Rocket Mare (MLP parody of Rocket Man) - The Maretian @dogman15
Rocket Mare (MLP parody of Rocket Man) - The Maretian  @dogman15
Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
This song is inspired by "The Maretian", a fan fiction written by Kris Overstreet. You can read it here: fimfiction.net/story/396744/the-maretian

This song is a parody of "Rocket Man", by Elton John.
Video thumbnail art by Not-Ordinary-Pony (aka Stellarway). derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-not-dash-ordinary-dash-pony

Cherry Berry just wants to get off of Mars and back to flying a rocket, or other flying machines. She and the rest of her crew (Starlight Glimmer, Spitfire, Dragonfly, and Fireball) just want to get back to Equestria. But they're stuck on Mars with Mark Watney.

Lyrics:
Mission Log – Sol 193
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And it’s gonna be time to try and do it all again
I don’t have time to stop, no time to think
Repairs that must be done
And it is all my fault

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'til the magic batteries are back online
I'm not the only one who’s stuck out here
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket mare
Rocket mare burnin' out to bring her crew back home

and I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'til I can look myself right in the eye
I'm not the mare they think I am out here
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket mare
Rocket mare burnin' out her fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a tree
In fact, it's near impossible
So that’s why sometimes I stare at the saplings
There’s one more thing I don't understand
Just why they all put their faith in me
A rocket mare
A rocket mare

and I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'til the magic batteries are back online
I'm not the only one who’s stuck out here
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket mare
Rocket mare burnin' out to bring her crew back home

and I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'til I can look myself right in the eye
I'm not the mare they think I am out here
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket mare
Rocket mare burnin' out her fuse up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

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