Uploaded August 2006 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago

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Snakes on a Plane sung to "Band on the Run" by Wings.

Proof that I have too much time on my hands. I read on some message board that this one fellow kept singing the words "Snakes on a Plane" to the tune of Wings' "Band on the Run." So naturally I took this as a cue to spend hours upon hours making it into a video. Enjoy!

Update: The lyrics, by request:
Spoken: "We're all dead." "Not me."

Well the wings exploded with a mighty crash
Damn I shoulda took the train.
And the captain said to his co-pilot there
Man this flight is down the drain.

Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.
But Samuel J.
Says it's all okay,
Cause he's gonna bring the pain
To those Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.
Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.

Well the stewardess does her best scream queen scene
As the snakes fall down like rain
And masks are droppin' from the overhead bins
I got reptiles on the brain.

Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.
And our hero today
Mr. Samuel J.
Is gonna bring the pain.
To those Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.

Yeah those Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.
Snakes on a Plane. YEAH! Snakes on a Plane.

Well the plane was fallin' as Samuel L.
Tried to keep things sane
Cause all he wants are these Motherfucking Snakes
Off this Motherfucking Plane.

Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.

But Samuel L
He gave them hell
When they tried to change the name

Of our Snakes on a Plane.
Snakes on a Plane.
Snakes on a Plane. YEAH
Snakes on a Plane.