Uploaded November 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
What would happen if Steve, a Minecrafter, stepped into the real world? Find out in this new Max Benedek Quickie.
What would happen if Steve, a Minecrafter, stepped into the real world? Find out in this new Max Benedek Quickie.

![There is a Robloxian in my house 12!
Transcript:
TIARIMH 12
AGATHOR193 [A]
LEPATGREEN [L]
MAX [M]
BOB [B]
MAGICCARROT [C]
OPENING SCENE IN MAXS ROOM
MAX IS SLEEPING
M - A-ALEXIS?
A - OHAI DERE. I R WATCHIN U.
M - UM, OK.
A - HAVE ANY GOOD DREAMS YET?
M - UHHH, NO...
A - JUST CHECKIN. HAVE YOURSELF A FINE SLEEP.
M - OK.
INTRO PLAYS *PART 12*
THREE NOOBS COME UP AND SAY IN UNISON - 2 HOURS LATER...
SHOWS MAX LAYING DOWN
SOMEONE BANGS ON THE DOOR
B - MAX! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP! NOW!
M - NO.
B - GET UP, OR IM OPENING THIS DOOR.
M - OH WOW, IM SOOO SCARED.
B - OK, IM OPENING THIS DOOR.
MAX STARES.
THE DOOR DOESNT OPEN.
M - ARE YOU OPENING THE DOOR?
B - YEAH.
MAX WAITS.
M - TODAY BOB! TODAY!
B - OK, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
M - *SIGH* YOU CANT OPEN THE DOOR.
B - YES I CAN MAX! WATCH!
M - ITS LOCKED, YOU IDIOT.
B - *PAUSE* I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
M - AHOHO, NOW THERES A SHOCKER!
B - MAX OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!
MAX OPENS THE DOOR.
M - WHAT?
B - GLAH! YOU SPIT ALL OVER MY FACE! BLEH... ANYWAY, AGATHOR193 IS IN THE LIVING ROOM.
M - OK.
B - AAAND, HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
M - A DURH A DURH A DURH... I KNOW THAT NUMSKULL.
B - SHUT UP! YOU ACTED LIKE YOU DIDNT!
M - I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!
B - OH YOU CANT SLIP PAST ME? YOU FATTY!
M - MUTILATED BALL SACK.
B - MAX, JUST GO TALK TO... MUTILATED BALL SACK??
MAX LOOKS AROUND.
LIVING ROOM.
M - SO, I SEE YOU SENT MR. STRAWBERRY LOVING FREAK OVER TO MY BEDROOM TO GET ME. WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT?
A - HERES THE DEAL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND, AND HE IS VERY GOOD WITH DEALING WITH PEOPLE LIKE BOB.
B - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
M - TEAR YOUR NUTS OFF PERHAPS?
B - WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
M - OH, NOTHING, SO YOU IS THIS YOUR FRIEND?
A - YES, HIS NAME IS MAGICCARROT.
C - HEAH FOUR-EYES, IM MAGICCARROT.
M - THIS GUY DOESNT LOOK LIKE HE CAN HANDLE BOBS TANTRUMS, AFTER ALL, BOB IS SO ANNOYING, I THINK I SHOULD JUST CUT BOBS
HEAD OFF, I MEAN, THAT COULD SOLVE SO MUCH MORE PROBLEMS...
B - MAX, YOU JUST WHISPERED THAT TO ME!
M - OH, UH, OK. ALEXIS, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
A - WHY?
M - JUST OVER HERE, JUS-JUST FOR A SEC..
A - OH, OK-OK.
M - LISTEN, I DONT THINK THIS GUY IS CAPABLE.
A - WHY IS THAT?
M - I I THINK HES THE BIG N WORD.
A - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
M - I MEANT THAT HES A NOOB.
A - OH, UH, OH, RIGHT, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT, WELL, ITS UNIMPORTANT...
C - WHATTAYA SAYIN ABOUT ME?
M - DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU CARROTCAKE?
C - NO, BUT I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU BEFORE YOUR MOM SAID SOMETHING TO YOUR DAD!
B - HAHA! GOOD ONE!
M - THAT WASNT FUNNY BOB, AND MAGICCARROT, YOURE A VEGETABLE, SO SHUT UP!
M - SEE WHAT I MEAN?
A - YEAH, ILL TALK TO HIM.
MAX IS SITTING IN HIS ROOM.
B - MAX, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? I FEEL KIND OF BAD.
M - NO.
B - DUDE, YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY, WHATS WRONG OR SOMETHING.
M - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
B - I WANT A HAPPY MEAL.
M - NO.
B - MAX! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL, AND I DONT KNOW WHERE THE MCDONALDS IS, SO SHOW ME!
M - UHM, NO.
B - MUST EAT CHEESEBURGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
M - OH MY GOD!
B - AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
M - OK, OK. HOLY MOTHER OF FRIED CHICKEN.
IN THE KITCHEN.
C - I WANT CARROTS.
M - YOU ARE A CARROT.
C - EXACTLY I LIEK CARROTS SO I ARE A CARROT OLOLOLOLOL. AND BOB TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO GET HIM SOME STRAWBERRIES OR
HE WILL BREAK EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE...
M - DONT GET YOUR- IS THAT A STRAWBERRY ON THE FLOOR?
RUNNING NOISES
B - WHERE?
M - KILL HIM.
CARROT SHOOTS BOB.
MAX THROWS TRASH BAG IN THE DUMPSTER.
A - MAX, DID YOU JUST THROW BOB AWAY?
M - UHM, YES.
A - WHAT ABOUT CARROT?
M - OH, HES, AROUND...
LEPATGREEN WALKS BY.
M & A - LEPATGREEN!
M - I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
L - YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT TOO.
M - W- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
L - TO THE GREENHOUSE.
M - TO DO WHAT?
L - PICK SOME CARROTS.
M - I THINK MAGICCARROT ATE THEM ALL.
L - OK, WELL, ILL PICK SOME STRAWBERRIES THEN.
M - BOB ATE THEM ALL.
L - WELL WHAT IS DOWN THERE TO EAT?
M - NOTHING. JUST PLANTS.
L - ILL EAT THOSE THEN...
M - DUDE, YOULL DIE IF YOU EAT THOSE PLANTS...
L - I DONT CARE, IM HUNGRY.
M - I THOUGHT ROBLOXIANS DIDNT GET HUNGRY...
A - THATS ONLY IN ROBLOXIA. HEY MAX?
M - YES?
A - WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD NAME MY GARBAGE DUMP PLACE?
M - I WOULD CAST MY VOTE FOR DUKES.
A - DUKES?
M - YES, IT WOULD BE NAMED AFTER THE WORD DUKEY, BECUASE EVERYTHING IN THAT PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT. There is a Robloxian in my house 12!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vn_cO2fsZLU/mqdefault.jpg)


