Uploaded October 2021 | Updated September 2026, 20 hours ago

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Lockdown frustrations - internet form filling.

The Case of the Missing Asterix*

Why are you there?*
Why do you exist?*
You questions
without an asterix*
Why ask me things you
need not know?*
I need to know
I need to know
Those twinkle twinkle
little stars**
I need to know
where the fuck
they are….
I need to know
I need to know
Are you a trick?*
Are you a message?*
Are you sick?*
Or just some
passive aggressive
lifeless
troll
extracting
shit
you need not know?*
I need to know
I need to know
I need to know
I need to know

(c) RKelly 2021

No, I am not a Robot

Last time I looked
I was not a
Robot.
I was capable
of
self-reflection
and
I could walk and talk
without wi-fi
connection.
But I see
O Hidden-one
you doubt me
by
testing me.
Robots
it seems
can’t configure
bad
calligraphy
or find
boats or trees
in crap
photography.
O Hidden-one
you can be so nice
for
you let me falter
once or twice.
O hidden one
at least on this
we can agree
to err is human
and ne’er a vice.
While Robots
can lie and
tick the box
and brazenly say
they are something
they are not.
But Robots
it seems
are a cinch
to outwit….
it appears they are
as
thick
as
shit.
But is it they
that play this game?
To fool us
that
they lack a brain
while they plot
and scheme
their cunning plan
to rid their world
of
beast and man.

(c) RKelly 2021