Uploaded February 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Written & recorded by A-ron Love & King SoloMon
Mixed by King SoloMon

Directed by A-ron Love

Thanks, Peace and Blessings to:

Production Team:
Greg Lytle
Tim Schade
E-money Schabang
John Gross
Minka Farthing-Kohl
Naoko Masuda

Lyrics:
I'm a Big Boy (What?)
I'm a Big Boy

Why y'all big boys tryin to see me?
24-7 on MTV
Bang them hoes we pay money
Donuts we get those for free
Fuck the food in your pantry
All I eat is stromboli
I'm a little gift from your Christmas tree
Girls wanna cum they come see me
You the Biggest big boy i've ever seen
I'm so big my life is like a dream
Everything I eat I put sour cream
All my clothes I get dry cleaned
Spend a whole day eatin' canned baked beans
Big Boy red hat green shirt white eyes
little boys wanna grow up to be this big guy
i'm a big boy till the day i die
never had a chance to question why
big boy up big boy down
big boy drink that royal crown
big boy fat, big boy thin
big boy wash away all sins

I'm a Big Boy (What?)
I'm a Big Boy

Big Boy Cool
Big Boy Calm
Big Boy drop that neutron bomb
Big Boy left, Big Boy right
Big Boy on that red eye flight
From sunrise, to sunset
Sippy cups full of Moet
Spill your drink on my tracksuit son
You'll soon be staring down the barrel of a gun
You know Big Boys just wanna have fun
Dead serious we collect them funds
I'm T. Bickle on this Big Boy track
Ride in my cab and you never come back
Sittin on my throne, sinkin like a stone
thought I was a witch but I'm really a gnome
Look in the mirror, who do you see?
Hitler, Mao, Mussolini
And I'm in the Guinness Record Book
If you don't believe, then take a look

I'm a Big Boy (What?)
I'm a Big Boy