Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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There are relics in Nightreign that change your armament's starting skill. Almost none of these are actually that good, or at least not worth replacing the purple you'll end up with. The ones that are good almost seem too good under the right circumstances. I'm going to rank all of them, and you're going to watch me do it. Or put me on in the background while you try to sleep. Weirdo.

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00:00 - Begin!

Living in Constant Fear of Homelessness (T3)
01:29 - Quickstep
03:23 - White Shadow's Lure
04:58 - Storm Stomp

Fly Unzipped in Every Wedding Photo (T2)
06:40 - Endure
08:08 - Determination
09:26 - Thunderbolt
11:34 - Gravitas

Earning Respect of Your Girlfriend’s Father (T1)
13:00 - Poison Moth Flight
14:29 - Lightning Slash
15:30 - Glintblade Phalanx
16:55 - Rain of Arrows
18:36 - Chilling Mist & Poisonous Mist
20:31 - Sacred Blade
21:58 - Eruption

Inheriting Disneyland (T0)
23:41 - Blood Blade
25:19 - Prayerful Strike
27:33 - Seppuku
28:26 - Flaming Strike
29:52 - Hoarfrost Stomp