Uploaded March 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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A song about how iPads are more popular with people who are 50 years of age and older.


Lyrics:
Mommy's sitting there
In the living room chair
Her eyes have that stare
Soaking in the iPad's glare

While I prefer
A phone or computer
The elder ones think tablets are cuter
It seems to make no sense to me
But iPads fill old folks with glee

Mom and Dad are on their iPads
They have two, but none for me and you
For everyone that's fifty plus
It goes without saying
A tablet is a must

All the Facebook pokes and likes
Photo albums from Walt and Mike
Yahoo News for the landing page
Old people on a touch screen craze

Mom and Dad are on their iPads
They have two, but none for me and you
For everyone that's fifty plus
It goes without saying
A tablet is a must