Uploaded November 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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EDIT: 7/11/2021 In Youtube Studio I had to replace the first song with some stock music in order for it to be viewable to anyone besides myself again (even though I linked where to buy their music but y'know... I was probably going to make them bankrupt for all 100 views I have on this video). Sorry for the inconvenience.

Lynton Johnson has yet to get any work in his new home of Twinbrook, but he doesn't take a second to relax, putting all his energy into improving his humble property in hopes of enticing more roomies. But so far, his only roommate, Etsuko, has been nothing short of perfect. Well, almost, seeing as she has no official documentation piquing unwanted suspicion from Lynton, but also absolutely no guts to solve the crime--the first time in his career. He takes his attention away from her to start spreading flyers of his services around town, but he ends up saving a beautiful young woman from a gruff ex-boyfriend and actually gets her and her brother to live with him! Could he get any luckier? Well, yeah... because turns out she hates members of law enforcement. Bummer. His charms can only get him so far and he is left to solve the mystery in his own home.
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jesuseffingchrist sorry if there is any errors but i seriously tried to render this like 8 times, and re-rendered it 3 times because of mistakes and program crashing. Drove me fucking nuts--especially since I save like a maniac doing machima projects and my program would crash and despite saving up to the last action I did before it crashed, I'd lose some of my progress. So I'd have to go in and fix typos and sound/video misplacement over and over in my final look over before I rendered it. Then when I finally get it to render for me I missed a mistake and it cut off the ending and dkl;fsrtjnjkt;;
I wish I could say this was a good challenge, but making the video isn't hard. It's working with fussy programs!

Also I am sorry I have a fetish with twins in my writing. It seriously dawned on me halfway through this project that 2 of my 2 series have twins as main characters in it, both male/female pairs, too. Whoops. #original

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Songs (in order of appearance):

Intro: "Promise" by Eve 6
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/artist/eve-6/id535530
- Amazon: amazon.com/Horrorscope-Eve-6/dp/B00004U14O/ref=pd_bxgy_m_text_y



"Snake in the Desert" Some stock music from YouTube's audio selection. Just wanted something upbeat and would fit for summer time, like the original song did. Oh well.

"Ghost" by Katy Perry
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/prism/id690914133

- Amazon: amazon.com/Ghost/dp/B00FX8FAO0
"Life is Beautiful" from the Deadly Premonition OST

"Starstrukk" by 3Oh!3 ft. Katy Perry
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/gb/album/starstrukk-feat.-katy-perry/id330823124
-Amazon: amazon.com/Starstrukk-Feat-Katyperry-Explicit/dp/B002NRUG02

"La Tortura" by Shakira ft. Alejandro Sanz
- iTunes: amazon.com/La-Tortura/dp/B00137MI7M
- Amazon: amazon.com/La-Tortura/dp/B00137MI7M

"Rabiosa" (Spanish version) by Shakira ft. El Cata
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/es/album/rabiosa/id442374034
- Amazon: amazon.com/Rabiosa/dp/B0046235LE

"Pokerface (Dave Audé Radio Edit)" by Lady Gaga, remixed by David Audé
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/poker-face-remixes-ep/id299442104
- Amazon: amazon.com/Poker-Face-Dave-Aud%C3%A9-Remix/dp/B001NBPWJ4

"Who Am I Living For?" by Katy Perry
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/teenage-dream-complete-confection/id507778407
-Amazon: amazon.com/Who-Am-I-Living-For/dp/B003Y3USX4

"I Love You" Instrumental composed by Teddy Park of YG Entertainment; vocals performed by 2NE1

"Snegopady" ("Snowfalls") by t.A.T.u.
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/happy-smiles/id294025503
-Amazon: amazon.com/Snegopady/dp/B001KQK936

"Promise" (Piano cover) from the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack

"Mirror" from the Fatal Frame 1 soundtrack

"She Just Wanted to Live" from the Fatal Frame 1 soundtrack

"Music box" from the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack

"Sexxx Dreams" Unofficial Instrumental; vocals performed by Lady Gaga

"Sexxx Dreams" by Lady Gaga
- iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/artpop/id687591810
- Amazon: amazon.com/Sexxx-Dreams-Explicit/dp/B00GHJ6RBE