A Dummie | [SFM/Gmod Collab] ANNOUNCEMENT: Engie's Hitman Adventures @ADummie | Uploaded July 2018 | Updated October 2024, 3 hours ago.
UPDATE: Ignore Rule 3 of "Rules for Engie".
Engie goes on an adventure as a hitman in "Engie's Hitman Adventures"! And you get to decide what in the hell Engie will be doing with his miserable existence! Brought to you by me, Dummie, and starring the one and only Engineer as our hitman!
If you have any time during this summer, I really recommend joining. I could really use the connections, you know, and this is a great opportunity for me to work with more people.
Submission ends: 03/10/2018 (3rd of October, 2018)
Submit here: discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
FAQ:
Where can I find the phone?
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=365978008
Must the Engineer be BLU?
Yes.
UPDATE: Ignore Rule 3 of "Rules for Engie".
Engie goes on an adventure as a hitman in "Engie's Hitman Adventures"! And you get to decide what in the hell Engie will be doing with his miserable existence! Brought to you by me, Dummie, and starring the one and only Engineer as our hitman!
If you have any time during this summer, I really recommend joining. I could really use the connections, you know, and this is a great opportunity for me to work with more people.
Submission ends: 03/10/2018 (3rd of October, 2018)
Submit here: discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
FAQ:
Where can I find the phone?
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=365978008
Must the Engineer be BLU?
Yes.
![[SFM/Gmod Collab] ANNOUNCEMENT: Engies Hitman Adventures](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nETUsUQjB6I/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM/Gmod Collab] ANNOUNCEMENT: Engies Hitman Adventures
UPDATE: Ignore Rule 3 of Rules for Engie.
Engie goes on an adventure as a hitman in Engies Hitman Adventures! And you get to decide what in the hell Engie will be doing with his miserable existence! Brought to you by me, Dummie, and starring the one and only Engineer as our hitman!
If you have any time during this summer, I really recommend joining. I could really use the connections, you know, and this is a great opportunity for me to work with more people.
Submission ends: 03/10/2018 (3rd of October, 2018)
Submit here: https://discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
FAQ:
Where can I find the phone?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=365978008
Must the Engineer be BLU?
Yes.")
![[SFM] Oh No, You Beat Me In A Pokemon Battle!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nTBThC8ut5w/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM] Oh No, You Beat Me In A Pokemon Battle!
Oh no, you beat me in a Pokemon Battle!
Every year, thousands of TF2 players lose out on well-earned hats won in Pokemon battles against protagonists. This message is brought to you through this SFM in TF2 by the Pokemon Encounter Normality & Integrity Society.
A TF2 SFM animation involving Pokemon, commissioned by the Pokemon Encounter Normality & Integrity Society, featuring Soldier from Team Fortress 2 and Dawn from, yknow, fucking Pokemon.
Ok seriously, this ones just a stopgap TF2 SFM (after my last SFM on 2786) that I made in a few hours bc I thought it was funny. This counts as a TF2 SFM, right? No? Well fuck you, Im counting it as a TF2 SFM anyways.
SFM animated by: Dummie (fucking duh)
https://steamcommunity.com/id/highfunctioningdummie
Lines from: Chris Voiceman & Cavatina
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyOXuep3hUvothHwr9k2DAA
https://www.youtube.com/c/Cavatina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep4ThJ8cQhs
Animation previews available here: https://discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
Patreons:
https://www.patreon.com/adummie
Executive Producer
- Kayla
If you liked this TF2 SFM, rate it on Steam. I dont know how it could possibly help, just that it does.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2462549145
Trivia:
- The Dawn SFM model is impossible to use. Thank god the TF2 Soldier is easy to animate.
- Despite the 2D animation by Wolt, I still hope you found something new with this take on these lines.
- Ok, next ones actually If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games 5, coming August 25th. My options for what I would animate were between either a standard TF2 animation or an SCP animation.
Time spent in Source Filmmaker: 10 hours (yes, only 10 hours, what a fucking miracle)")
![[SFM] Chess Game (Saxxy Awards 2017 Extended Test Reel #2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pOhV0K4b4EM/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM] Chess Game (Saxxy Awards 2017 Extended Test Reel #2)
07/01/2018 Update: Right. 100k. Wow. This was even faster than Spawndoor Sabotage.
Before I say anything, heres a survey about this video. Fill it up if you have the time.
https://goo.gl/forms/HoOy3nm6quxSiCwx2
Right. Part 2.]
As I was saying, is free will real, or are our lives predetermined by a god/simulation/fate?
Well, obviously, it isn’t. Right? I am a conscious human being. I can choose whether to pick up that pen next to me or not. I can decide to read the rest of this shit or not.
Well, not so fast. Technically, “we” don’t make those decisions. Our brains do.
I decided to start “A Dummie”. Not my heart, not my stomach, but the brain of a (then) 15 year old who has a name most of you can’t pronounce properly. I decided to create a video called “Chess Game”. Not my foot, not my eyes, but the brain of a 16 year old who wants recognition from others. I decide to take in someone under political persecution. Not my liver, not my ears, but the brain of a bored 16 year old.jk
So, our brains do the work, and our bodies do the heavy lifting. So what?
Our brains can be measured, and documented, obviously. It’s a biological entity, and as a result it interacts with the physical world. When we think, our brains just do some chemical shit that I don’t understand.
Look, I take Physics, M2 (basically Advanced Maths), and History at secondary school. If someone here studies biochemistry or anything relevant, please explain it to me. (Actually, Dummie is in Siberia, so instead of talking to him you’ll be talking to me.)
With that in mind, it’s safe to say that with proper tech, we can know what a brain is telling its body to do. Press the Red button. Watch Dummie’s other Saxxy Entry. Blink in front of 173.
In fact, we can do that now. I watched a documentary a while ago, and in the show the host was asked to press a red button.
However, every time he did so, a computer was able to predict his movements several milliseconds before his actions.
This shows that we have to power to predict simple actions. Keep in mind, I watched that show in 2012.
So, it’s safe to say that with enough tech, we can predict actions and see thoughts.
Let’s not get 1984 here and get back on track. The thoughts and actions of a human being, which are supposed to be items that prove our free will, can be predicted. With that in mind, it should be easy to say that we could do the other thing and create a machine that can “think”. Not as in “What is 689*2047”, or “I’m having a short circuit OH GOD PLS HELP”. But as in “looks out the window with a bottle of Jack Daniels” thinking. Credit to Sir Ken Robinson for that metaphor.
It can think. It can think like a human. Certainly, technology will get there. So, does it have a conscious?
I don’t know.
If it has a consciousness, it should easily mean that yes, we are living in one. If a computer code can have ‘free will’ as we do, then by definition, any sufficiently advanced game of The Sims would involve Jack Daniels characters.
Think about it. The original Sims sold 16 million copies. That means that there are 16 million simulated universes. And that’s only the Sims. At this rate, the next Sims might be a crime against humanity. Not that EA seems to care.
But that hypothetical situation has been discussed many, many times. How about the other one?
If consciousness is limited to biology, then no. EA will be committing crimes against humanity for other reasons. We will truly be real in that case.
But, the argument isn’t over if we factor in god.
Some of us are atheists and dont believe in god, but some do. To avoid a shitstorm, I wont go into detail.
So, does ‘god’ over here actually control us, leaving us dangling in
the hands of fate? Or do we have actual free will?
So far, many religions seem to claim that Mr. God does give us free will. But then again, that writing could also be written by someone who thinks that they have free will, but is in fact, controlled.
In short, I have no idea.
Some may see this as a way to show that we should all be pessimistic and be passive/reactive. I disagree entirely.
To simply put it, I don’t care if my life is a simulation. I don’t care if I’m a bunch of 1s and 0s. I will continue to live it as if nothing was different. I will study on and make animations for the audience, aka you.
So I guess the real answer is: Who gives a shit?
My Discord: https://discord.gg/GK34wRt
My Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dummiescult
My Twitter: https://twitter.com/dummie1138")
![[SFM] If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games - (1 - 5) Supercut](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qaP-bEkO7sY/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM] If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games - (1 - 5) Supercut
I got bored and made this. If you have watched all 5 If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games, then you dont need to watch this. But I know most of you havent, so just watch the SFM. Most of you probably only watched the 3rd one.
Have you ever wondered what TF2 would be like if it was mixed with other games? No? Well, fuck you, because I did it anyway.
A few things of note:
I have made cuts to this video, and cut out some things that I found a bit boring. Sadly this axed a bit of 4 and 2.
I have made no attempt to touch up the animation. Because I generally dont find much point in remastering old SFMs. As long as the joke lands, thats good with me.
Some audio changes were made to Mixing 4 and 5.
Made by: Dummie (fucking duh)
https://steamcommunity.com/id/highfunctioningdummie
Previews available here: https://discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
Timestamp:
00:00 - Call of Duty
00:57 - Assassins Creed
01:37 - CS:GO
02:23 - Battlefield
03:12 - Fallout
04:17 - CS:GO
05:38 - Overwatch
06:01 - Payday 2
07:38 - GTA V
07:55 - Yandere Simulator
08:13 - Battlefield
09:26 - Civilization
10:28 - CS:GO
11:01 - Kerbal Space Program
12:15 - War Thunder
14:13 - Minecraft
15:21 - Metal Gear
15:39 - Guitar Hero
15:57 - Battlefield
17:11 - XCOM
18:53 - Stellaris
20:09 - GMod
20:47 - Slender
20:56 - Mirrors Edge
21:04 - Battlefield
22:28 - The Stanley Parable
23:58 - Among Us
25:16 - SUPERHOT
26:37 - Mario Kart
26:51 - Hitman
28:29 - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
29:23 - Arma 3
31:05 - Subnautica
31:21 - Battlefield
33:03 - Thank you for watching!
34:06 - Credits")
![(New Test Reel Available)[SFM] Spawndoor Sabotage (Saxxy Awards 2017 Comedy Test Reel)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rGIyfssVGmE/hqdefault.jpg "(New Test Reel Available)[SFM] Spawndoor Sabotage (Saxxy Awards 2017 Comedy Test Reel)
17/01/2018 Update: RIght. 100k. Slightly slower then Chess Game did, but still, many thanks to all my viewers.
09/11/2017 Update: 20K in 6 Days. Wow. Dummie would love to see this if he could in his jail cell in Siberia.
-H
As mentioned above, this is a Saxxy Awards 2017 test reel, so please share your thoughts on this video and how I can improve them.
I neither confirm nor deny that the RED Engie is Delfy.
Known Errors:
-0:32 Demos Nade Launcher
-0:53 Scouts hat clipping
-1:21 Demo having no hats
-1:34 Spy having no hats
-1:45 Scouts Scattergun being missing
-2:00 Static being too loud
-2:16 Spawndoor Missing
-2:30 Engies Phone clipping
A dickhead traps BLU in their spawn, stalling the round. And will BLU successfully break out of their ̶t̶o̶m̶b̶ spawn before the 3 minute limit that Valve imposes on Comedy entries is over?
Made by Dummie(RIP), Hoovy Tube, and VirgiLJM.
BTW, the dmx for if TF2 was mixed with other games is here. https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1bc6edndgkv2/If_TF2_was_mixed_with_other_games
Happy hunting.")
![[SFM/Gmod Collab] Engies Hitman Adventures Teaser #1](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rj4bQC3hebo/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM/Gmod Collab] Engies Hitman Adventures Teaser #1
I would like to remind everyone that this is actually still a thing.
Also, the deadline is currently the 3rd of October, 2018. This may be extended.
Rules: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nETUsUQjB6I
This teaser made possible by Jack5, SergioGaming, and psycholinchan.
https://www.youtube.com/user/jack5vlogging
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKFxu58j9Edg8RCJjjgozLw
https://www.youtube.com/user/YouLin18")
![[SFM] If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s4vPLIlBYOs/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM] If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games
14/11/2017 Update: Wow, 400k. If only Dummie was here, and not in a Siberian Gulag.
13/09/2017 Update: Dummie is currently in a Siberian Gulag for insulting our glorious Soviet Union. He will not be able to reply to the comments. Sorry.
-H
09/08/2017 Update: 250k views. WTF.
09/07/2017 Update: Holy shit 173k views. Thank you.
07/07/2017 Update: Yes, I will do a Part 2. Stop asking in the comments please.
Have you ever wondered what TF2 would feel like if we mixed it with other games? No? Well, fuck you, because I did it anyway.
Proudly presenting this video,, best served with a cyanide capsule, followed by Ubisoft lowering your lifeless corpse into that pathetic ditch you call a grave, so that Ubisoft can let you down one last time.(Evidently Im pissed at Ubi)
Some filler before I work full time on the Saxxies. I really have no life.
Link: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cvif939sn2s72io/AABQqbz06ZT9A4V7DOru8nopa?dl=0")
![[SFM] 10 Years of TF2](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s5oxlys2XZc/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM] 10 Years of TF2
Title says it all.
In memory of the Great Dummie, who is in a Siberia Gulag.
Part 1
In case you weren’t aware, TF2 was released on the 10th of October, 2007, alongside Portal and Half Life 2: Episode 2, as part of the Orange Box. As of this writing (19/08/2017) there are currently 248 online HL2:E2 players, 598 online Portal players, and 64905 online TF2 players. For a 10 year old game, TF2 is doing really well.
Think about it. Think of another 10 year old game that receives support. COD 4 is also turning 10 this year, but unlike TF2, its glory days are gone. Gone are the days of Boots on the ground, and came space ninjas ripped out of Titanfall. TF2 is also not in it’s heyday, (That would be 2011-2012, according to reddit), but at least the game is still the same. Right?
Not entirely. TF2 in 2007 is different from TF2 in 2017. Very.
We have hats. We have trading. We have the largest in-game economy in an online game. We have weapons. We have maps. We have custom maps. We had Quickplay. We have a matchmaking system that is shit. We have a competitive mode that is also shit. We have dancing.
A TF2 player from 2007 might look at 2017 TF2 and find that their Windows XP, 512 MB RAM, E6700 Intel supercomputer would have a hard time downloading that 19.8GB monster at 500kb/s. But after he/she’s done, they would probably fail to recognize TF2.
Or would they? Unlike Cod, TF2’s core hasn’t changed. There are still 9 classes, whose roles are still similar, and still have access to anything that was available in 2007. The core gameplay hasn’t changed too much.
This brings me to kitty. On the 21st of October, 2017, kitty0706 would have had died for 1000 days. Imagine we now reincarnate this TF2 veteran. What would he feel about TF2? Kitty died on the 27th of January, 2015, before Gun Mettle, before Invasion, before the trainwreck of Meet Your Match, and before the Pyro Update(Which I presume would be out in September).
Really, even during the 3 years that I have played this game (15/10/2014-Today) I have seen TF2 change, for better or for worse. Imagine a TF2 player who fell into a coma in 2007 and woke up today.
All in all, TF2 has changed a lot, and this is both a good thing and a bad thing.
Part 2
Why did we start playing TF2?
Because it was F2P and I wanted to try it out.
Because all my friends were playing it and if I didn’t, they’d leave me in the Fritzl basement.
Because I wanted to buy HL2:E2 and bought the Orange Box.
Because I was hyped for it since 1999.
Many many reasons.
Harder question. Why did we stick with TF2?
Because it’s core gameplay was interesting.
Because it was a lot of dumb fucking fun.
I don’t play TF2 anymore, fuck you.
The above reasons, realistically, won’t keep a game alive for 10 years. So what did?
Unlike most game communities, the TF2 community is where you can give the most contributions.
We have several trading sites, as well as specific trade servers. We have a website designed to bridge TF2’s pubs and competitive. We have a group dedicated to charity. We have communities, where content creators group up for collabs. We have a website designed to allow people to build maps. We have a community dedicated to giving shoutouts to TF2bers/TF2 videos.
We also have fantastic community servers, with brilliant people. I regularly play on Rushy Servers’ California and Australia Zombie servers, and that place, as well as the people there, have given me a lot of fun. I might as well give a shoutout to Jack5 and Acey here, also regulars on the server.
https://www.youtube.com/user/jack5vlogging
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj1xQ883QKFt1W0tY_qSkkA
Fact is, without the community, TF2 would have faded into obscurity long ago. The community has turned TF2 into more than a game. It’s a fucking life experience. Unlike other games, like CS:GO, Siege, and Overwatch, I don’t just play a game when I play TF2. I do a whole lot more.
So give yourself some applause, TF2 community, for keeping TF2 alive, and much more than just another dumb shooter in this growing FPS genre.
Part 3 is in the comments.")
![[SFM] Heavy Kills Engineer](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ta75putKRKw/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM] Heavy Kills Engineer
The Hitman Engie is placed into harms way in this Source Filmmaker animation as a Mafia Heavy desperately tries to assassinate him. Will he survive, or will he be struck down like my hopes and dreams were?
Yeah Im here. If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games 3 is next.
TL;DW: If you do something, its generally desirable to do it properly. Doing a generally less-than-optimal job is more likely going to result in disapproval. And shifting the blame to your employers may also be an unfavourable course of action. I may or may not have been spending time on Twitter. And I mar or may not be inspired by a tweet I saw back in 2017 which concerned me so much, I decided to animate an entire goddamned video as a rebuttal.
Of course, Im not that petty. I hope the message I was trying to get through in this SFM works. Failing that, I hope that you enjoyed it as a comedic piece of quality animation. Well, quality animation.
01/03/21 Update: For the last fucking time, Heavy Kills Engineer is not inspired by Heavy Is Dead. Look at the release dates m8.
Trivia: This SFM animation was supposed to be a minute long, and only have the explosion. Fuck.
Vote on Steam. As usual, no idea what it actually fucking does, just that something is done.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1757925946
Made by: Dummie (fucking duh)
https://steamcommunity.com/id/highfunctioningdummie
Discord Server, so that you can preview this: https://discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
Subtitles can be added here: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_video?v=ta75putKRKw&ref=share")
![[SFM/Gmod Collab] ANNOUNCEMENT: Engies Escape Adventures](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uiktaYlBL5A/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM/Gmod Collab] ANNOUNCEMENT: Engies Escape Adventures
So, new collab. Yeah.
Useful links: https://discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TGMM2M7BF4
For subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_video?ref=share&v=uiktaYlBL5A
Rules in text form:
1. Entries must be 16:9, at least 720p and around 30 FPS or greater
2. Entries must be between 0:30 and 1:30 in length
3. A small watermark must be in the bottom-right corner
Story Requirements.
1. The main character, Engie, is a RED Engineer wearing the Mining Light, Deus Specs and Pip-Boy
2. The ultimate goal of Engie in each entry is to escape from a location
3. Engie must enter a location, face some kind of conflict, then leave
Submission Requirements
1. Submit through discord.gg/GK34wRt in the #collabs channel as a Google Drive download
2. You must credit all music tracks and people involved in your entrys creation
3. You are to update your entry if recommendations are made by the collab organisers
4. The deadline is 03/01/2020 at 9pm HKT, 9am EDT, 11pm AEST
Additional Info
1. Realism is not a requirement, the more unusual the better
2. Try not to use music from the TF2 soundtrack
3. If you participated in the previous collab, try to use the same characters in your next entry
4. If you need help with anything, feel free to ask members of the Discord")
![[SFM] The Uncle Dane Vibrator](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vKBLYocg5Z4/hqdefault.jpg "[SFM] The Uncle Dane Vibrator
The perfect gift for Mothers Day.
If you want to use this video for anything, comment. I read them and will give you a version with a different watermark. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/GK34wRt
Yes, the Uncle Dane Vibrator. Its great to be back. Inspired by a mentally challenged Aussie who overdosed on memes and a dead hooker. Definitely the project that I will be taking to the 2018 Saxxy Awards.
Uncle Dane is probably the most memorable and memeable TF2 Youtuber to walk this earth. I cannot imagine a universe where Uncle Dane does not exist. And dont even get me started on the mixtapes. Those have made their way into meme heaven.
Uncle Dane is probably one of my favorite non-SFM TF2bers, if not one of my favorite YouTubers in general. So consider this video to be my tribute to the great and almighty Engie Man. May his reign as the largest active TF2 Youtuber last for the current millennia.
This is what every infomercial should strive to be. Eat your heart out, Tiny Desk Engineer.(jk love ur vids Dr. Lalve)
Inspired by Mediexcalibur2012s Sentry Beep Misuc Video and Dr. Lalves Tiny Desk Engineer, for those who apparently need more guidance when it comes to reading the end credits. Seriously guys. Youre not illiterate. Just read the credits and youll see inspired by Mediexcalibur2012.
-13/05/18
Uncle Dane: https://www.youtube.com/user/danethebrain
Medi: https://www.youtube.com/user/MediExcalibur2012
Skymin: https://www.youtube.com/user/SkyminSlash
Miss Moth: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZoCchfm4raL9SgAnWFVTzw
uberchain: https://www.youtube.com/user/uberchainYT")
