Uploaded January 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Sir Lumpy Nutskin 's (Lumpskin) Ballad of his Lumpy Bed.

"Lumpy Bed" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

Bumpy Dumpy
Lumpy Bed
The place I crash
And rest my head

My Eye.
My Lumpy Bed.

There is a place I go to sleep
Bumps and Lumps
Beneath my feet

Under my head
My pillow lies
Lumpy pillow
A tear in my eye

Bumpy Dumpy
Lumpy Bed
The place I sleep
And rest my head

My High.
My Lumpy Bed.

On Journeys far and wide
Strange places, I reside

Lost out in space and time
Awaiting your chime!

My Lumpy Bed.
My Lumpy Bed.
I long for you.
My Lumpy Bed.

Oh how could this be
You're far away from me
In my eyes, I do not seeeeeee

My Lumpy Bed...

My travels across all lands
Sir Lumpskin on the stand
I throw away my hands
In the air...
(The Air)

Awaiting. My Lumpy Bed.

My Bumpy Dumpy
Lumpy Bed
The place I yearn
To rest my head

My Eye, He High.. My My...
My Lumpy Bed.

In the end I do arrive
Back home
A sore sight of mine

A sight for me to see
I enter the house of thee
Up to my room it will beeeeeeee

[Talking]
Oh.. I missed you.

My Lumpy Bed.

Yes yes
My Lumpy Bed

Roll in it.

My.
My.
My.
Lumpy. Bed.

[Talking]
Mmmmmmm nice

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