Uploaded June 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
"Well well well, what do we have here?" the short man asked Wood in an arrogant tone. "You think you are the greatest thing on the block today, don't you?"
Wood raised an eyebrow at this stranger who just walked up to him. "Excuse me sir, do I know you?"
The man turned his head in disgust. "You obviously don't know talent when you see it do you? I am the greatest actor slash director slash set designer ever."
"Really now?" Wood asked without much interest while looking in the direction of a rather attractive person who just walked by.
"Ugh, yes!" the man yelled. "Hmm... you interested in that person that just walked by?"
"Yeah, but it wouldn't matter. Relationships for me don't last long." Wood replied scratching his chest. "I guess I'm just hard to get use to with all that I do and who I am."
"I could introduce you two... on a condition."
Wood's eyes and ears perked up at this offer. "Go on, tell me."
"Heh, you willing to give it a shot then. You'll battle me. If you win, I'll introduce you two. Being an actor gives me tons of connections, likewise directing and set design... but you would know I suppose."
"Well yeah, duh."
The man's eye twitched at the response. "Well if I win, you'll have to let me co-direct and star in your next film."
Wood gave thought to it for a moment and smiled. "You got yourself a deal there sir. Anything to meet that person over there."
I do not own the copyrights to the music played in this video. The music is from Mario Kart Wii "Moonview Highway".
"Well well well, what do we have here?" the short man asked Wood in an arrogant tone. "You think you are the greatest thing on the block today, don't you?"
Wood raised an eyebrow at this stranger who just walked up to him. "Excuse me sir, do I know you?"
The man turned his head in disgust. "You obviously don't know talent when you see it do you? I am the greatest actor slash director slash set designer ever."
"Really now?" Wood asked without much interest while looking in the direction of a rather attractive person who just walked by.
"Ugh, yes!" the man yelled. "Hmm... you interested in that person that just walked by?"
"Yeah, but it wouldn't matter. Relationships for me don't last long." Wood replied scratching his chest. "I guess I'm just hard to get use to with all that I do and who I am."
"I could introduce you two... on a condition."
Wood's eyes and ears perked up at this offer. "Go on, tell me."
"Heh, you willing to give it a shot then. You'll battle me. If you win, I'll introduce you two. Being an actor gives me tons of connections, likewise directing and set design... but you would know I suppose."
"Well yeah, duh."
The man's eye twitched at the response. "Well if I win, you'll have to let me co-direct and star in your next film."
Wood gave thought to it for a moment and smiled. "You got yourself a deal there sir. Anything to meet that person over there."
I do not own the copyrights to the music played in this video. The music is from Mario Kart Wii "Moonview Highway".
