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Snaaiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllls

(((I woke up this morning my tomatoes were gone)
(How did this happen? It must have been my friend Shawn)
(Oh wait)
(He moved to New York yesterday)
(Looked around)
(A trail of slime)
(Leading directly to the scene of the crime)
(There's a hive of snails in my garden)))

Call the department to get them deported
Turned on my TV and the medias reported
SNAILS!

(((They're Two feet tall)
(Weight of a small dog)
(These aren't your ordinary snails)
(They came from space)
(Their one desire to destroy the human race)))

There's a hive of snails in my garden
[Snails are coming]

There's a hive of snails in my garden
[news]

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(((Society's tearing apart at the seams)
(This is a disaster we could not have for seen)
(Snails invading the earth)
(Let's see what humanity is worth)
(We'll put up a fight)
(We'll have them beat by the end of the night)
(Since then we've changed our ways)
(We held them off for a night but then came the next day)))

Snails!
They came from space
Their one desire to destroy the human race
There's a hive of snails in the whitehouse

Arm yourself with a pouch of salt
Use it as ammo in these brand new snail guns
They're really just modified rail guns

(((You've got armor but they've got shells)
(Snails are infernal creatures from hell)
(God did not make the snail)))

The snails aren't fast but neither are you
You raced them in preschool, now the snails race you
There's a hive of snails in the white house
Snails are coming
Snails are coming
Snails are coming for you

Snail hatin'!

[Yeah! Snails! Gotta love em gotta hate em. Toniiiiiiiiight]