Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I grew up in an apartment
That didn’t have a chimney
Some kids worried about not getting presents
But I knew Santa would always find me
Cause Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
If you’re a kid and you’re lost at sea
The best time for it to happen is Christmas Eve
Because when Santa comes to bring you your gifts
He can give you a ride home or say where the land is
All other days
All you can do is pray
And hope for intervention
From your deity
Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
I’m surprised we don’t hear more about Santa’s rescues
The kind of story that should make it on the news
But I don’t watch tv that much these days
So I wouldn’t know about any children who were saved
All other days
All you can do is pray
And hope for intervention
From your deity
Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
If you’re a bad kid who lacks a pure soul
Santa will still show up and give you some coal
But in this case, I wouldn’t expect a rescue
So you should be good so this won’t happen to you
It’s not that Santa wants kids to be lost in the ocean
If you’re thinking that way, I’ll dispel you of that notion
It’s just on Christmas Eve Santa’s pressed for time
And he can’t afford to spend it on naughty children who act out of line
Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
As for me, I’m no longer young
But it’s good that if a kid’s lost at sea... they will have someone
Santa and his sleigh are what they’ll see
At least on Christmas Eve
Santa and his sleigh are what they’ll see
At least on Christmas Eve
I grew up in an apartment
That didn’t have a chimney
Some kids worried about not getting presents
But I knew Santa would always find me
Cause Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
If you’re a kid and you’re lost at sea
The best time for it to happen is Christmas Eve
Because when Santa comes to bring you your gifts
He can give you a ride home or say where the land is
All other days
All you can do is pray
And hope for intervention
From your deity
Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
I’m surprised we don’t hear more about Santa’s rescues
The kind of story that should make it on the news
But I don’t watch tv that much these days
So I wouldn’t know about any children who were saved
All other days
All you can do is pray
And hope for intervention
From your deity
Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
If you’re a bad kid who lacks a pure soul
Santa will still show up and give you some coal
But in this case, I wouldn’t expect a rescue
So you should be good so this won’t happen to you
It’s not that Santa wants kids to be lost in the ocean
If you’re thinking that way, I’ll dispel you of that notion
It’s just on Christmas Eve Santa’s pressed for time
And he can’t afford to spend it on naughty children who act out of line
Santa and his sleigh are very magical
They will reach all the children despite any obstacle
And I’ll say this between me and you
I always got my gifts, so I know this is true
As for me, I’m no longer young
But it’s good that if a kid’s lost at sea... they will have someone
Santa and his sleigh are what they’ll see
At least on Christmas Eve
Santa and his sleigh are what they’ll see
At least on Christmas Eve
