Uploaded March 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Experimental music video designed by Parry Gripp to help you mellow out and chill.

WARNING: Please do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while watching this video. That includes flying a plane, driving a dump truck or school bus, operating a waffle maker, manning an omelet bar at a buffet, etc.

Relaxin’ turtle, chilling on rock
(That turtle’s chilling on a rock)
Relaxin’ turtle, just sitting on that rock
(Oh the picture is shaky, but he’s chilling on a rock)

A duck sticks his butt in the air
Turtle’s cool
(‘cause he don’t care)

That bird is getting in his personal space
No, he don’t mind
(there’s lots of room for everybody)

It’s a turtle fantasy,
Sitting on a rock where the sun is shiny
Relaxin’ turtle
(random cat, random cat, random random cat)

Take moment, lean back
And visualize yourself as that turtle
Relaxing on the rock,
Arms stretched out under the sun
Feel your stress melt away
And your troubles sink under the water
Awww, that’s right
Now follow that turtle
As he floats up into space!
(random cat, random random cat)
Ha ha ha!

(begin mouth saxophone solo)

Can’t afford a saxophone
That’s okay!

(Looking good in that shell)
(A turtley, turtley, turtley, turtley)
(Relaxin’… maxin’ and relaxin’)

Relaxin’ turtle, just sitting on that rock

(random cat)