Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Bit of fun for you. The Clean Version to my removed by Youtube song! The original was age restricted so I had to remove it! You can hear the original here:
suno.com/s/GM6D2Tcr3ZV7L4Bx
Lyrics by me:
[Spoken Word]
Let's talk about all the different ways you can say duck!
[Verse 1]
Duck, ducked, ducking, ducker, duckface, duckhead, motherducker
Sister-ducker, cousin-ducker, every kind of ducker
Clusterduck, buttduck, mindduck, brainduck, skullduck too
Duck around, duck off, duck you, duck me, duck the zoo!
Duckwit, duckboy, ducktard, duckstick, duckbucket, ducktrumpet
Duckbag, ducknut, dumduck, dipduck - play it like a trumpet!
Pooduck, dickduck, ratduck, batduck, catduck supreme
Absolute duck-up, mega duck-up, living the ducking dream!
Duckface Jones, Duckface McGee, Duckface the Third
Duckington McDuckerson - have you heard?
Ducking spectacular, ducking magnificent, ducking divine
Ducking terrible, ducking horrible, nothing is fine!
[Pre-Chorus]
DUCK YEAH! DUCK NO!
DUCK THIS! DUCK THAT! LET'S DUCKING GO!
DUCK UP! DUCK DOWN!
DUCK THE KING! DUCK THE CROWN!
[Verse 2]
Holy duck, what the duck, why the duck, how the duck, when?
Who the duck, where the duck, here we ducking go again!
Duck me, duck that, duck it, duck this, duck it all to heck
Duckin' A, duckin' B, duckin' right, can't you ducking tell? Check!
Duck-all, jack-duck, diddly-duck, squat-duck, zero ducks to give
Don't give a duck, won't give a duck is how I ducking live
Ducking heck, ducking poo, ducking crikey, ducking wee
Ducking brilliant, ducking mint, ducking take the mickey!
For duck's sake, duck's sake, get to duck, away and duck
Duck about, duck around, I don't give a flying duck!
Duck knows, ducked if I know, duck me sideways, jeepers duck
Duck my life, duck my luck, I'm fresh out of duck!
[Breakdown]
Duckduckduckduck
[Chorus]
So many ducks! (SO MANY DUCKS!)
Too many ducks! (TOO MANY DUCKS!)
Running out of ducks! (OUT OF DUCKS!)
But here's MORE DUCKS! (MORE DUCKS!)
Count the ducks! (ONE TWO THREE!)
Spell the ducks! (D-U-C-K!)
Share the ducks! (FOR YOU AND ME!)
WE'RE DUCKING FREE!
[Verse 3]
Duckface McGee and the Duck-up Brigade march on
Duckernauts, duckateers, from dusk 'til ducking dawn
Duckington, Ducksville, Ducktown, population: YOU
Mayor of Duckburg, governor too, duck the whole crew!
Unduckable, unducked, unducking, unduckingbelievable mate
Duckable, duckworthy, totally-ducking-great
Overducked, underducked, perfectly-ducked just right
Semi-ducked, kinda-ducked, fighting the duck-fight tonight!
Duckstration (that's duck plus frustration)
Duckonomics (that's duck plus economics)
Duckitecture (duck plus architecture)
Ducksistentialism (deeply philosophical)
Abso-ducking-lutely, un-ducking-believable
Guarant-ducking-teed, un-ducking-achievable
Congratu-ducking-lations on your fan-ducking-tastic
Incompre-ducking-hensible, elastic-ducking-plastic!
[Verse 4]
Duck in the morning, duck in the night
Duck when it's wrong, duck when it's right
Duck up, duck down, duck left, duck right
Duck in the darkness, duck in the light!
Ducked up, ducked over, ducked around, ducked about
Ducked in, ducked out, ducked all throughout
Ducking ridiculous, ducking outrageous, ducking insane
Ducking stupid, ducking genius - duck my brain!
Old duck, young duck, middle-aged duck
Rich duck, poor duck, I don't give a duck
Smart duck, dumb duck, lazy duck, try
Sad duck, happy duck, duck it - let's fly!
[Bridge - rapid-fire spoken, increasing tempo]
Get ducked, stay ducked, deeply ducked, completely ducked,
Royally ducked, properly ducked, thoroughly ducked, utterly ducked,
Absolutely ducked, totally ducked, monumentally ducked,
Historically ducked, biblically ducked, astronomically ducked,
COSMICALLY DUCKED!
QUANTUMLY DUCKED!
INTER-DIMENSIONALLY DUCKED!
DUCK!
[Epic Instrumental - chaos unleashed]
[16 bars of pure electronic mayhem]
[Final Verse]
Duck this, duck that, duck everything in between
Duck the scene, duck the machine, duck the whole regime
Duck it up, duck it down, duck it inside out
That's what I'm ducking talking about - SHOUT!
Ducking legend, ducking hero, ducking absolute king
Ducking nothing, ducking nobody - don't mean a ducking thing!
From the bottom of my ducking heart to the top of my ducking head
These are all the ducks - and now they've all been ducking said!
[Final Chorus]
ALL THE DUCKS! (ALL THE DUCKS!)
EVERY DUCK! (EVERY DUCK!)
MAXIMUM DUCKS! (MAXIMUM DUCKS!)
CONGRATU-DUCKING-LATIONS!
EXCESSIVE DUCKS! (EXCESSIVE DUCKS!)
IMPRESSIVE DUCKS! (IMPRESSIVE DUCKS!)
OBSESSIVE DUCKS! (OBSESSIVE DUCKS!)
THIS IS DUCKING WONDERFUL!
[Outro]
And that... is just the tip... of the ducking... iceberg...
DUCK!
Bit of fun for you. The Clean Version to my removed by Youtube song! The original was age restricted so I had to remove it! You can hear the original here:
suno.com/s/GM6D2Tcr3ZV7L4Bx
Lyrics by me:
[Spoken Word]
Let's talk about all the different ways you can say duck!
[Verse 1]
Duck, ducked, ducking, ducker, duckface, duckhead, motherducker
Sister-ducker, cousin-ducker, every kind of ducker
Clusterduck, buttduck, mindduck, brainduck, skullduck too
Duck around, duck off, duck you, duck me, duck the zoo!
Duckwit, duckboy, ducktard, duckstick, duckbucket, ducktrumpet
Duckbag, ducknut, dumduck, dipduck - play it like a trumpet!
Pooduck, dickduck, ratduck, batduck, catduck supreme
Absolute duck-up, mega duck-up, living the ducking dream!
Duckface Jones, Duckface McGee, Duckface the Third
Duckington McDuckerson - have you heard?
Ducking spectacular, ducking magnificent, ducking divine
Ducking terrible, ducking horrible, nothing is fine!
[Pre-Chorus]
DUCK YEAH! DUCK NO!
DUCK THIS! DUCK THAT! LET'S DUCKING GO!
DUCK UP! DUCK DOWN!
DUCK THE KING! DUCK THE CROWN!
[Verse 2]
Holy duck, what the duck, why the duck, how the duck, when?
Who the duck, where the duck, here we ducking go again!
Duck me, duck that, duck it, duck this, duck it all to heck
Duckin' A, duckin' B, duckin' right, can't you ducking tell? Check!
Duck-all, jack-duck, diddly-duck, squat-duck, zero ducks to give
Don't give a duck, won't give a duck is how I ducking live
Ducking heck, ducking poo, ducking crikey, ducking wee
Ducking brilliant, ducking mint, ducking take the mickey!
For duck's sake, duck's sake, get to duck, away and duck
Duck about, duck around, I don't give a flying duck!
Duck knows, ducked if I know, duck me sideways, jeepers duck
Duck my life, duck my luck, I'm fresh out of duck!
[Breakdown]
Duckduckduckduck
[Chorus]
So many ducks! (SO MANY DUCKS!)
Too many ducks! (TOO MANY DUCKS!)
Running out of ducks! (OUT OF DUCKS!)
But here's MORE DUCKS! (MORE DUCKS!)
Count the ducks! (ONE TWO THREE!)
Spell the ducks! (D-U-C-K!)
Share the ducks! (FOR YOU AND ME!)
WE'RE DUCKING FREE!
[Verse 3]
Duckface McGee and the Duck-up Brigade march on
Duckernauts, duckateers, from dusk 'til ducking dawn
Duckington, Ducksville, Ducktown, population: YOU
Mayor of Duckburg, governor too, duck the whole crew!
Unduckable, unducked, unducking, unduckingbelievable mate
Duckable, duckworthy, totally-ducking-great
Overducked, underducked, perfectly-ducked just right
Semi-ducked, kinda-ducked, fighting the duck-fight tonight!
Duckstration (that's duck plus frustration)
Duckonomics (that's duck plus economics)
Duckitecture (duck plus architecture)
Ducksistentialism (deeply philosophical)
Abso-ducking-lutely, un-ducking-believable
Guarant-ducking-teed, un-ducking-achievable
Congratu-ducking-lations on your fan-ducking-tastic
Incompre-ducking-hensible, elastic-ducking-plastic!
[Verse 4]
Duck in the morning, duck in the night
Duck when it's wrong, duck when it's right
Duck up, duck down, duck left, duck right
Duck in the darkness, duck in the light!
Ducked up, ducked over, ducked around, ducked about
Ducked in, ducked out, ducked all throughout
Ducking ridiculous, ducking outrageous, ducking insane
Ducking stupid, ducking genius - duck my brain!
Old duck, young duck, middle-aged duck
Rich duck, poor duck, I don't give a duck
Smart duck, dumb duck, lazy duck, try
Sad duck, happy duck, duck it - let's fly!
[Bridge - rapid-fire spoken, increasing tempo]
Get ducked, stay ducked, deeply ducked, completely ducked,
Royally ducked, properly ducked, thoroughly ducked, utterly ducked,
Absolutely ducked, totally ducked, monumentally ducked,
Historically ducked, biblically ducked, astronomically ducked,
COSMICALLY DUCKED!
QUANTUMLY DUCKED!
INTER-DIMENSIONALLY DUCKED!
DUCK!
[Epic Instrumental - chaos unleashed]
[16 bars of pure electronic mayhem]
[Final Verse]
Duck this, duck that, duck everything in between
Duck the scene, duck the machine, duck the whole regime
Duck it up, duck it down, duck it inside out
That's what I'm ducking talking about - SHOUT!
Ducking legend, ducking hero, ducking absolute king
Ducking nothing, ducking nobody - don't mean a ducking thing!
From the bottom of my ducking heart to the top of my ducking head
These are all the ducks - and now they've all been ducking said!
[Final Chorus]
ALL THE DUCKS! (ALL THE DUCKS!)
EVERY DUCK! (EVERY DUCK!)
MAXIMUM DUCKS! (MAXIMUM DUCKS!)
CONGRATU-DUCKING-LATIONS!
EXCESSIVE DUCKS! (EXCESSIVE DUCKS!)
IMPRESSIVE DUCKS! (IMPRESSIVE DUCKS!)
OBSESSIVE DUCKS! (OBSESSIVE DUCKS!)
THIS IS DUCKING WONDERFUL!
[Outro]
And that... is just the tip... of the ducking... iceberg...
DUCK!
