Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Every year our silly little Elf returns from the North Pole. He officially arrived at the Sheriff’s Office full of holiday spirit and zero self-control. He couldn’t resist stealing a package Deputy Cappetto had been waiting for. We want to remind all the porch pirates out there that we will ensure they end up on Santa’s naughty list and our gift will be some pretty silver bracelets and a home cook meal from our jail!
Welcome back, Clark! Let’s try to make better choices tomorrow, since porch piracy is NOT on Santa’s approved behavior list.
Every year our silly little Elf returns from the North Pole. He officially arrived at the Sheriff’s Office full of holiday spirit and zero self-control. He couldn’t resist stealing a package Deputy Cappetto had been waiting for. We want to remind all the porch pirates out there that we will ensure they end up on Santa’s naughty list and our gift will be some pretty silver bracelets and a home cook meal from our jail!
Welcome back, Clark! Let’s try to make better choices tomorrow, since porch piracy is NOT on Santa’s approved behavior list.
