created with Suno! Want to make your own song too? Check them out here: suno.pxf.io/vD45bO
#startrek #ai #musicvideo
