Uploaded February 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Ironically (because of the title) I forgot to do the skillpoint to turn 16 Test-Squirrels into sheep.

I'm disappointed that the dialogue from the Fizzwidgetbot when giving the tour to Space Tourists no longer plays, but it does make the You're my hero! skillpoint go a bit quicker. I managed to find the dialogue that originally played in the PS2 versions online:

*Greeting
Welcome to the Megacorp Armoury, I'm here to give you a guided tour of Megacorp's magnificent achievements in missile technology.

*First rocket
Megacorp manufactures everything from hair products to pet toys, and even intergalactic missiles with facial recognition technology, like this one here.

*Second rocket
I advise that you refrain from feeding the local wildlife. They can get quite testy! Here's another missile, and I forget the name of, but its really big and goes really far!

*Third rocket
This is the ZX9 galaxy cruise rocket, used to transport our first test squirrel, Bobo, into a black hole. Sadly, Bobo never returned, but he'll always be remembered as one of Megacorp's furry pioneers.

*Fourth rocket
Finally, we have the Triple-B for Big Baah Bomb**, heh heh heh. This popular product was instrumental in defeating our competitors and making Megacorp the one and only choice.

**I always heard it as "Big Bad Boss" but I guess it's not important.

*Departure
Thank you for visiting the Megacorp Armoury. Are there any questions? No? Well have a safe trip, and don't forget to visit our souvenir shop! Goodbye!