Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago
Check out Space Marine 2’s Techmarine update here: bit.ly/3Oaugdc
Sponsored by Focus Entertainment
MERCH: orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer
TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
PATREON: patreon.com/SolelySingleton
On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric go through all the tyranid weapons, melee or ranged, and rank them all on a tier list. I think for the first time ever their bad taste won’t get in the way. It’s pretty hard to look at a tyranid weapon and not put it into S Tier. So cross your fingers and tune in to hear all about venom sacks, venom spears, venom bullets, venom claws…
SHOW LINKS:
Brad’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social
Eric’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social
OTHER EPISODES OF THIS SERIES:
Ranking Imperium Guns:
youtube.com/watch?v=6sDeGbrTeW8&t=12s
Ranking Ork Guns:
youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4
Ranking Aeldari Weapons:
youtube.com/watch?v=u4kXM5igmAI
Ranking T’au Guns:
youtube.com/watch?v=pZWRkG9utvo
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Hello and Welcome
02:37 They are all weird and gross
03:43 Spinefist
06:32 Spine Banks
08:15 Stinger Salvos / Cluster Spines
09:21 Spike Rifle
10:37 Toxinjector Harpoons
11:59 Flesh Hooks (Lictor)
12:51 Shockcannon (Hive Guard)
15:07 Barbed Strangler and Stranglethorn Cannon
17:51 Strangleweb
19:37 Devourer
21:13 Scything Talons
21:44 Rending Claws
22:05 Tail Scythe and Tail Mace
22:37 Lash Whip
24:37 Tusks
24:37 Spore Mines
26:30 Spore Mine Launcher
27:12 Mucolid Spore
28:48 Acid Spray
30:40 Flamespurt
31:23 Bonesword
32:40 Crushing Claws
33:26 Feeder Tendrils
35:04 Grasping Tongue
36:57 Barblauncher
38:14 Shardlauncher
38:26 Toxic Miasma
40:20 Bio-Plasmic Cannon
41:23 Bio-plasma
42:53 Rupture Cannon
45:22 Impaler Cannon
47:13 Tentaclid
48:53 Fleshborer
50:52 Fleshborer Hive
51:31 Venom Cannon
53:02 Deathspitter
55:34 Berilio here: Any recommendations for what I should play this week?
Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free
Check out Space Marine 2’s Techmarine update here: bit.ly/3Oaugdc
Sponsored by Focus Entertainment
MERCH: orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer
TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
PATREON: patreon.com/SolelySingleton
On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric go through all the tyranid weapons, melee or ranged, and rank them all on a tier list. I think for the first time ever their bad taste won’t get in the way. It’s pretty hard to look at a tyranid weapon and not put it into S Tier. So cross your fingers and tune in to hear all about venom sacks, venom spears, venom bullets, venom claws…
SHOW LINKS:
Brad’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social
Eric’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social
OTHER EPISODES OF THIS SERIES:
Ranking Imperium Guns:
youtube.com/watch?v=6sDeGbrTeW8&t=12s
Ranking Ork Guns:
youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4
Ranking Aeldari Weapons:
youtube.com/watch?v=u4kXM5igmAI
Ranking T’au Guns:
youtube.com/watch?v=pZWRkG9utvo
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Hello and Welcome
02:37 They are all weird and gross
03:43 Spinefist
06:32 Spine Banks
08:15 Stinger Salvos / Cluster Spines
09:21 Spike Rifle
10:37 Toxinjector Harpoons
11:59 Flesh Hooks (Lictor)
12:51 Shockcannon (Hive Guard)
15:07 Barbed Strangler and Stranglethorn Cannon
17:51 Strangleweb
19:37 Devourer
21:13 Scything Talons
21:44 Rending Claws
22:05 Tail Scythe and Tail Mace
22:37 Lash Whip
24:37 Tusks
24:37 Spore Mines
26:30 Spore Mine Launcher
27:12 Mucolid Spore
28:48 Acid Spray
30:40 Flamespurt
31:23 Bonesword
32:40 Crushing Claws
33:26 Feeder Tendrils
35:04 Grasping Tongue
36:57 Barblauncher
38:14 Shardlauncher
38:26 Toxic Miasma
40:20 Bio-Plasmic Cannon
41:23 Bio-plasma
42:53 Rupture Cannon
45:22 Impaler Cannon
47:13 Tentaclid
48:53 Fleshborer
50:52 Fleshborer Hive
51:31 Venom Cannon
53:02 Deathspitter
55:34 Berilio here: Any recommendations for what I should play this week?
Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free
