Project: Rant - RANT 117: Over Tan People @ProjectRANT
Project: Rant - RANT 117: Over Tan People  @ProjectRANT
Uploaded March 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
projectrant.com This rant goes out to all the fake n' bake folks out there. Actor: Libby Dees

So, I get thats its important to get your vitamin D and all, but it is necessary to tan to the point of looking like and oompa loompa?
And then must your show off this tan to the whole damn world by wearing short shorts and tank tops at the sign of any sun. By doing which you make anyone not orange look albino. Heads up- we live in WASHINGTON. They based a movie about vampires here. Thats how f#&%ing pale we are. So please, just say no to the tanning and go back to a recognizable skin color.
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