Uploaded December 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
The Official [ran-dum] Music Video
For "Snatch Every MF Birthday":
youtu.be/_VcOSKkZvRY?si=ft2tiak0LRovq1Oe
You ever wonder what it would be like to take every Steven Seagal role, for each film and TV show title and turn it into a song? Well.. look no further 🤣
Originally titled "Fly Like Seagal", after writing the lyrics, I decided to name it after Seagal's most famous quote. As well as featuring 2 quotes in the chorus.
"Snatch Every MF Birthday" - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fly
Oh, soar high
He's above the law
Beyond the law
Kill switch, driven to kill
Under siege, on deadly ground
An executive decision in the belly of the beast
Out for a kill, half past dead, out of reach
Marked for death
Clementine, today you die
Submerged into the sun
Maximum conviction
A force of execution
Ticker, attrition
True Justice, absolution
Sniper: Special Ops
The Asian connection
The perfect weapon with a contract to kill
End of a gun, born to raise hell
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
A dangerous man against the dark
The glimmer man, Roseanne
Fire Down Below in Under Siege 2
Machete, cartels, a China salesman
With a Code of honor
The foreigner has
Black Dawn
Mercenary of Justice
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
Out for justice, the general commander
He's hard to kill with exit wounds
My giant, the patriot in the onion movie
Attack force on a flight of fury
Pistol whipped the shadow man
The keeper with urban justice
Sheep impact, gutshot straight
A good man...
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no...
Out for justice
Mercenary for justice
Urban justice
True Justice
Above the law
Beyond the law
The Glimmer Man
Shadow Man
A Dangerous Man
A Good Man
China Sales Man...
[Talking]
Nobody Beats Me In The Kitchen.
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Suno
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The Official [ran-dum] Music Video
For "Snatch Every MF Birthday":
youtu.be/_VcOSKkZvRY?si=ft2tiak0LRovq1Oe
You ever wonder what it would be like to take every Steven Seagal role, for each film and TV show title and turn it into a song? Well.. look no further 🤣
Originally titled "Fly Like Seagal", after writing the lyrics, I decided to name it after Seagal's most famous quote. As well as featuring 2 quotes in the chorus.
"Snatch Every MF Birthday" - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fly
Oh, soar high
He's above the law
Beyond the law
Kill switch, driven to kill
Under siege, on deadly ground
An executive decision in the belly of the beast
Out for a kill, half past dead, out of reach
Marked for death
Clementine, today you die
Submerged into the sun
Maximum conviction
A force of execution
Ticker, attrition
True Justice, absolution
Sniper: Special Ops
The Asian connection
The perfect weapon with a contract to kill
End of a gun, born to raise hell
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
A dangerous man against the dark
The glimmer man, Roseanne
Fire Down Below in Under Siege 2
Machete, cartels, a China salesman
With a Code of honor
The foreigner has
Black Dawn
Mercenary of Justice
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
Out for justice, the general commander
He's hard to kill with exit wounds
My giant, the patriot in the onion movie
Attack force on a flight of fury
Pistol whipped the shadow man
The keeper with urban justice
Sheep impact, gutshot straight
A good man...
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no...
Out for justice
Mercenary for justice
Urban justice
True Justice
Above the law
Beyond the law
The Glimmer Man
Shadow Man
A Dangerous Man
A Good Man
China Sales Man...
[Talking]
Nobody Beats Me In The Kitchen.
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Suno
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![Physical Feces - Sunshine Express | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Physical Feces - Sunshine Express
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Uh huh uh huh
Uh huh, uh huh
Yeah
You like to throw shit at me
(Physical Feces)
When Shit Hits the Fan
(Physical Feces)
I got shit on my mind
(Physical Feces)
Aww, theres shit on my hand
(Literal feces)
[Chorus]
Ha woo
Hey you
Come to see
Oh no oh no
I got the poo on me
Yeah, huh. Uh huh
Literal, physical.
Physical Feces
I do, do that
(Physical Feces)
Ah bullshit
(Physical Feces)
But, thats horse shit
(Physical Feces)
The time is due, do you doo doo?
You do you, in the bath uh room
Do, how do you do?
Do do, how do you do?
[Chorus]
Ha woo
Hey you
Come to see
Oh no oh no
I got the poo on me
Yeah, huh, uh huh
Literal, physical.
Physical Feces
Mmmmmmm ugh oomph [plop]
Lets get physical
Physical
Lets get physical
Physical.
Feces.
Thats right, thats my poo on you
Orangutan flinging, the doodie doo
Youre in deep shit
(Physical Feces)
What a crock of shit
(Physical Feces)
Get your shit together
(Physical Feces)
Hes full of shit
(Physical Feces)
[Chorus]
Ha woo
Hey you
Come to see
Oh no oh no
I got the poo on me
Yeah, huh. Uh huh
Literal, physical.
Physical Feces
Physical, physical.
Physical Feces.
Poo poo wah hoo
Do do, doo doodie de Doo
Ah, no shit!
(Physical Feces)
For Shits and Giggles
(Physical Feces)
I dont give a shit
(Physical Feces)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Im scared shitless
(Physical Feces)
Up shit creek
(Physical Feces)
Hold on yo.
I gotta take a shit
(Physical Feces)
Mmmph.. plop
#PhysicalFeces #Physical #Feces #DooDoo #Dance #70s #1970s #Disco #Funk #Funkadelic #cVc #randumENT #SunshineExpress #Sunshine #Express #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #Satire #Comedy #Parody Physical Feces - Sunshine Express | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hNZuUaXq888/mqdefault.jpg)
![wrath - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
This one is a more serious tone and not meant for comedy, but if you find it funny... cool beans, I guess.
wrath - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Crawled out of bed to my alarm.
Feeling of dread, weighed down with shame.
I never meant to cause you harm,
But I cant deny, Ill take all the blame..
Pain inside, the twisting grip
Inside my gut, internal bleeding, the rip..
Ripping, apart inside my brain
All over me again, at the end of my game..
[Chorus]
You were my destiny...
You were the best of me...
And I fucked it up...
Left my anger erupt.
Innocence inside my path,
Should have known, it wouldnt last...
Let my demons all escape,
It was you, they made me hate
I never knew, until it was too late..
Laying down inside the blood.
Puddled around, from what Ive done..
Your life was easy to take,
There were mistakes I didnt know Id make
Attached to your soul,
Something evil keeping hold
When it released, it got inside
Inside my mind and all it could find
Let my bodys ending start
Slowly from the inside, ripped apart..
Blood collective, of yours and mine
Twisted up and broken spine
Cant release me from this pain
Excruciating, driving me insane
To the brink, til I can take no more
It wont release, there is no cure...
[Chorus]
You were my destiny...
You were the best of me...
And I fucked it up...
Left my anger erupt.
Innocence inside my path,
Should have known, it wouldnt last...
Let my demons all escape,
It was you, they made me hate
I never knew, until it was too late..
[Chorus]
You were my destiny...
You were the best of me...
And I fucked it up...
Left my anger erupt.
Innocence inside my path,
Should have known, it wouldnt last...
Let my demons all escape,
It was you, they made me hate
I never knew, until it was too late..
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![Song 69 - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
I dont even know... 😂
Song 69 - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Im salty.
-
Im sweet.
-
I go dancing on my feet.
(No shit you dum dum
What else.
Would you,
Be dancing on..)
(On.. on..)
Oh kiss me
K k k.
Kiss me
Infect me with your butt plug
Come give me a big hug
Boy.
youre an alien.
Your eyes. so far a part
Its super natural
Your extra testicle
(Cul cul cul. Cul cul cul cul)
Ravenous travenous
Blaa-vin us beast
Canivorous, oblivious
Wibbius breets
Between the sheets
The feeties stink
Smell the fish
The pinky pink
Chun chongos
Hit the bongos
Flip the script instead
No pango
Bingo bango
Dont eat all my Pez
Dispenser, oh yes sir
You gave me all the dough
Oh, no sir, please go sir
You just stepped on my toe
(Oh oh woah woah woah)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Yeah.
These.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Out there...
Idiots.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Out there...
Idiots.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Out there...
Out there
Out there
Out there
Out there
Everywhere
With no hair
In big chairs
Eating pears
Fingering the dip
Dont go
No where
You need to take a trip
Dum dum dummy
Bum bum bum my
Chilly sauce on the run
In a Honda, with Peter Fonda
But hes got a squirt gun
Squirt gun
Squirt gun
Filled with pee
Sprinkled golden shower
From a super soaker
Blaster team
No title
Your final
Notice of the house
John Wicky
No Mickey
No, no Mickey Mouse
But, I Love you Santa.
Yahhh hooo
I saw Captain Hook
With a Baboon
That tried to read a book
The Book Nook
Cook book
Took crook
That got shook
The High Fear
Light Gear
Gumbledy
Gumpty Gook
Grumpy old Men
Farting on Dwarves
Grumpy Old Ladies
Locking all the doors
Why why why why why why
Keep out the bugs
Eat up the pie
Dust all the rugs
Wear a nice tie
Were going
No bro-ing
With Chad, Kyle and Craig
Its snowing
Its blowing
With a bum that tries to beg
Choo Choo
Choo Choo
Chugguh chugguh
Choo Choo
Chew chew
Chips a hoy
Chewy chewy
Dipped in Soy
Silky Milky
Yucky white
Is it paste or
Is it juh juh juh jizzum
What the actual fuck.
Some one
Spilled cheeze wizz
When I took a wizz
Dont have the T P
But I got all the rizz
Flip it
Reverse it
Got her hanging
Upside down
I know this
She know this
Got the kitty in my mouf
Squirtle the turtle
Peek uh
The choo
When you stepped on
My toe
You scuffed up my shoe
Now now
How do I end this
Get off my friend list
Get out my face
Off my page
I got the rage
Fuck it ..
Good bye
Six six six
Sixty
Nine nine nine nine
Nine.
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![The Decline - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The Decline - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Golly Jee Willikers
She got them mommy.
Mommy.
Millikers
Wanna cop a few feel-ickers
Of her mommy.
Mommy.
Millikers
Chyuh
Chuh chuh chuh
Wawa
Got the booty
Like the kitten caboody
Im at work, she like to twerk and
Send me pictures in the noody
Aw shoot aw shoot
(Shucks)
[Chorus]
Chillin like Krillin
Up on cloud nine
Off on a trek
Like my name is Chris Pine
To whom will you see
To whom will you find
Go the the trenches
Down the gorge, you decline
(Decline)
As above, so below
Put you in reverse
Upside downing it now
Six to nine it, of curse
The descent
The dive
Deeper in
Will I go
Spelunk
all the spunk
Deep inside
Of this trove
Catta the clisms
Catta the combs
Inhale a big hit
Take a line to the dome
Dur burzee
[Chorus]
Chillin like Krillin
Up on cloud nine
Off on a trek
Like my name is Chris Pine
To whom will you see
To whom will you find
Go the the trenches
Down the gorge, you decline
(Decline)
You know it, you blow it
You know that youre mine
Dem tittays, dat bootay
Glor e us dee vine
Hot tub, get a rub
The rubba dub dub
Rubbuh rubbuh ducky
Givin me love
Party of three
You, ducky and me
Quack quack, squeak squeak
Waters turnin yellow...
[Talking calm]
[Calm talking]
Did you pee?
What the actual fuck
I dont want golden baths
No golden shower
Bitch, move dat ass
[Talking]
Shit.
[Chorus]
Chillin like Krillin
Up on cloud nine
Off on a trek
Like my name is Chris Pine
To whom will you see
To whom will you find
Go the the trenches
Down the gorge, you decline
(Decline)
But I cant deny.
That decline.
Take it from behind.
That decline.
Deeper inside.
That decline.
A little place for me to hide.
That decline.
Yeah yeah.
Naw no
Theres no deny
Deny
I wanna wanna
Fill the decline
Shine shine shine
Fine fine find
Deeper and deeper
In the decline
(Cline Cline Cline)
Oh whoo
Hoo woo hoo
Yeah oooh
Aww dayum...
[Chorus]
Chillin like Krillin
Up on cloud nine
Off on a trek
Like my name is Chris Pine
To whom will you see
To whom will you find
Go the the trenches
Down the gorge, you decline
(Decline)
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![Nein Nein Nein - aDAFT sHITLER | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
I took various things and translated them into German, as I had done with the Hitlers Fancy Little Tea Party song.
Specifically, the hook or chorus is from the Amy Winehouse song, where she says They Tried to make me Go to Rehab, I said No No No
The Part where it says, mein fruktose in mein Leben.
mein Leben in mein hüt, is a comical bit from Chris Seaver films, I pulled it primarily from the LBP film, Film Crew, where the character Caspian sings it.
And of course, in the middle of the song are various Hitler Jokes, mocking him.
There are other bits and pieces in there, and at the bottom, we will have an English Translation to the Full Song.
Nein, Nein, Nein - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Sie versuchten,
mich zu einer Entzugsklinik zu zwingen,
aber ich sagte: „Nein, nein, nein.“
Sie versuchten,
mich zu einer Entzugsklinik zu zwingen,
aber ich sagte: „Nein, nein, nein.“
Ja, Ja
mein fruktose in mein Leben
mein Leben in mein hüt
Was ist das
Was ist das
mein fruktose in mein Leben
mein Leben in mein hüt
Vare do you go?
Vaut do you see?
I see zee stinky cheese
Leaving all zee stink, for me
(What does Hitler Say, when hes Blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Whats Hitlers Favorite Video Game?
Mein Craft.
What was Hitlers Favorite Sex Position?
Sixty Nein.
What Grade did Hitler Get in Art School?
Not Cs.
What was Hitlers Favorite Food?
Not Sea Food.
How did Hitler keep his Shoelaces from Coming Undone?
Little Notsies.
What has more Brains than Hitler?
The Wall Behind Him.)
Sie versuchten,
mich zu einer Entzugsklinik zu zwingen,
aber ich sagte: „Nein, nein, nein.“
Sie versuchten,
mich zu einer Entzugsklinik zu zwingen,
aber ich sagte: „Nein, nein, nein.“
Hüt, hüt
Ich got mein fancy Little hat
Schuhe, Schuhe
Mein Fancy Little Shoes
Jews, Jews
Ich like zee Apple Jews
Was ist das baby
Was ist das baby
Shake das ass baby
Shake das ass baby
Ja ja.
Ja ja ja.
Jetzt haben wir den Salat
Klar wie Kloßbrühe
Vell, I did Nazi that coming.
Anne Frankly, I dont care.
Vee dashing to zee finish line.
Vis mein pubic hair
Nein Nein
Nein Nein Nein
Nein Nein
Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
English Translation:
No, No, No - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
They tried to force me into rehab,
but I said, No, no, no.
They tried to force me into rehab,
but I said, No, no, no.
Yes, Yes
My fructose into my life
My life into my hat
What is that
What is that
My fructose into my life
My life into my hat
Where do you go?
What do you see?
I see the stinky cheese
Leaving all the stink, for me
(What does Hitler Say, when hes Blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Whats Hitlers Favorite Video Game?
Mein Craft.
What was Hitlers Favorite Sex Position?
Sixty Nein.
What Grade did Hitler Get in Art School?
Not Cs.
What was Hitlers Favorite Food?
Not Sea Food.
How did Hitler keep his Shoelaces from Coming Undone?
Little Notsies.
What has more Brains than Hitler?
The Wall Behind Him.)
They tried to force me into rehab,
but I said, No, no, no.
They tried to force me into rehab,
but I said, No, no, no.
Hat, hat
I got my fancy Little hat
Shoes, shoes
My Fancy Little Shoes
Jews, Jews
I like the Apple Jews
What is that baby
What is that baby
Shake that ass baby
Shake that ass baby
Yes, yes
Yes Yes Yes
Now we have the salad
Clear as dumpling broth
Well, I did Nazi that coming
Anne Frankly, I dont care
Were dashing to the finish line
With my pubic hair
No No
No No No
No No
No, No, No, No, No
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![What? - Sygma Boi | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
another slapped together mumble Rap from Sygma Boi, Im just going to post the lyrics how I originally wrote them ..not clearing them up. have fun lol
What? - Sygma Boi
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Skrrt to thuh top
Get da beet for tha bop
Huh!
Ranamanna crossuh Street
Fiddy biddies swallowmyskeet
Flap da rap ta clap the cheeks
Inittihfinishdisbishonduhsheet
Skrrt it back narr
Coming up What
Sizzurp in the What
Skeet inner What
Flip on tha What
Havin a rager
Come in the What
Up in the cup
Bustin a What
Where will you go
When you a hoe
Bend down
Touch your toe
Surfin tha blow
What?
What what what
Huh!
Skrrt skrrt beep
Blurp bip burp bleep
What skit skrrt beef
What
Skrrt skeet skeet
Cappin and slappin
Clappin tha cheeks
Topple the gravy
Out of the beef
Uh huh huh
Yrrp skrrt alert
What?
Drippin on fleek
Hittin my peak
Sneakity sneak
Sneaker bound feet
Slamminuhdamminuhramminuh sheesh
Bappinduhpappinonunnano reef. Urrr
Rollin a leaf
Castin a spell
Hittin the keef
Inside of this L
Sizzurp inmuh cup
Henny and Jin
Get back tooduh sheets
Then hit it again
Ranamanna crossuh Street
Fiddy biddies swallowmyskeet
Flap da rap ta clap the cheeks
Inittihfinishdisbishonduhsheet
Skrrt it back narr
What?
What what what
Huh!
Skrrt skrrt beep
Blurp bip burp bleep
What skit skrrt beet
What
Skrrt skeet skeet
Uh huh huh
Yrrp skrrt alert
What
Huh!
Skrrt skrrt beep
Blurp bip burp bleep
What skit skrrt beep
What
Skrrt skeet skeet
She slurpin tha What
Sizzurp in tha What
Come inner What
Shut up you What
Slammin in What
Bumpin in What
Roll out the What
Hold grip to the What
What?
Uh huh huh
What?
What What What
What?
Grabbinduhnappin gone tuh sleep
Cashinduhbennyzannbeat
Awnaa nah onomatopoeia
Skrrtin withburtinannseeyuh
Ranamanna crossuh Street
Fiddy biddies swallowmyskeet
Flap da rap ta clap the cheeks
Inittihfinishdisbishonduhsheet
Skrrt it back narr
Slamminuhdamminuhramminuh sheesh
Bappinduhpappinonunnano reef. Urrr
What?
Uh huh huh
What?
What What What
What?
#What #Satire #Comedy #Spoof #Parody #MumbleRap #Mumble #SigmaBoy #Sigma #SygmaBoi #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AISong #AIMusic #Suno #SunoAI #rap #hiphop What? - Sygma Boi | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ibHkmU8ze3A/mqdefault.jpg)
![Slapped Ham - cVc | Donna A.I. | [ran-dum] Entertainment
Dedicated to Kallen & Slapped Ham
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Hey old man
Can I slap your ham?
Hi Im Kallen
A tall britty man
Ham
I got ham
Slap it
Ill make ya cram
Spooky
So spooky
Did you see it?
Its spooky
Go ham
Woah blam
Its me Kallen
With Slapped Ham
Boo buh you
Hoo hoo
Wah wah
Wah hah
Ba doo ba doo
Slapped Ham
Ha who
Who pah who
Slapped Ham
Old man
Old man
Let me
Let me
Slap yuh ham
Ham
Ham ham
Hey old man
Let me
Slap yuh ham
Boo buh you
Hoo hoo
Wah wah
Wah hah
Ba doo ba doo
Slapped Ham
Ha who
Who pah who
Slapped Ham
Hammy
Hammy
Dont call me Sammy
Slap ya ham
Like a
Wam wam
Wammy
Ham
Slapped Ham
Spooky ghost
Crammed Jam
Ham
Ham ham
Ham
Hammy ham
Yo ho
Let me slap ya ham
Haunt me
Stonkey pizza
oh Stonkey Pizza
stockeys stokeys
stonk stonk stonky pizza
with ...
ham...
haunt me
me Stonkey
me Stonkey
me pizza
slapped Ham
me Stonkey
me Stonkey
me pizza
stonkey
stonkey
me Stonkey
me pizza
Slaaaaap yurrr hammmm
Slapped Ham
© Kallen Johnstone
Lyrics & Audio
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
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![Lumpy Bed - Lumpy Nutskin | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Sir Lumpy Nutskin s (Lumpskin) Ballad of his Lumpy Bed.
Lumpy Bed - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Bumpy Dumpy
Lumpy Bed
The place I crash
And rest my head
My Eye.
My Lumpy Bed.
There is a place I go to sleep
Bumps and Lumps
Beneath my feet
Under my head
My pillow lies
Lumpy pillow
A tear in my eye
Bumpy Dumpy
Lumpy Bed
The place I sleep
And rest my head
My High.
My Lumpy Bed.
On Journeys far and wide
Strange places, I reside
Lost out in space and time
Awaiting your chime!
My Lumpy Bed.
My Lumpy Bed.
I long for you.
My Lumpy Bed.
Oh how could this be
Youre far away from me
In my eyes, I do not seeeeeee
My Lumpy Bed...
My travels across all lands
Sir Lumpskin on the stand
I throw away my hands
In the air...
(The Air)
Awaiting. My Lumpy Bed.
My Bumpy Dumpy
Lumpy Bed
The place I yearn
To rest my head
My Eye, He High.. My My...
My Lumpy Bed.
In the end I do arrive
Back home
A sore sight of mine
A sight for me to see
I enter the house of thee
Up to my room it will beeeeeeee
[Talking]
Oh.. I missed you.
My Lumpy Bed.
Yes yes
My Lumpy Bed
Roll in it.
My.
My.
My.
Lumpy. Bed.
[Talking]
Mmmmmmm nice
#LumpyBed #Lumpy #Lump #LumpyNutskin #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #Comedy #Parody #Satire #AI #AIMusic #AISong #Suno #SunoAI Lumpy Bed - Lumpy Nutskin | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kONiEyeXxnY/mqdefault.jpg)
![Psychopathic - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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Psychopathic - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
[Instrumental]
Hahahahahahahahaha...
Insane, crazy,
Crazy, insane.
Another loopy motherfucker
Lost in his brain
No game, brain drain
Strapped up in a straight jacket
Numb gainz, no pain
Get the fuck out, you cant hack it
(Hollah hollah hollah hallah lay who)
Hello doctor,
How do you be?
Time for another session,
Of shock therapy..
Yippie, the screams
The sounds I unleash
The pain you increase..
Fry my brain, please
Grrr grrrr garr geh grahh oh yeah yeah, ha ha ha
(Got it got it got it got it, get it out now)
Insane...
[Chorus]
Flip the switch
On the psycho pathic
Dude is bat shit,
The repetitive habit,
Fucked in the mind, defined
What did he do?
Murdered up a whole store
And went Looney toons.
Crook ed brain, like a psychopath (ih)
Gone insane, psychopathic
Causing pain, psycho path bitch
Fucked in the brain..
Psychopathic.
Bouncing and laughing
Around the padded room
Memories shattered
What did I do?
Sit alone, in the zone, lost inside my mind
Replaying everything I did, time after time
Pushing to the breaking point, I cannot forget
When my mind broke down, I didnt frown, I unleashed my fit..
Rrrrrrrr rrrrrrr rrrrrrr pahhh rrrrrr rrrrrrr rah rah rah hah hah hah...
Dicing and hacking,
Cutting them up,
Slicing and stabbing,
Ever ree one
Guns blaze, all day
At my old job,
Murder, pain, murder, pain
No, its not enough...
Mommas and Papas, kiddies and teens
That servicing pet, you have on a leash
No one is free, mental cuh pacity
Bottled it up, til I snapped and went on a...
Killing spree (hee hee hee hee hee hee heh)
[Chorus]
Flip uh, the switch
On the psycho pathic
Dude is bat shit,
The repetitive habit,
Fucked in the mind, defined
What did he do?
Murdered up a whole store
And went Looney toons.
Crook ed brain, like a psychopath (ih)
Gone insane, psychopathic
Causing pain, psycho path bitch
Fucked in the brain..
Psychopathic.
Fucked brain (Psychopathic)
In sane (psychopathic)
Eh eh earuh insane.. (insane) (sane)
Eh eh earuh insane.. (insane) (sane)
Uh eh error. Insane.
Cope with the brain,
Within my dome,
Remembered the brains
Id cut from their skulls
Bloody mess show,
When poe poe arrived
Blood shot eyes
Blood covered disguise
Cackling, laughing
Bellowing shout,
Pinning me down
And taking me out
Come pick apart my brain
Gather the pieces
Fried and electric
Vocal decreases
Never alone,
Inside these walls,
I see about 20 people,
You dont see at all
We gather and party
Chill in my room,
Forever and ever..
In my resting tomb... (Ha ha ha heh hahaha)
[Chorus]
Flip the switch
On the psycho pathic
Dude is bat shit,
The repetitive habit,
Fucked in the mind, defined
What did he do?
Murdered up a whole store
And went Looney toons.
Crook ed brain, like a psychopath (ih)
Gone insane, psychopathic
Causing pain, psycho path bitch
Fucked in the brain..
Psychopathic.
Psych psych, psycho pathic
Pathic ick, psychopathic (you dick) brick
Psychopathic, no grip, strip,
Psycho psychopathic, pathic, ick, psychopathic
Hick hick up, psycho e rupt
Rah ha ha ha ha ha, hah
Rah ah ah ah ah, ah ah
Heh ruh, uh uh uh, huh rah huh
Ruh ha ha ah ha ha ha ha raahhhh
Rrrrrrr gah rrrrrrr gah rrrrrr gah...
Ah hah ha...
(Psychopathic).
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Adios Moo Chachos: Nonsense 10 - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The Final Track for the Nonsense Album, Nonsense Number 10. Of course cVc will still post random nonsense, but as for titled Nonsense songs, this is the end of them.
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Adios Moo Chachos - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Moooooooooooooooo
Mally...
Sorry, this doesnt usually happen
To me
Stepped in the cow pie
The poo poo pee
Cow tippin, Be trippin
Knock over the beef
Moo move the frick over
Im trying to see..
You make a better door
Than a win doe
You make a lot of snores
Its kinda cringe though
Listen to it pour
Raining hard, yo
Who the eff is this bitch,
Skylar White, Yo
[Pause]
Welcome to the end
Welcome to the falter
Welcome to the trend
Where we eat the porky popper
Pork rinds, pork grinds
Out at my job
Spork times, fork finds
At the flea market, dog...
[Chorus]
Audi Audi Adios, Muchacho
Moo moo moo, Muchacho
End of the list, with the picañto
Jalepeño cheddar, Encanto
I cant though, rant though
About things I dont know,
So I leave though, peace yo
Audi Audi Audi Adios, Moo Chachos
(Audi Adios) Muchachos...
Moon walk out
Of the fricken room
Back down now
Bumpty boom dee boom
Im at a loss for words
So, Ill roll with it
I dont friggin know
So, lets go get it
Fugg it, its the end of the album
End of the song
End of Nonsense...
Well, probably not.
See Vee See is random as fugg
Even if it isnt part of the nonsense songs
Serious, parody
Country or Rap
Death Metal, Punk Rock
And all of that shatt
These were for fun
And Ill probably keep going
But, this is the end
Of the Nonsense, showing?
Showing?
I dont know...
Ha ha!
[Chorus]
Audi Audi Adios, Muchacho
Moo moo moo, Muchacho
End of the list, with the picañto
Jalepeño cheddar, Encanto
I cant though, rant though
About things I dont know,
So I leave though, peace yo
Audi Audi Audi Adios, Moo Chachos
(Audi Adios) Muchachos...
You wanna wanna
Write a song
Go ahead and do it
Give it a shot
Fluggin go through it
Learn, advance
Show of some skills
I do this for fun,
Not trying to be real
Did my own stuff in the past
But Ill leave it back there
This way that I do it,
Doesnt compare
Real songs from my heart
Or this random nonsense
I hope you enjoyed it
Now, lets do it again...
[Chorus]
Audi Audi Adios, Muchacho
Moo moo moo, Muchacho
End of the list, with the picañto
Jalepeño cheddar, Encanto
I cant though, rant though
About things I dont know,
So I leave though, peace yo
Audi Audi Audi Adios, Moo Chachos
(Audi Adios) Muchachos...
Audi Audi Adios... Muchachos
Goodbye.
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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