Uploaded November 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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This man's position on shoes? They're only fit to be tied.

Actor: Joe Hartman

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ORIGINAL POST:

VELCRO SNEAKERS/SHOES ON
GROWN MEN AND WOMEN

Velcro sneakers should only be worn by 3 groups of people: Infants, the Elderly, and the
Handicapped.
If you do not fall into one of these 3 groups, please stop wearing velcro sneakers/shoes/
They are the nastiest looking pieces of garbage made for the foot on the planet.
I stood behind a woman in line at the market today and she was wearing a white pair of velcro
sneakers. The velcro was covered in lint and small particles of dried food (cheetos I suspect).

Bottom line velcro sneakers/shoes are gross. I don't care who made the velcro sneakers/shoes you are wearing.
They should be thrown into the garbage where they belong. GROSS!!!!!