PoorhammerOn this week’s episode, Brad and Eric unveil the psyche of the Aeldari through their weapon choices. Who has the bigger gun? What are they trying to compensate for? Who are they trying to impress? Tune in to listen to fifth grade jokes and cool lore that will gain you respect for the Aeldari, Drukhari and Harlequin factions.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro to the most censored episode 00:53 Brad's reviewing the Thousand Sons codex on SLAM SECTOR 01:24 Shuriken Weapons Explanation 03:31 Shuriken Catapult 04:32 Shuriken Pistol 05:33 Shuriken Cannon 06:20 Brightlance 07:48 Dragon Fusion Gun (PEAK NAMING) 11:22 Dragon's Breath Flamer 12:26 Fire Pike 14:02 Laser Lance 16:08 Lasblaster 16:42 Long Rifle 17:12 Scatter Laser 17:40 Deathspinner 19:56 Doom Weaver and Shadow Weaver 20:59 Spinneret Rifle 21:44 Shredder 23:55 Heat Lance 24:24 Prism Cannon 26:53 D-Scythe 28:39 Wraith Cannon 29:14 D-Cannon 30:22 Vibro Cannon 31:10 Star Cannon 32:30 Reaper Launcher 34:20 Neuro Disruptor 36:03 Shrieker Cannon 37:46 Haywire Cannon 38:37 Splinter guns 39:40 Splinter Rifle 39:57 Splinter Cannon 40:19 Splinter Pistol 42:05 Dark Lance 43:12 Blaster and Blast Pistol 43:41 Disintegrator Cannon 44:01 Liquifier Gun 45:09 The Ossefactor 46:33 Hexrifle 49:30 Void Mine 51:22 Final Thoughts
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Ranking the Many GIRTHY Guns of the Aeldari - Warhammer 40KPoorhammer2025-05-20 | On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric unveil the psyche of the Aeldari through their weapon choices. Who has the bigger gun? What are they trying to compensate for? Who are they trying to impress? Tune in to listen to fifth grade jokes and cool lore that will gain you respect for the Aeldari, Drukhari and Harlequin factions.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro to the most censored episode 00:53 Brad's reviewing the Thousand Sons codex on SLAM SECTOR 01:24 Shuriken Weapons Explanation 03:31 Shuriken Catapult 04:32 Shuriken Pistol 05:33 Shuriken Cannon 06:20 Brightlance 07:48 Dragon Fusion Gun (PEAK NAMING) 11:22 Dragon's Breath Flamer 12:26 Fire Pike 14:02 Laser Lance 16:08 Lasblaster 16:42 Long Rifle 17:12 Scatter Laser 17:40 Deathspinner 19:56 Doom Weaver and Shadow Weaver 20:59 Spinneret Rifle 21:44 Shredder 23:55 Heat Lance 24:24 Prism Cannon 26:53 D-Scythe 28:39 Wraith Cannon 29:14 D-Cannon 30:22 Vibro Cannon 31:10 Star Cannon 32:30 Reaper Launcher 34:20 Neuro Disruptor 36:03 Shrieker Cannon 37:46 Haywire Cannon 38:37 Splinter guns 39:40 Splinter Rifle 39:57 Splinter Cannon 40:19 Splinter Pistol 42:05 Dark Lance 43:12 Blaster and Blast Pistol 43:41 Disintegrator Cannon 44:01 Liquifier Gun 45:09 The Ossefactor 46:33 Hexrifle 49:30 Void Mine 51:22 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeRanking the MANY Guns of the Tau Empire - Warhammer 40KPoorhammer2025-09-30 | In this week’s episode, Beric and Rad join to discuss EVERY* T’au Empire weapon that exists in Warhammer 40K! *excluding named weapons, experimental weapons, weird things from Forge World, things that only exist in lore but aren’t in models like starship weapons and also anything that they judged that did not deserve their attention. But yeah, excluding that, EVERY T’au weapon in the game!
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 02:05 Pulse Weapons 02:58 Plasma Rifle... i mean, Pulse Rifle 04:15 Pulse Pistol 05:15 Longshot Pulse Rifle 06:29 Pulse Blaster 07:54 Pulse Carbine 09:11 Burst Cannon and Heavy Burst Cannon 10:13 Pulse Arc Cannon 11:40 Pulse Driver Cannon 13:57 Pulse Bomb Generator 15:53 Twin Plasma Rifle 16:54 Experimental Weapons 17:35 Railguns 19:29 Rail Rifle 20:17 Heavy Rail Rifle 22:08 Get the Flamer… the flamer flamer 23:58 Fusion Weapons (Meltas) 24:42 Fusion Blaster 25:51 Fusion Collider 26:33 EMP 28:40 Missile Launcher 29:13 Smart Missile System 30:28 Seeker Missile 31:26 Air Fragmentation Missiles 33:14 Cluster Rocket System 34:08 Ion Weapons 34:59 Ion Rifle 35:47 Ion Accelerator 36:39 Ion Cannon 37:19 Cyclic Ion Raker 38:41 Cyclic Ion Blaster 39:01 Quad Ion Turret 40:59 Photon Grenade 42:04 Kroot Rifle 44:28 Kroot Long Rifle 44:43 Kroot Scattergun 44:53 Kroot Long Gun 46:19 Kroot Accelerator Bow 47:38 Kroot Blast Javelin 48:25 Repeater Cannon 50:24 Tanglebomb Launcher 52:32 Vespid Neutron Blaster 54:23 Vespid Neutron Sting 54:34 Vespid Neutron Rail Rifle 57:06 Vespid Neutron Grenade\ 57:42 Vespid Neutron Grenade Launcher 58:39 Final Thoughts
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 00:42 Hopefully no horse girls this time? 01:21 Knights Combat Patrol 02:34 Thousand Sons 05:27 Chaos Combat Patrol 07:30 Orks Combat Patrol 10:44 Astra Militarum 12:26 Space Marines 14:16 Leagues of Votann 15:25 Emperor's Children 17:39 Adepta Sororitas 18:58 T'au Empire 20:57 Adeptus Mechanicus 25:51 Drukhari (Pre-codex leak...) 29:23 11th Edition Serious Predictions 30:49 Final Thoughts & YouTube Shenanigans
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 02:08 The Merch Baron Speaks 04:05 Missions Changes 06:01 Adepta Sororitas 09:16 Adeptus Custodes 12:01 Adeptus Mechanicus 16:39 Astra Militarum 19:26 Grey Knights 20:17 Imperial Agents 20:45 Imperial Knights 21:27 Space Marines 22:26 Blood Angels 23:01 Dark Angels 24:10 Deathwatch 24:56 Black Templars and Space Wolves 25:08 Chaos Daemons 25:43 Chaos Knights 27:06 Chaos Space Marines 28:15 Death Guard 28:45 Emperor's Children 30:58 Thousand Sons 38:30 World Eaters 40:22 Aeldari 41:10 Drukhari 41:26 Genestealer Cults 45:44 Tyranids and Votann 46:07 Necrons 48:40 Tau Empire 50:11 Orks 54:54 Biggest Winners and Losers
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:54 Episode Rules 02:29 Space Marines (SM) 07:08 Adepta Sororitas (Sisters) 10:40 Adeptus Custodes (Custodes) 11:35 Grey Knights (GK) 12:54 Adeptus Mechanicus (AdMech) 15:54 Istra Gilfitarum (IG) 17:02 Imperial Agents 17:47 Imperial Knights 20:04 Chaos Knights 20:23 Chaos Daemons 21:46 Chaos Space Marines, Thousand Sons and World Eaters 23:39 Emperor's Children 25:58 Death Guard 28:12 Aeldari 30:54 Drukhari 33:13 Ynnari 33:56 Leagues of Votann 36:46 Tyranids 38:17 Genestealer Cults 38:44 Life Here at Poorhammer 39:20 Orks 41:34 T'au Empire 44:41 Necrons 47:54 Final Thoughts
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:33 Episode Rules 02:25 Adepta Sororitas 05:35 Adeptus Custodes 08:30 Adeptus Mechanicus 11:13 Astra Militarum 14:11 Imperial Agents 16:14 Grey Knights 18:50 Space Marines 20:01 Black Templars 21:26 Blood Angels 22:38 Dark Angels 24:36 Space Wolves 25:56 Imperial Fists 27:34 Iron Hands 29:51 Ravenguard 31:16 Salamanders 33:42 White Scars 34:41 Chaos Daemons 36:11 Chaos Space Marines 37:37 Death Guard 38:52 Emperor's Children 40:46 Thousand Sons 42:38 World Eaters 43:47 Aeldari 46:00 Genestealer Cults 48:46 Leagues of Votann 50:37 Necrons 53:21 Orks 54:48 T'au Empire 57:47 Tyranids 01:01:04 Drukhari 01:03:23 Please, remember the Youtube pleasantries
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 First We Silk 00:31 Then We Skong 01:25 Abaddon The Despoiler 03:43 Vashtorr The Arkifane 06:20 Fabius Bile 09:01 Cypher 09:51 Haarken Worldclaimer 10:40 Huron Blackheart 11:14 The Flavors of CSM 12:35 Chaos Lords 15:17 Lord Discordant On Helstalker 16:31 Daemon Prince 19:07 Warpsmith 20:36 Sorcerer and Sorc on Terminator Armour 22:30 Master Of Possession 23:35 Master Of Executions 24:43 Dark Apostle 25:28 Dark Commune 27:11 Cultist Firebrand 27:37 Traitor Enforcer 28:09 Cultist Mob 28:53 Legionaries 29:49 God-Specific Marines 31:23 Traitor Guardsmen Squad 32:23 Accursed Cultists 33:09 Fellgor Beastmen 33:45 Chaos Spawn 34:33 Possessed 36:05 Obliterators 37:22 Chosen 38:22 Chaos Terminator Squad 39:33 Chaos Bikers 40:12 Havocs 41:16 Raptors and Warptalons 42:43 Nemesis Claw 43:35 Chaos Rhino 44:19 Chaos Vindicator 44:27 Chaos Land Raider 45:32 Chaos Predator Annihilator and Destructor 45:55 Noctilith Crown 46:13 Defiler 46:58 Helbrute 48:26 Venomcrawler 50:36 Maulerfiend and Forgefiend 52:28 Khorne Lord Of Skulls 53:42 Heldrake 55:24 Final Bit of Advice
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:24 Obligatory Gray Knights 04:13 We're Ad'Meching 06:28 Couple Hundred Sons 09:09 Orcses 13:50 Religious Chicks 16:43 Space Marines 20:55 A Warcrime 28:02 The Real Culprits of the War Crimes Committed this Episode
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:24 One Last Blade 02:57 Army Rule: Gate of Infinity 05:58 Detachment: Brotherhood Strike 15:43 Detachment: Hallowed Conclave 32:21 Detachment: Banishers 43:23 Detachment: Santic Spearhead 52:12 Detachment: Augurium Taskforce 01:03:12 New Purifiers Hype 01:07:57 The Grandmaster in the Room 01:16:07 MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! 01:21:21 Hopes and Dreams 01:27:35 Final Thoughts
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:58 MEDIC! I NEED A MEDIC! 02:03 Adepta Sororitas 04:08 Adeptus Custodes 04:55 Astra Militarum 06:36 Grey Knights 09:21 Adeptus Mechanicus 11:02 Imperial Agents 12:23 Imperial Knights 13:45 Space Marines 15:25 Aeldari 18:04 Harlequins 18:51 Drukhari 21:40 Genestealer Cults 23:12 Leagues of Voottaann (I always forget which to double) 24:51 Necrons 26:37 Orks 27:52 T'au Empire 30:59 Tyranids 31:51 World Eaters 33:11 Chaos Knights 33:58 Chaos Daemons 35:54 Chaos Space Marines 37:27 Emperor's Children 37:56 Thousand Sons 39:46 Death Guard 41:07 Final Thoughts
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 02:05 Favorite style of slant list 04:32 Regiments of Renown in 40K 05:53 Soul Grinder Hate 07:25 Musical Adaptation 08:00 Going Full Time? 09:37 Next Army Projects 10:37 Spiteful Idiot Army 11:38 The Lions Know Only Suffering 12:04 Armies Missing 13:01 Arizona Green T'au 14:03 Favorite Total War Faction 15:20 Deleting Space Marines 17:20 Streaming 20:51 Fantasy in 40K 24:23 Hobbies 26:20 Airbrush Level Ups 31:43 Ideal Starting Faction 33:01 Best Tasting Faction 34:47 Bomb Package Story 37:06 Deleting a Warhammer Book 37:44 Terrain Collecting 40:13 Managing the channel and Berilio 43:35 Casting the actors for the Poorhammer movie 44:51 One Piece Hot Takes 46:35 Jurassic Park Disaster 48:14 Light Saber vs Cavill’s Warhammer Universe 49:00 Brad's Brother’s Custodian Army 52:34 Guests, Collabs, and Favorite Patron 55:45 Most Likely to Finish Their Army 57:03 Recommending Non-Warhammer Content 01:01:02 Your Least Favorite Interview Question 01:04:26 Bonus Content Clip Show 01:27:42 Outro
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:55 Rules Explanation 04:23 Round 1 - It All Begins (Poorly) 08:37 Round 2 - Grippers 14:27 Round 3 - Michael Jacksoning Through the Board 20:25 Round 4 - Brotherly Betrayal 25:16 Round 5 - Everything is a Vehicle If You Try Hard Enough 30:25 Round 6 - Three (somehow) Seasons Available on Netflix 34:41 Round 7 - The Pressure Card Art Should Have Been the Girl from Encanto 45:27 Round 8 - At this Point, Berilio Started to Fear for his Life 50:08 Round 9 - Back to the Drawing Board 01:01:27 Round 10 - You All Know Why 01:06:51 Round 11 - Skippidy Turn 01:09:14 Round 12 - At this rate, we are getting 1 round for each Space Marine Chapter 01:13:10 Round 13 - 13 Turns? Soon this board game will be able to drink 01:18:47 Round 14 - Meme Time 01:24:37 Round 15 - DOBBY IS A FREE ELF 01:25:06 (Avengers) Endgame
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeTau Lore that doesnt suck, FINALLY! - Elemental Council DEEP DIVE - Warhammer 40KPoorhammer2025-07-08 | On this week’s episode, Brad, Eric and Jen talk about the blue guys most beloved by Warhammer 40K players. No, not space marines. The T’au Empire. Why would they do that you ask? This is a patron-decided episode! Our patrons voted for a Book Club about the newest Elemental Council book, by Noah Van Nguyen and they nailed it! The book is very well written and the audiobook very well narrated. Tune in to find out everything we thought about the plot, lore and more! NOTE: NO SPOILERS UNTIL 36 MINUTES OF VIDEO.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:57 The Book is Great, Go Read It 04:18 Jen is our T'au Specialist 06:48 T'au Short Life Span 12:54 The Elemental Council Formation 14:32 The Audiobook Quality 17:47 Naming System and the Caste System 22:00 T'au Lore Background 29:51 T'au Language 31:46 Trapped in your Caste 34:39 T'au Relationships 35:40 FROM NOW ON, SPOILER ALERT! 36:24 First Impressions: Ke, Earth caste Engineer 42:50 First Impression: Sei, Air caste Pilot 44:18 First Impression: Orr, Water caste Spy 44:48 First Impression: Swordlight, Fire caste Hero 45:39 First Impression: Yor'i, the Paramount Mover 46:29 First Impression: Jules and Ghodh 46:58 The Plot 50:54 Space Marine Wankery 57:34 Worldbuilding 59:08 The Slums 01:00:51 Caste Roles Overlapping 01:04:19 Relo, Gigachad 01:05:56 The T'au Extremists 01:08:26 Jules' Story 19:09:23 Meeting the Kroot 01:10:32 The Auxiliary Perspective 01:15:04 Genestealer Cults Mentioned! 01:15:41 The Big Reveal 01:19:39 The Greater Good and the Ethereals 01:23:17 T'au Finally Submit Homework 01:24:00 Plot Conclusion 01:26:42 The Timeline 01:28:21 How old are the Kroot? 01:29:58 Everything Goes Wrong in the T'au Base 01:31:36 Plot Holes? 01:34:57 Pacing 01:36:02 Fire, Earth, Water... that's enough 01:40:23 Really Good Ending Solution 01:41:53 Brad blames the editor. Classic. 01:44:45 Greatest Line, Greatest Character 01:46:15 Final Thoughts
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:55 Adeptus Custodes 02:29 Imperial Knights 02:42 Space Marines 07:27 Adepta Sororitas 10:14 Adeptus Mechanicus 12:50 Astra Militarum 18:51 Grey Knights 21:15 Chaos Space Marines 24:29 Chaos Daemons 26:55 World Eaters 28:17 Thousand Sons 30:26 Death Guard 32:13 Emperor's Children 34:17 Chaos Knights 34:27 Necrons 36:56 Drukhari 38:16 Orks 40:52 Tyranids 43:57 Genestealer Cults 45:09 T'au Empire 47:40 Leagues of Votann 48:44 Aeldari 52:11 Harlequins 53:45 N64 Games and Nostalgia 55:12 Back to Harlequins 56:00 Final Thoughts
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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:41 Our Model Student 03:40 Citmar of Signies 04:49 Kaughters of Dhaine 06:33 Fyreslayers 08:33 Idokin Deepneth 10:09 Kharalords Overdrons 11:20 Luminords Realmineth 13:33 Seraphon (Why did Berilio do this to the timestamps?) 14:19 Eternacast Stormals (well it's too much work to fix.) 15:43 Sylvaneth 17:04 Krades of Blhorne 18:24 Diszeentch of Sciples 19:57 Hedonesh of Slaanites 20:57 Nurgle still had all these 22:36 Skaven 23:57 Slavess to Darknes 25:19 Fleshcourt Eaters 26:13 Nighthaunt 26:56 Ossireapers Boniarcs 27:51 Soulords Graveblight 29:22 Gloomspite Gitz (He said: "I swapped the G’s") 30:20 Ironboyz 31:35 Krulejawz (This is getting out of hand) 32:33 Mogor Awtribes 33:05 Bons of Sehemat 34:23 New challenger! 35:19 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreePredicting EVERYTHING about Warhammer 40K 11th EditionPoorhammer2025-06-17 | On this week’s episode, Brad, Eric and Bricky decide to punish Berilio with a four hour recording about game rules that do not exist. Bear witness to cold takes that won’t change anything on the broad scale but will certainly be implemented, and bold predictions and wild ideas that would vastly improve gameplay but will never make it into the game.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:00 What are we doing here? 06:58 Predicting 11th Release Date 08:34 Predicting Indexes and Codexes life extensions 24:53 Predicting Major Rules Changes 42:11 Aircraft is gonna Aircraft 47:41 Battleshock 54:00 Berilio can't eat soup as much as he'd like cuz he lives in Hell, and hell is hot 57:08 Forgeworld 59:50 Some gamers will get wounded 01:01:32 Crusade 01:07:00 Copium 01:07:14 Damage Spilling (I spared you 15 more mins. It should have been an episode.) 01:23:40 Documentation 01:24:25 1KSons, i mean, 1K Games 01:25:43 Bonecagem (the best brazilian word for character customization, just use it) 01:30:48 Fights Last 01:32:15 Below Half STR 01:32:35 Indirect Fire 01:33:22 Terrain 01:36:48 Stratagems 01:52:25 Army Rules and Detachments 01:54:14 Enhancements and Character Customization 01:57:54 One Page Rules 01:59:17 Magic System 02:05:11 Leaders 02:10:01 Combat Patrols Replacement 02:16:17 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free40K Summer Dataslate HOT TAKES ft. BrickyPoorhammer2025-06-06 | On this week’s episode, Brad, Eric and Bricky talk about the new Warhammer 40k Balance Dataslate which brought some changes to Berilio’s datasheet. Its movement is now 0, as it has to stay on its chair editing for the foreseeable future. It’s toughness went down two points, since he has to eat cookies and chips to save time for editing. It’s OC went up a point, since he is more observant due to coffee. I could go on with this joke but I want to actually post this so this is it.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:40 Tournament Companion 05:17 Adepta Sororitas 10:01 Adeptus Custodes 11:30 Adeptus Mechanicus 15:53 Aeldari 16:52 Astra Militarum 19:26 Black Templars 19:38 Blood Angels 20:16 Chaos Daemons 21:26 Chaos Knights 21:39 Chaos Daemons (Again... and Brad wants this to take all night.) 23:01 Chaos Knights (Again? I thought we moved on) 23:26 Chainsaw Man 28:18 Dark Angels 29:43 Death Guard and Deathwatch 29:53 Drukhari 31:25 Emperor's Children 32:46 Genestealer Cults 34:05 Grey Knights 36:43 Imperial Agents and Imperial Knights 36:53 Leagues of Votann 38:08 Necrons 39:40 Orks 43:34 Space Marines 45:02 Space Wolves 45:12 T'au Empire 53:53 Thousand Sons 59:29 Tyarnids (I made the same typo 3 times, so now it's staying now) 01:03:07 World Eaters 01:03:17 New Detachment - Tyranids (yay i got it right this time) 01:10:01 New Detachment - Dark Angels 01:11:10 New Detachment - Chaos Space Marines 01:14:15 Final Thoughts
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RELATED TO THIS EPISODE: We swear we haven’t done this episode before (we swear like Joel did to Ellie): youtube.com/watch?v=LS8dkbVfphk (editor’s note: the first comment on this episode is so funny)
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:56 When to expect the next faction? 03:53 Dark Mechanicum 11:35 Exodites 19:25 Aeldari Corsairs 23:50 Renegade Space Marines 27:56 Traitor Guard 32:50 Legion of the Darned 39:15 Let it go. LET IT GO! 43:26 Please no Dataslate while I’m editing. Thanks.
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeA Noobs Guide to Collecting Thousand SonsPoorhammer2025-05-27 | On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric are joined by DK Diamantes to chart the best course to collect a full 2000 points Thousand Sons Army. Starting with just a Combat Patrol and gradually growing your army until you reach a playable full list, let's find out the best models to get early and which ones to avoid and why.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:36 Why pick the Thousand Sons? 04:40 Starting with a Combat Patrol 10:40 Make sure you are enjoying it! 12:17 Getting to 1000 Points with some Space Marines and robots 21:38 Getting to 1500 Points with cool characters and Daemon Engines 38:11 Getting to 2000 points - Primarchs? Tzeentch Daemons? 46:14 Getting to 2000 points - Other options? 49:49 What about Vehicles? 57:00 Leave questions in the comments! Help those who need it!
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free9 Kings, A Thousand Wins - Lets Play 9KingsPoorhammer2025-05-24 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.The BEST ARPG ever made is back! - Poorhammer Plays PoEPoorhammer2025-05-24 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.Thousand Sons Codex HOT TAKES ft. Slam SectorPoorhammer2025-05-23 | On this bonus episode, Brad joins the Slam Sector crew on a stream to talk about the Thousand Sons Codex! This episode is a super cut of the almost 3 hour stream that happened on the Slam Sector channel.What detachments are good? What datasheets make them salivate? Tune in to find out.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 GO WATCH SLAM SECTOR 01:08 Army Rule - Psychic Phase is Back! 04:28 Datasheets - Sector Robots 11:29 Datasheets Ahriman 13:01 Datasheets - Mutalith Vortex Beast 13:24 Datasheets - Daemon Prince 15:39 Detachment - Grand Coven 21:07 Detachment - Changeghost of Deceit 25:41 Detachment - Warpmeld Pact 32:00 Detachment - Rubricae Phalanx 39:55 Detachments - Warpforged Cabal 53:19 Detachments - Hexwarp Thrallband 55:51 SERIOUSLY GO WATCH SLAM SECTOR
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeFinding Every Warhammer 40K Factions Forever RulePoorhammer2025-05-13 | On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric try to find out what is the best game rules for each Warhammer 40K Faction. That rule that should always be there for you, to have and to hold, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, and no new edition should tear you apart. Tune in to find all about the times Games Workshop crafted the perfect rule… just to throw it away a few months later.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Don’t You Guys Have Phones? 01:40 Further Ado - Book Club and Episode Voting 03:16 What This Episode is All About 04:39 Adepta Sororitas 07:03 Adeptus Custodes 10:17 Adeptus Mechanicus 11:28 Adeptus Militaris 12:34 Adeptus Cinzus 17:07 Adeptus Agentis 17:56 Adeptus Equestris 19:55 Adeptus Astartes 21:54 Adeptus Sangulis 22:12 Adeptus Angelus 23:19 Adeptus Vigilantis 25:56 Adeptus Lupineus 27:51 Adeptus Templarus 29:19 Questor Traitoris 33:19 Heretic Astartes 39:26 Heretic Famine 40:36 Heretic Custodes 41:39 Heretic Mortis 44:17 Heretic Miliafilius 45:38 Heretic Daemonium 50:59 Aeldari (Brad here, yes I saw what he did to the timeline) 52:28 Harlequins and Ynnari (and no I'm not fixing it.) 54:38 Drukhari 56:00 Genestealer Cults 57:09 Leagues of Votann 59:09 Necrons 59:51 Orks 01:01:29 T'au Empire 01:04:08 Tyranids 01:06:40 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeDelving Horror Filled Dungeons - Vintage Story MultiplayerPoorhammer2025-05-11 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.
Modlist: QOL: • Seasoned Firewood • Farseer • Prospecting Together • Carry on • Sortable Storage • QP chisel tools • Stone Quarry • Player Corpse • Extra info • Coop combat Added mechanics: • xSkills • A Culinary Artillery • Expanded Foods • Combat Overhaul • Millwright • Primitive Survival • RP Voice Chat • Translocator Engineering New content (world gen): • Better Ruins • Better traders • Th3 Dungeons • Rock Strata Variety New content (items/entities): • One Roof • Fire Arms • Animal Cages • Crossbows • Combat Overhaul Armory Mod dependencies: • Xlib • Config lib • ImGui • Commonlib
0:00 Hold Music 3:57 Brad did some mining off stream 28:38 Would you rather meet a bear or a wolf in the woods? 1:37:51 BAD TIMES! 2:27:26 Cat-boys and the Bear-whales 2:40:42 Diesel noises to sleep to 3:28:46 Brad is tricked into talking about Warhammer 3:47:40 DAVE 4:22:00 Raiding the Shadows with some Legends 5:08:00 Adventures in a new landSurviving Eldritch Abominations - Vintage Story MultiplayerPoorhammer2025-05-10 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.
Modlist: QOL: • Seasoned Firewood • Farseer • Prospecting Together • Carry on • Sortable Storage • QP chisel tools • Stone Quarry • Player Corpse • Extra info • Coop combat Added mechanics: • xSkills • A Culinary Artillery • Expanded Foods • Combat Overhaul • Millwright • Primitive Survival • RP Voice Chat • Translocator Engineering New content (world gen): • Better Ruins • Better traders • Th3 Dungeons • Rock Strata Variety New content (items/entities): • One Roof • Fire Arms • Animal Cages • Crossbows • Combat Overhaul Armory Mod dependencies: • Xlib • Config lib • ImGui • Commonlib
00:00 Waiting Room 7:10 Brad Jumpscare 9:35 Streams explained 10:21 Game explained 12:51 GAME START 24:38 Brad kills a puppy 27:38 Brad gives a friend his wood 58:00 Cave diving for profit 2:03:00 Scrounging up copper 4:05:00 A weapon from a more civilized era 5:05:00 The dungeon run of doomBuilding YET MORE Better Combat PatrolsPoorhammer2025-05-06 | In this week’s episode, Brad and Eric talk about what makes a combat patrol good and try to craft a list that would suit both the player’s needs and the company desire to get rid of everything that is stuck in the shelves.
In this week’s episode, Brad and Eric profit from the labors of the patrons… again. This time they put their swimsuits on to dive into a massive pool of data. What is this data about? EVERYTHING! Prices of models! Prices of Armies! Prices of combo boxes! Prices of Prices! How bad my stock portfolio looks. Just kidding, I play Warhammer. I can't afford stocks.
Prepare to have all your questions answered: How much would it cost for you to get one of everything? What’s the cheapest points per dollar faction in AoS? How many armies can a Nintendo game buy? What are you waiting for?! Just press play!! Oh… you are already watching? Ok, sorry.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Introductions and allergies 00:33 BEHOLD! DATA! 03:47 Bold Predictions 08:51 Cheapest Factions 15:39 Comparing 40K numbers 16:24 Most Expensive factions 17:41 Don't spoil yourself, stop looking at chapter titles geez 18:33 Prices between armies 21:33 Spearheads 23:04 Most Expensive armies to own EVERYTHING 28:48 Cheapest armies to own EVERYTHING 31:17 Age of Sigmar’s total cost (...approximately.) 32:53 Average Points Per Dollars 34:34 Best and Worst Value: ORDER 41:54 Best and Worst Value: CHAOS 47:57 Best and Worst Value: Deez nutz 50:29 Best and Worst Value: DESTRUCTION 54:38 Please enjoy this, the episode was rough to edit. -Editor Berilio
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeThe MUCH BETTER game about digging a holePoorhammer2025-04-27 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.Grading Every 40K Factions GladiatorPoorhammer2025-04-22 | In this episode, Brad and Eric try to find the best model to throw in an arena for every faction. Does the candidate needs to be strong? Fast? Tanky? Nah. It needs to fit the vibes!
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:06 Emperor's Children 04:09 Adepta Sororitas 07:10 Adeptus Custodes 09:56 Adeptus Mechanicus 11:38 Astra Militarum 13:25 Grey Knights 15:39 Imperial Agents 17:31 Imperial Knights 18:53 Space Marines 19:50 Chaos Knights 20:54 Chaos Daemons 23:51 Chaos Space Marines 25:33 Death Guard 26:35 Thousand Sons 28:51 World Eaters 29:57 Aeldari 30:47 Harlequins 32:34 Drukhari 33:54 Genestealer Cults 35:04 Leagues of Votann 36:45 Necrons 38:29 Orks 40:28 T'au Empire 42:32 Tyranids 44:21 Final Considerations
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreePoorhammer Sells Cardboard - TCG Card Shop SimulatorPoorhammer2025-04-18 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.
00:00 Waiting Room 9:21 Stream Start 14:00 Shop's open! 2:52:10 Perfectly Timed Power OutageReviewing Brickys LEGENDARY VTuber Baptism Videos - Poorhammer 150K Sub Special!Poorhammer2025-04-15 | On this episode, Brad and Eric prove that there is always a way of getting scummier. After tricking The Kieran Show, Goobertown and eBayMiniatureRescues into painting their armies a few episodes ago, now they decided to bluntly STEAL other creator's content. Lucky for us it's not someone big so maybe nobody notices.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:40 Why Poorhammer is not allowed near schools 02:26 The Dark Past when Berilio was not the editor 04:25 Part 1 Reaction 32:39 Part 2 Reaction 54:43 Final Considerations
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeNo more decals? - Stampin Plates FULL Review for WarhammerPoorhammer2025-04-08 | In this episode, Brad and Eric prove that models aren’t the only thing they can break. Grab your popcorn and cold drink (or warm, you do you) to hear about Goblin Hobbies’s newest product, the Stampin' Plates. Are these the solution to decals and freehand iconography? Will these tools survive gorilla hands? Can you pick up nail polish materials from your SO’s desk without telling them? Tune in to find out (if you are still alive).
If you want the Stampin' Plates after finishing this review, here's a link to the Goblin Hobbies Website: goblinhobbies.com
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:14 How this video came to be 03:14 What are these Stamps? 04:55 How the guys broke everything 12:50 The Wins 14:11 How to not screw up… 18:14 Beat him! Beat him! 20:01 Fixing Mistakes 22:36 Stamps vs Decals vs Freehand 29:08 The Technology of the Nail Industry 33:40 Round 2 38:36 Pricing Thoughts 42:52 Custom Plates (this is not legal advice) 44:25 Future Improvements 50:17 Final Verdicts
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00:00 Starting Soon 7:50 We're Live! 29:00 Cleaning up the streets 1:30:00 Moving Day! 2:12:45 Skating my way downtown~Adepticon Reveals HOT TAKES - (Featuring a Grey Knights crash out)Poorhammer2025-03-27 | A podcast about Adepticon 2025 Reveals for Warhammer 40K. Hosted by Brad and Eric and edited by Berilio.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:32 Expectations and Thumbnail Spoilers 03:39 Reveals Reaction 21:24 Post Reveals Discussion 38:52 Brad and Eric Try to be Positive. Wil they succed? 42:17 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeRanking EVERY Space Marine Lieutenant - Warhammer 40KPoorhammer2025-03-25 | A podcast about every Space Marine Lieutenant in Warhammer 40k by Games Workshop. Hosted by Brad and Eric and edited by Berilio.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:52 The Tiers 03:20 What are Lieutenants 05:07 Space Marines Lieutenant Datasheet 06:11 Prismaris Lieutenant with Powersword 07:37 Prismaris Lieutenant with Powersword (Dark Imperium) 08:45 Bolt Rifle Lieutenant (Dark Imperium) 09:30 Lieutenant with Storm Shield (Indomitus) 11:22 Lieutenant with Storm Shield (Special Edition) 12:32 Lieutenant with Combi-Weapon 14:50 Primaris Lieutenant in Reiver Armour 17:25 Space Marines Lieutenant 19:10 Blood Angels Primaris Lieutenant Tolmeron 21:09 Arjac Rockfist 24:08 Space Wolves Battle Leader in Terminator Armour 25:26 Space Wolves Battle Leader on Thunderwolf 28:31 Lieutenant Demetrian Titus 30:47 Organic, Gluten Free Call to Action 31:43 Dark Angels Primaris Lieutenant Zakariah 33:31 Black Templars Castellan 37:38 Lieutenant Lucian Calsius 40:04 Space Wolves Primaris Lieutenant 42:03 Primaris Lieutenant Amulius 44:35 Lieutenant in Phobos Armour 47:05 We Save the Best for the Last 49:07 Final Considerations
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeThe real Joker is you for thinking we can win this.Poorhammer2025-03-22 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.
This week on the Poorhammer Podcast, Brad and Eric are joined by Bricky to discuss the newest Balance Changes that brought New Detachments and a warning to Chaos Daemons.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Bricky "Bricky"s 03:32 Adepta Sororitas 07:18 Space Marines 10:57 Space Marine Chapters 12:47 Adeptus Mechanicus 13:03 Grey Knights 14:04 Imperial Agents 14:14 Imperial Knights 14:44 Astra Militarum 25:37 Adeptus Custodes 38:47 Aeldari 41:03 Drukhari 41:15 Genestealer Cults 41:27 Necrons 42:37 Tyranids 43:01 Leagues of Votann 48:48 T'au Empire 53:58 Orks 01:04:03 Death Guard 01:04:35 Chaos Space Marines 01:05:35 Emperor's Children 01:09:09 Slaanesh Daemons 01:12:19 Krohne Daemons 01:13:56 Nurgle Daemons 01:14:45 Undivided Daemons 01:18:19 Tzeentch Daemons 01:20:28 Datasheets sent to Legends 01:30:02 Brad gets… positive? 01:31:55 Future New Detachments 01:34:28 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeSomehow... Lingo Returned!- Poorhammer PlaysPoorhammer2025-03-14 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content. 00:00 Getting Set Up 5:52 Stream StartThe Jimmy Space Awards - Warhammers New WORST Award ShowPoorhammer2025-03-11 | POORHAMMER MERCH! orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
This week on the Poorhammer Podcast, Brad, Jenny and Eric present the most prestigious show that there is: The Jimmy Space Awards. In this episode, find out the best models and games in Warhammer in many categories, such as, Best Paint Scheme, Best Flight Stand, Best Tactical Rock and… Best… Grippers?
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 01:03 Best Warhammer Video Game 03:50 Best Video Game Series 05:31 Best Original Screenplay (Best Book) 07:05 Best Book Series 09:01 Best Adapted Screenplay (Best Warhammer Series) 10:27 Best Poorhammer Merch 11:12 Best Lil' Buddy in 40K 12:18 Part 8 - Best Lil Buddy in AoS 13:39 Best Kit for Bits 15:31 Best Warhammer on a Model 16:49 Best Grippers 19:19 Best Flight Stand in 40K 21:34 Best Flight Stand in AoS 23:15 Best Tactical Rock in AoS 24:59 Best Tactical Rock in AoS 26:13 Best Siege Weapon in 40k 27:01 Best Smile in 40K 28:59 Best Smile in AoS 30:38 Best Forehead 31:45 Best Cake in Warhammer 33:08 Best Costume Design in 40K (Best Faction Aesthetics) 34:37 Best Costume Design in AoS (Best Faction Aesthetics) 35:58 Best Box Paint Scheme in 40K 38:18 Best Box Paint Scheme in AoS 39:52 Best Vehicle or Monster in 40k 42:44 Best Monster or Vehicle in AoS 43:57 Best Supporting Actor in 40K 45:45 Best Supporting Actor for AoS 47:05 Best Leading Actor or Actress in 40K 48:42 Best Leading Actor or Actress in AoS 49:49 Best Rules Change in 40K 51:15 Best Rules Change in AoS 52:28 Best Rules Reflecting Fantasy in 40K 53:45 Best Rules Reflecting Fantasy in AoS 55:18 Best Codex of 10th Edition 56:11 Best Unit Name in 40K 57:32 Best Unit Name in AoS 59:04 Best Tabletop Game 01:01:11 Final Toughts and Outro
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Coming from last week’s monumental episode, this week on Poorhammer, Brad and Eric want to lay down for a bit and have a nice chat about the upcoming Emperor’s Children launch and what it means for the future of Warhammer 40k. Definitely an upbeat episode that doesn’t find any problems in the upcoming Codex and fully believes in Games Workshop’s ability to make the game lively and interesting for every faction that is not Space Marines.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Some Further Ado 02:03 The Emperor's Children Codex 05:02 Detachment - Carnival of Excess 11:50 Detachment - Mercurial Host 12:53 Detachment - Coterie of the Conceited 16:47 Detachment - Rapid Evisceration 20:17 Detachment - Slaanesh’s Chosen 23:07 Detachment - Peerless Bladesmen 24:56 The Weirdness of this Codex 33:39 The Ominous Foreshadowing for other Legions 35:10 Changes on Datasheets 40:52 The Darkest Timeline Doomposting 50:29 The Future for Tzeentch 53:09 The Future for Khorne 53:43 The Future for Nurgle 55:00 Is This Hopium? 59:53 Sounds Good
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00:00 Waiting Room 10:32 Chatting and Debug 15:22 BEGIN THE GAMING 50:28 CO-OP Debug 1:15:00 CO-OP Begins! 1:58:10 Spooder Stomping 2:29:30 Brad's Spirit Animal Attacks 3:00:00 Beating Drillbur 3:15:00 The Alpha and OmegaThe Secret to Painting Warhammer ArmiesPoorhammer2025-02-25 | POORHAMMER MERCH! orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
This week on Poorhammer, Brad and Eric reveal themselves to be scam artists! They deceived all of us from the beginning, just so they could trick @GoobertownHobbies, @eBayMiniatureRescues and @the_kieran_show into some sweet free commissions.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 02:22 The First Meeting 03:28 The Other Participants 03:53 The Plan 05:27 Already looking at the timeline? Pay the comment tax. 07:28 DAY 0 - Planning Your Paint Scheme 12:24 DAY 1 - Blues (and camera issues...) 15:20 DAY 2 - I'm Blue Da ba dee dabba da-ee 18:20 DAY 3 - Browns 21:49 DAY 4 - Putting Red on Models 26:23 DAY 5 - Cleaning Mistakes 29:44 DAY 6 - Leather and Silver 34:34 DAY 7 - Silvers and Glowing Up Characters 35:58 DAY 8 - Fun with Fumes 39:45 Sean Pl... i mean, DAY 9 43:13 DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY 48:29 The Spoils of War(hammer) 01:00:19 Reminder: You have 3 more videos to watch 01:02:13 This is what Berilio has to deal with...
Licensed Music Used By This Program: The sad music used during the Adeptus Custodes segment is from the game “To the Moon” and it's called “Too Bad So Sad”. Berilio recommends the full Soundtrack and the Game. It's a masterpiece “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free Battle Of The Beast - The Soundings, from the Youtube LibraryIf she doesnt come back Eric will have to be my new wife - Poorhammer Plays Path of ExilePoorhammer2025-02-24 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.Wife left. So anyway, lets start blasting - Poorhammer Plays Path of ExilePoorhammer2025-02-23 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.My wife left me, grinding away the pain. - Poorhammer Plays Path of ExilePoorhammer2025-02-22 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.NO IDEA WHAT TO PLAY as is traditionPoorhammer2025-02-21 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.Grading Every 40K Factions AirplanePoorhammer2025-02-18 | POORHAMMER MERCH! orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
This week on Poorhammer, Brad, Eric try to find every faction’s plane model.Which units are capable to fly, have wings, a pilot, engine and fuselage and are not helicopters? Tune in to find out.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:51 Further Ado 01:46 Everybody dating their notes 2024 instead of 2025 out of habit 03:32 Drukhari 04:58 Space Marines (and its chapters) 10:13 Adeptus Custodes 12:56 Adepta Sororitas 14:35 Adeptus Mechanicus 15:59 Astra Militarum 18:04 Grey Knights 20:09 Imperial Agents 22:09 Imperial Knights and Chaos Knights 23:11 Chaos Space Marines 24:56 Berilio keeps a tangent because he too lazy to remove it 26:09 Chaos Daemons 29:04 Thousand Sunny 31:31 Death Guard 33:50 World Eaters 35:35 Emperor's Children 35:48 Aeldari 37:52 Necrons 39:13 Orks 40:41 Leagues of Votann 41:09 T'au Empire 43:25 Genestealer Cults 43:43 Tyranids 45:00 Final Considerations
Licensed Music Used By This Program: The sad music used during the Adeptus Custodes segment is from the game “To the Moon” and it's called “Too Bad So Sad”. Berilio recommends the full Soundtrack and the Game. It's a masterpiece “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeFinding EVERYONES Ideal Faction in Age of SigmarPoorhammer2025-02-11 | POORHAMMER MERCH! orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
This week on Poorhammer, Brad, Eric and Heywoah dive into all Age of Sigmar factions to find out which one is better suited for the competitive players, the creative players and the Unga Bunga.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:35 Introducing HeyWoah 04:14 The 3 Types of Players 10:55 Vorthos and Mel 13:41 Skipping? CLICK HERE (then comment about how cool Berilio is) 14:03 Cities of Sigmar 18:02 Daughers of Khaine 22:15 Fyreslayers 24:39 Idoneth Deepkin 29:00 Kharadron Overlords 31:28 Lumineth Realm-Lords 33:50 Seraphon 35:55 Stormcast Eternals 38:40 Sylvaneth 43:00 Blades of Corn 46:24 Disciples of Tzeentch 49:26 Hedonites of Slaanesh 54:17 Maggotkin of Nurgle 56:42 Skaven 01:00:31 Slaves to Darkness 01:06:38 Flesh Eater Courts 01:08:50 Nighthaunt 01:12:08 Ossiarch Bonereapers 01:14:21 Soulblight Gravelords 01:17:08 Gloomspite Gitz 01:23:09 Ironjawz 01:25:38 Kruleboyz 01:28:57 Sons of Behemat 01:34:18 Ogor Mawtribes 01:39:38 Final Considerations
Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeExploring Every Aeldari Model IN EXISTENCE - Warhammer 40KPoorhammer2025-02-04 | POORHAMMER MERCH! orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
This week on Poorhammer, Brad and Eric go through all the models available for the Aeldari. I said EVERY. MODEL. Plastic or Resin. Interested in starting a new Aeldari army? Don’t worry, nobody is left behind, not even the Harlequins.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 00:37 Further Ado 01:07 Sections of the Army 02:03 Autarch 03:50 Farseers and Warlocks 06:29 Spirit Seer 08:10 Avatar of Khaine 10:14 Aspect Warriors and Phoenix Lords 10:35 Dire Avengers and Asurmen 12:32 Swooping Hawks and Baharroth 14:06 Warp Spiders and Lhykhis 16:27 Fire Dragons and Fuegen 17:42 Dark Reapers 19:25 Howling Banshees 20:35 Striking Scorpions 21:13 Shining Spears 22:31 Guardian Defenders and Storm Guardians 24:26 Rangers 25:54 What is Wraith Bone 26:17 Wraith Guard and Wraith Blade 28:47 Wraithlord 28:59 Wraithknight 29:30 Collecting Wraiths 31:05 Windriders 32:29 Shroud Runners 33:31 Vyper 34:36 Fire Prism 35:57 Falcon and the Wave Serpent 36:39 Night Spinner 37:19 Platforms 38:07 War Walkers 39:16 Can we pretend that Aeldarplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 40:40 Harlequins - Solitaire 42:28 Harlequins - Shadowseer 43:51 Harlequins - Death Jester 44:19 Harlequins - Troup Master 45:43 Harlequins - Troupe 46:12 Harlequins - Skyweavers 46:37 Harlequins - Void Weaver and Star Weaver 47:05 The Ynari 48:12 Yvraine 48:36 Visarch 49:09 Yncarne 50:01 The Corsairs 51:08 Final Considerations
Licensed Music Used By This Program: The sad music used during the Adeptus Custodes segment is from the game “To the Moon” and it's called “Too Bad So Sad”. Berilio recommends the full Soundtrack and the Game. It's a masterpiece “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright FreeElden Ring Until Eric Cries (Stable Internet Edition)Poorhammer2025-01-29 | If you like these streams please make sure to comment and do the other stuff, we're still figuring out if this is good content.