Uploaded March 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Here's the song "Buffet, Oh Yeah!" from the First Night show, now in its own clip for easy sharability!

Here are the lyrics:

First course, eat like a horse,
I'm a force to be reckoned with
You don't know who you messin’ with
My food gets a blessing with
Ranch dressing, throw it on by the ladle
with a dose so high the doctor says it's fatal
From the cradle to the grave
big food is all I crave
So when I see it all lined up
I don’t know how to behave
Gotta get my money's worth so I’ll surf and turf
And eat 'til I burst and take some home in my purse

Buffet! Oh, yay!
I paid once I'm gonna stay all day, at the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
Look at all the plates that I can fit on my tray, at the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
How much food can I put away? At the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
I think I ate too much ’cause I can’t feel my legs

Everything thing needs to be tried
every entrée and side
I'll let it inside me if it's breaded and fried
Why decide? Take it all,
everything is included
Every tray should be looted
until your body’s polluted
If you computed all the calories that you’re throwing down
It’s probably enough to equal twenty-five pounds
But drown out the haters
you can deal with them later
There’s no one here to stop you
’cause the place has no waiters, at the

Buffet! Oh, yay!
I'll attack that line like a Green Beret, at the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
You're gonna get run over if you get in my way, at the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
Eating is a special skill on my resumé, at the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
If I don' eat it they're just gonna throw it away

And I didn't even mention, desert has its own section
When I finish all the entrees
I head straight in that direction
My affection for cakes and pies is so high
That my eyes are bigger than my butt
has ever been wide
There’s a chocolate fountain I enjoy so much
I think I'm sinnin’
Especially since all the chirren
put their fingers in it
Every minute I have access to this bountiful spread
Is a minute I don't spend my life drowning in dread, at the

Buffet! Oh, yay!
This place is like a church and I came here to pray, at the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
When I see this many options I go totally cray! At the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
If they run out of food I’m gonna eat the display, at the
Buffet! Oh, yay!
Don’t judge me this is my cheat day! At the
Buffet! Oh, yay!