Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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For context, Maximilian I commissioned a silver harness from Kolman Helmschmid for 1000 florins in 1516 and never paid in full, so Helmschmid just held onto it until the emperor died in 1519. 💀

Also, yes I am wearing my dog’s Christmas stocking, why do you ask.