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Transcript:
TIARIMH 12
AGATHOR193 [A]
LEPATGREEN [L]
MAX [M]
BOB [B]
MAGICCARROT [C]
OPENING SCENE IN MAX'S ROOM
MAX IS SLEEPING
M - A-ALEXIS?
A - OHAI DERE. I R WATCHIN U.
M - UM, OK.
A - HAVE ANY GOOD DREAMS YET?
M - UHHH, NO...
A - JUST CHECKIN'. HAVE YOURSELF A FINE SLEEP.
M - OK.
INTRO PLAYS *PART 12*
THREE NOOBS COME UP AND SAY IN UNISON - 2 HOURS LATER...
SHOWS MAX LAYING DOWN
SOMEONE BANGS ON THE DOOR
B - MAX! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP! NOW!
M - NO.
B - GET UP, OR I'M OPENING THIS DOOR.
M - OH WOW, I'M SOOO SCARED.
B - OK, I'M OPENING THIS DOOR.
MAX STARES.
THE DOOR DOESN'T OPEN.
M - ARE YOU OPENING THE DOOR?
B - YEAH.
MAX WAITS.
M - TODAY BOB! TODAY!
B - OK, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
M - *SIGH* YOU CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.
B - YES I CAN MAX! WATCH!
M - IT'S LOCKED, YOU IDIOT.
B - *PAUSE* I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
M - AHOHO, NOW THERE'S A SHOCKER!
B - MAX OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!
MAX OPENS THE DOOR.
M - WHAT?
B - GLAH! YOU SPIT ALL OVER MY FACE! BLEH... ANYWAY, AGATHOR193 IS IN THE LIVING ROOM.
M - OK.
B - AAAND, HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
M - A DURH A DURH A DURH... I KNOW THAT NUMSKULL.
B - SHUT UP! YOU ACTED LIKE YOU DIDN'T!
M - I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!
B - OH YOU CAN'T SLIP PAST ME? YOU FATTY!
M - MUTILATED BALL SACK.
B - MAX, JUST GO TALK TO... MUTILATED BALL SACK??
MAX LOOKS AROUND.
LIVING ROOM.
M - SO, I SEE YOU SENT MR. STRAWBERRY LOVING FREAK OVER TO MY BEDROOM TO GET ME. WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
A - HERE'S THE DEAL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND, AND HE IS VERY GOOD WITH DEALING WITH PEOPLE LIKE BOB.
B - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
M - TEAR YOUR NUTS OFF PERHAPS?
B - WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
M - OH, NOTHING, SO YOU IS THIS YOUR FRIEND?
A - YES, HIS NAME IS MAGICCARROT.
C - HEAH FOUR-EYES, I'M MAGICCARROT.
M - THIS GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE CAN HANDLE BOB'S TANTRUMS, AFTER ALL, BOB IS SO ANNOYING, I THINK I SHOULD JUST CUT BOB'S
HEAD OFF, I MEAN, THAT COULD SOLVE SO MUCH MORE PROBLEMS...
B - MAX, YOU JUST WHISPERED THAT TO ME!
M - OH, UH, OK. ALEXIS, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
A - WHY?
M - JUST OVER HERE, JUS-JUST FOR A SEC..
A - OH, OK-OK.
M - LISTEN, I DON'T THINK THIS GUY IS CAPABLE.
A - WHY IS THAT?
M - I I THINK HE'S THE BIG 'N' WORD.
A - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
M - I MEANT THAT HE'S A NOOB.
A - OH, UH, OH, RIGHT, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT, WELL, IT'S UNIMPORTANT...
C - WHATTAYA SAYIN ABOUT ME?
M - DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU CARROTCAKE?
C - NO, BUT I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU BEFORE YOUR MOM SAID SOMETHING TO YOUR DAD!
B - HAHA! GOOD ONE!
M - THAT WASN'T FUNNY BOB, AND MAGICCARROT, YOU'RE A VEGETABLE, SO SHUT UP!
M - SEE WHAT I MEAN?
A - YEAH, I'LL TALK TO HIM.
MAX IS SITTING IN HIS ROOM.
B - MAX, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? I FEEL KIND OF BAD.
M - NO.
B - DUDE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, WHAT'S WRONG OR SOMETHING.
M - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
B - I WANT A HAPPY MEAL.
M - NO.
B - MAX! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL, AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MCDONALDS IS, SO SHOW ME!
M - UHM, NO.
B - MUST EAT CHEESEBURGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
M - OH MY GOD!
B - AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
M - OK, OK. HOLY MOTHER OF FRIED CHICKEN.
IN THE KITCHEN.
C - I WANT CARROTS.
M - YOU ARE A CARROT.
C - EXACTLY I LIEK CARROTS SO I ARE A CARROT OLOLOLOLOL. AND BOB TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO GET HIM SOME STRAWBERRIES OR
HE WILL BREAK EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE...
M - DON'T GET YOUR- IS THAT A STRAWBERRY ON THE FLOOR?
RUNNING NOISES
B - WHERE?
M - KILL HIM.
CARROT SHOOTS BOB.
MAX THROWS TRASH BAG IN THE DUMPSTER.
A - MAX, DID YOU JUST THROW BOB AWAY?
M - UHM, YES.
A - WHAT ABOUT CARROT?
M - OH, HE'S, AROUND...
LEPATGREEN WALKS BY.
M & A - LEPATGREEN!
M - I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
L - YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT TOO.
M - W- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
L - TO THE GREENHOUSE.
M - TO DO WHAT?
L - PICK SOME CARROTS.
M - I THINK MAGICCARROT ATE THEM ALL.
L - OK, WELL, I'LL PICK SOME STRAWBERRIES THEN.
M - BOB ATE THEM ALL.
L - WELL WHAT IS DOWN THERE TO EAT?
M - NOTHING. JUST PLANTS.
L - I'LL EAT THOSE THEN...
M - DUDE, YOU'LL DIE IF YOU EAT THOSE PLANTS...
L - I DON'T CARE, I'M HUNGRY.
M - I THOUGHT ROBLOXIANS DIDN'T GET HUNGRY...
A - THAT'S ONLY IN ROBLOXIA. HEY MAX?
M - YES?
A - WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD NAME MY GARBAGE DUMP PLACE?
M - I WOULD CAST MY VOTE FOR DUKES.
A - DUKES?
M - YES, IT WOULD BE NAMED AFTER THE WORD DUKEY, BECUASE EVERYTHING IN THAT PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
Transcript:
TIARIMH 12
AGATHOR193 [A]
LEPATGREEN [L]
MAX [M]
BOB [B]
MAGICCARROT [C]
OPENING SCENE IN MAX'S ROOM
MAX IS SLEEPING
M - A-ALEXIS?
A - OHAI DERE. I R WATCHIN U.
M - UM, OK.
A - HAVE ANY GOOD DREAMS YET?
M - UHHH, NO...
A - JUST CHECKIN'. HAVE YOURSELF A FINE SLEEP.
M - OK.
INTRO PLAYS *PART 12*
THREE NOOBS COME UP AND SAY IN UNISON - 2 HOURS LATER...
SHOWS MAX LAYING DOWN
SOMEONE BANGS ON THE DOOR
B - MAX! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP! NOW!
M - NO.
B - GET UP, OR I'M OPENING THIS DOOR.
M - OH WOW, I'M SOOO SCARED.
B - OK, I'M OPENING THIS DOOR.
MAX STARES.
THE DOOR DOESN'T OPEN.
M - ARE YOU OPENING THE DOOR?
B - YEAH.
MAX WAITS.
M - TODAY BOB! TODAY!
B - OK, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
M - *SIGH* YOU CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.
B - YES I CAN MAX! WATCH!
M - IT'S LOCKED, YOU IDIOT.
B - *PAUSE* I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
M - AHOHO, NOW THERE'S A SHOCKER!
B - MAX OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!
MAX OPENS THE DOOR.
M - WHAT?
B - GLAH! YOU SPIT ALL OVER MY FACE! BLEH... ANYWAY, AGATHOR193 IS IN THE LIVING ROOM.
M - OK.
B - AAAND, HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
M - A DURH A DURH A DURH... I KNOW THAT NUMSKULL.
B - SHUT UP! YOU ACTED LIKE YOU DIDN'T!
M - I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!
B - OH YOU CAN'T SLIP PAST ME? YOU FATTY!
M - MUTILATED BALL SACK.
B - MAX, JUST GO TALK TO... MUTILATED BALL SACK??
MAX LOOKS AROUND.
LIVING ROOM.
M - SO, I SEE YOU SENT MR. STRAWBERRY LOVING FREAK OVER TO MY BEDROOM TO GET ME. WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
A - HERE'S THE DEAL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND, AND HE IS VERY GOOD WITH DEALING WITH PEOPLE LIKE BOB.
B - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
M - TEAR YOUR NUTS OFF PERHAPS?
B - WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
M - OH, NOTHING, SO YOU IS THIS YOUR FRIEND?
A - YES, HIS NAME IS MAGICCARROT.
C - HEAH FOUR-EYES, I'M MAGICCARROT.
M - THIS GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE CAN HANDLE BOB'S TANTRUMS, AFTER ALL, BOB IS SO ANNOYING, I THINK I SHOULD JUST CUT BOB'S
HEAD OFF, I MEAN, THAT COULD SOLVE SO MUCH MORE PROBLEMS...
B - MAX, YOU JUST WHISPERED THAT TO ME!
M - OH, UH, OK. ALEXIS, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
A - WHY?
M - JUST OVER HERE, JUS-JUST FOR A SEC..
A - OH, OK-OK.
M - LISTEN, I DON'T THINK THIS GUY IS CAPABLE.
A - WHY IS THAT?
M - I I THINK HE'S THE BIG 'N' WORD.
A - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
M - I MEANT THAT HE'S A NOOB.
A - OH, UH, OH, RIGHT, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT, WELL, IT'S UNIMPORTANT...
C - WHATTAYA SAYIN ABOUT ME?
M - DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU CARROTCAKE?
C - NO, BUT I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU BEFORE YOUR MOM SAID SOMETHING TO YOUR DAD!
B - HAHA! GOOD ONE!
M - THAT WASN'T FUNNY BOB, AND MAGICCARROT, YOU'RE A VEGETABLE, SO SHUT UP!
M - SEE WHAT I MEAN?
A - YEAH, I'LL TALK TO HIM.
MAX IS SITTING IN HIS ROOM.
B - MAX, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? I FEEL KIND OF BAD.
M - NO.
B - DUDE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, WHAT'S WRONG OR SOMETHING.
M - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
B - I WANT A HAPPY MEAL.
M - NO.
B - MAX! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL, AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MCDONALDS IS, SO SHOW ME!
M - UHM, NO.
B - MUST EAT CHEESEBURGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
M - OH MY GOD!
B - AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
M - OK, OK. HOLY MOTHER OF FRIED CHICKEN.
IN THE KITCHEN.
C - I WANT CARROTS.
M - YOU ARE A CARROT.
C - EXACTLY I LIEK CARROTS SO I ARE A CARROT OLOLOLOLOL. AND BOB TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO GET HIM SOME STRAWBERRIES OR
HE WILL BREAK EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE...
M - DON'T GET YOUR- IS THAT A STRAWBERRY ON THE FLOOR?
RUNNING NOISES
B - WHERE?
M - KILL HIM.
CARROT SHOOTS BOB.
MAX THROWS TRASH BAG IN THE DUMPSTER.
A - MAX, DID YOU JUST THROW BOB AWAY?
M - UHM, YES.
A - WHAT ABOUT CARROT?
M - OH, HE'S, AROUND...
LEPATGREEN WALKS BY.
M & A - LEPATGREEN!
M - I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
L - YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT TOO.
M - W- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
L - TO THE GREENHOUSE.
M - TO DO WHAT?
L - PICK SOME CARROTS.
M - I THINK MAGICCARROT ATE THEM ALL.
L - OK, WELL, I'LL PICK SOME STRAWBERRIES THEN.
M - BOB ATE THEM ALL.
L - WELL WHAT IS DOWN THERE TO EAT?
M - NOTHING. JUST PLANTS.
L - I'LL EAT THOSE THEN...
M - DUDE, YOU'LL DIE IF YOU EAT THOSE PLANTS...
L - I DON'T CARE, I'M HUNGRY.
M - I THOUGHT ROBLOXIANS DIDN'T GET HUNGRY...
A - THAT'S ONLY IN ROBLOXIA. HEY MAX?
M - YES?
A - WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD NAME MY GARBAGE DUMP PLACE?
M - I WOULD CAST MY VOTE FOR DUKES.
A - DUKES?
M - YES, IT WOULD BE NAMED AFTER THE WORD DUKEY, BECUASE EVERYTHING IN THAT PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
