Uploaded September 2006 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
A six-minute standup set (that's right, no guitar) from comedian Rob Paravonian from a show at Zanies Comedy Club in Chicago, Illinois. Subjects include Pimp My Ride, being a musician, affluent roommates, corporate culture, being searched for drugs, and more!
A six-minute standup set (that's right, no guitar) from comedian Rob Paravonian from a show at Zanies Comedy Club in Chicago, Illinois. Subjects include Pimp My Ride, being a musician, affluent roommates, corporate culture, being searched for drugs, and more!
![This Cup o Noodles commercial gets real [52 Sellout Week 22]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xLisVI1psSw/mqdefault.jpg "This Cup o Noodles commercial gets real [52 Sellout Week 22]
If youre buying instant noodles lets not sugarcoat things: youve ruined your life. And this commercial is honest about it.
This is week 22 of 52 Sellout, and you can see all of the commercials at my 52 Sellout playlist!")
![I’m as Broke as Kansas [lyric video]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x_KonTmfIFg/mqdefault.jpg "I’m as Broke as Kansas [lyric video]
You can have your econ degrees and wonky political symposia, Ill take a southern rock jam over that any day of the week, thank you very much! Supply-side economics doesn’t stand a chance against the tasty licks and fat groove of this rocker!
Released as part of the Blindisght 2020 EP!
Here it is on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5xpXoGsdsBr7G1Y4CFqudK
And for you Apple Music fans: https://music.apple.com/us/album/blindsight-2020-ep/1542903155
Here are the lyrics:
Who would have thought the money would run out
When you stopped bringing money in?
And when I try something that doesn’t work
I can’t wait to try it again
I got tired of always having to win
Now I’m as broke as Kansas
I couldn’t afford my school
And I’ve taken out payday loans
All my rainy day reserves
Have already been blown
I’ve pawned nearly everything I own
Now I’m as broke as Kansas
You know I still believe
Though everyone can see
That everything around me is going down in flames
But I still sleep at night
‘Cause I always think I’m right
And I always find someone else to blame
Thats why I’m as broke as Kansas
You could tell I’d wind up here
If you took one look at my plan
People say I should to make a change
But change ain’t who I am
Im not stubborn, I’m just living in a van
‘Cause I’m as broke as Kansas
My belief was pure
I couldn’t be more sure
That what I did would help me to be strong
But now Im in a bind
And I still won’t change my mind
Cause I can’t learn if I won’t admit I’m wrong
That’s why I’m as broke as Kansas
Other people would see what’s going on
And would figure out that they had had enough
But I’ll stick with things I’ve believed all along
I’d rather be wrong and look tough
Thats why I’m as broke as Kansas
Im as broke as Kansas
Im as broke as Kansas
Im as broke as Kansas")
